Adding new roster slot for Trash Can – 2020 ILX Fantasy Baseball!

i'll just repost this here:

i feel "ok" about my keepers i guess:

Bogaerts (27-29)
Tatis (<27)
Conforto (27-29)
Dahl (<27)
Benintendi (<27)

i'm worried Benintendi not-so-secretly sucks but he's also only 25 and looks to have a more prominent lineup role w/Betts gone.

and to the mysterious Mr (X) – ilx mail me the email you use for yahoo and I can set you up to take over for Mr Crunch.

also who the f are you?!

also just want to put it in this thread too, attn: Will M. i shouldn't have raf devers or franmil reyes as keeper-eligible players in my spreadsheet, as i traded them to Blast First Petit last season

also my swap of Correa & friends for Lindor & others isn't reflected.

I put those into the sheet btw! should be ok now. A total of 9 players were traded, I only inputted the ones who are keeper relevant (i.e. weren't dropped or aren't going to be over 30)

also seeing the apr 1 thing now -- changing the "opening date" in the sheet, as I had it at 03-28. This has only effected 3 players, making them a year older, but they didn't change age brackets so no worries (dahl, bregman, and matt olson are 26, not 25). be sure to doublecheck tho, i found an error in the formula and had to "set" the date to apr2, i'm too brain-tired to fix now.

i think you mentioned off-season trades were ok last year? if so, misters broccoli and beforetime plz check webmails?

Hard no to offseason trades. No email goes out and no chance for GMs to vote against via the yahoo app.

Colonisqattsi (jesus what a horrid name what was i thinking):

Walker Buehler <27
Cody Bellinger <27
Aaron Nola <27
Luke Voit, I guess 27-29

my 5:
Ozzie Albies, 23
Luis Severino, 26
Francisco Lindor, 26
Kris Bryant, 28
J.T. Realmuto, 29

Juan Soto, 21
Adalberto Mondesi, 24
German Marquez, 25
Mitch Haniger and the remnants of his testicles, 29

Future team name TBD (fka Bellinger EscapePlan) keepers w/ ages as of Apr 1:
Wander Franco (19)
Victor Robles (22)
Mookie Betts (27)
Aaron Judge (27)
Nolan Arenado (28)

keepers for He Ain't Javy (He's My Baez):

Gleyber Torres (23)
Chris Paddack (24)
Peter Alonso (25)
Javier Baez (27)
Christian Yelich (28)

and to the mysterious Mr (X) – ilx mail me the email you use for yahoo and I can set you up to take over for Mr Crunch.

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, February 13, 2020 12:40 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

also who the f are you?!

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, February 13, 2020 12:40 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

i honestly thought it would be easier for people to figure out! i'm trying to avoid posting it on this account for sake of googleproof but i'm an orioles fan who left like 2 years ago, mostly posted on this board. and accidentally posted several times on that old account because i'm only logged into this one incognito.

I dropped Josh Bell on March 26 and am very good at fantasy baseball!

Shane Bieber (24)
Josh Hader (25)
Max Kepler (27)
Eugenio Suarez (28)
Gerrit Cole (29)

I have only one age 27-29 keeper so I can only keep four players:

Vlad Guerrero Jr (21)
Alex Bregman (26)
Bo Bichette (22)
Trevor Bauer (29)

^^^ LuvWilTeheranUsApart (soon to be renamed, hopefully)

Ok Mr X, invite be sent!

March 22nd, perfect day for a draft. i'll be done celebrating my tenth anniversary -- i remember when i was being very groomzilla about the draft dates ten years ago since i was worried i'd have to cancel my wedding and honeymoon in order to participate.

Fuck me Severino getting Tommy John now. WHY ARE ALL MY STARTERS CURSED?!

I guess I’m running with just 4 keepers, then.

it's very possible that i won't find it as funny in a month (or a week (or an hour)) and i'll change it, but for now i am happy with my new team name, "6° of xwOBAcon"

someone please name their team "The Boyds of Bummer" so that i won't.

I dropped Josh Bell on March 26 and am very good at fantasy baseball!

Shane Bieber (24)
Josh Hader (25)
Max Kepler (27)
Eugenio Suarez (28)
Gerrit Cole (29)

― bnw, Sunday, 23 February 2020 22:40 (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

ALERT ALERT i have made a huge mistake (or well someone did)

the spreadsheet i had was putting trevor story as born in 1982. he is born in 1992 wtf

so he is eligible for keeping as a 27 year old this year! i'm sorry for the fuckup! i hope there aren't any more of these!!

Max Kepler is actually 42.

you made me look that up

Ha!

who wants a custom logo?!

i see a lot of teams rolling with the same name for a while now. i like my icon enough that i'm likely to keep my name for a while and i had enough fun doing the icon for my other team (Upton Funk) that i wouldn't mind doing more.

i'd like one please

He Ain't Javy, right?

yes plz

Javy López?

javy d & the boyz

sorry, just so i'm clear...
"javy d & the boyz" is the new name? and Javy refers to Javy lopez?

the full team name is "he ain't javy, he's my baez." sorry i thought we were joking around.

are you sure you don't want to be Javy D & The boys? because i'm almost done.

https://i.imgur.com/w7IFPpK.png

jose berrios (25)
carlos correa (25)
trea turner (26)
eddie rosario (27-29)
jose ramirez (27-29)

revised keeps for holla Tuivailala!
Shane Bieber (24)
Josh Hader (25)
Trevor Story (27)
Eugenio Suarez (28)
Gerrit Cole (29)

RIP Big Kep

thanks m'dudes. i have put our weighted standings into a list randomizer and have our draft order. just waiting on four managers (including you, new guy) and I can make everything final!

Revision for Colonisqattsi:

Keep: Keston Hiura (I believe)
Don't Keep: Aaron Nola

:o

we still waiting on 4 teams keepers? WHERE YOU ALL AT YOU SLOWPOKES I WANNA GET THAT SWEET SWEET DRAFT ORDER

(apologies if it is less than 4 and i missed one)

i think we're all gonna get more time to think about our picks. if the start of the season is delayed i might push back the draft date? maybe not? i'm not sure what to do or how long this could go on for.

That's it, I'm officially protesting this season.

Here's me, well ahead of the deadline

OREL HALO:
MACHADO, Manny 27
OZUNA, Marcell 29
GALLO, Joey 26
FLAHERTY, Jack 24
WOODRUFF, Brandon 27

whoops, please replace:
WOODRUFF, Brandon 27
w/
PEDERSON, Joc 27

I think we should just go ahead with the draft on that date tbh unless everyone else disagrees. Maybe it depends on whether or not Charles Barkley gave the Angels coronavirus I guess.

aside from the Charles Berkley part, i agree.
best to stick with a date that, miraculously, no one has had an issue with and that would at least allow us to made trades and gaze longingly at our league-winning lineup.

my2cents: I'd prefer to push the date to reflect the season best we can.

they're saying a delay could go back as far as July – and as more news comes in, the less i'm confident the US has the ability to handle this situation...
maybe putting the draft on hold is the way to go.

would really appreciate more input. am gonna send out an email.

we're doing this in an hour yeah?

yah

i'm ready!

why did i think this was tomorrow?! I AM THE GODDAMNED COMMISSIONER!!!V

so i mentioned this in the draft – if yahoo doesn't adjust the games and IP maximums for the 60-game schedule I will punch that in myself.

I noticed Loftons & Mussina - drafting Mize, Gore and Whitley; covering the spread on secondary prospect pitchers after Pearson!

Next year I propose instead of Net Stolen Bases: Absolute Value Stolen Bases, I'm currently at -2.

I noticed Loftons & Mussina - drafting Mize, Gore and Whitley; covering the spread on secondary prospect pitchers after Pearson!

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, July 25, 2020 8:51 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh i had every intention of drafting pearson, i just forgot about him. i starred a bunch of guys before the draft thinking that would highlight them in some way during the draft but that didn't happen

i drafted like a total idiot completely disregarding this year and drafting all but 2 or 3 players under 30, none of whom are going to be given enough playing time to actually prove to anyone that they're worth keeping for 2021

i wonder if yahoo! will remain flexible on position designation for next year so that we don't end up with a bunch of DHs trying to qualify for position eligibility in 2021.

My keepers' stats through week 1+:

.185/.231/.281 slash
0 HRs, 0 RBIs, 0 NSB
1 COVID positive
1 demolished testicle
1 pending IL trip due to a quad strain

And my brand new team ace just had to be helped off the field.

christ. torn achilles for Soroka. could be out up to a year. fuck. my keeper SPs have curse on them i swear. (RIP Fernandez)

Fourth in runs, last in OBP.

Well I had quite a fall from grace, sparked by Scherzer's 1st inning exit a few days ago and all downhill from there, team-wide. If Flaherty ever makes his 2nd start that may help (has not pitched since opening day!)

The curse on my pitching continues... 2nd day in a row with a SP getting totally blown out by a team of replacement level shleps.

Accepting trade offers for Matthew Boyd.

ISO a crusty jock strap or anything with a similar WAR.

oh, and ALSO one of my SP in missing a start because he went out partying during an epidemic.

It is with very heavy hearts that BillyChildishBambino has parted ways with keeper Mitch Haniger and what remains of his testicles. We wish him much luck in the 2022 or 2023 season when he finally returns to the field.

Damn you Javy!
I went to add Solak and you’d picked him up literally a second before I did!

my original pitching staff:
Mike Soroka – torn achilles, out for season
Mike Clevenger – demoted indefinitely for being a complete fucking idiot
Zack Wheeler – unharmed as of yet
Nate Pearson – ERA of 6.61 and is now on the IL wth elbow issues
Dinelson Lamet – unharmed as of yet
Dylan Bundy – pitching surprising well somehow
Mitch Keller – IL for a month now with a strained oblique

I should also mention that one of those young arms was meant to replace Luis Severino, who has now missed two seasons

Make me an offer:

Pedro Severino, C, BAL

Current #106 overall ranking with:

7 R, 5 HR, 19 RBI, .398 OBP, .581 SLG, 9 XBH, 1 NSB

which ranks him at #2 out of all MLB catchers (only Realmuto has performed better).

Looking to close a deal ASAP.

can he pitch?

According to my scouts he throws heat in the mid-70s and his offspeed arsenal includes a 55mph eephus.

A solid #2 on my team

Speaking of a solid #2...

I'm getting 1-hit today (1/19) with 8 of 9 batting slots filled. So long first place, it was a wild last few weeks.

Dude. You’re 6/33 with two home runs. Also you’re ahead by like 17 points! Settle down.

I guess you just don't get how that works alright?

If I don't post anything, my team continues to falter... so I post and suddenly it's like a John Wooden halftime speech and the bats come alive (barely, I esentially have a one man offense).

But what a one-man offence!

Meanwhile, in 2nd place I took a peek in on my guys and they were 0/13. They ended up .083/.128/.139 on the day. Don't assume your opponents are killing it everyday either

Since I like to maximize my anxiety, I like to see who’s ahead and behind me in individual categories and check in on the teams that are close to me, since my score is just as affected by those around me in specific stats.

took me long enough, but for those looking towards the future, here's your handy keepers tracker for 2021

(second tab is the one you probably wanna look at -- shows you players sorted by team and then age with the dropped & over-30s filtered out)
(it also assumes a start date next year of 2021-04-01, which DOES affect some players' birthdays, so check the birthdate columns too in case!)

Thanks Will I was curious as I have a few keeper-eligible players whose bdays are borderline to opening day and I know you've been flexible with that date in the pas.t

Also you have the wrong Will Smith bday for my catcher (LA), you're using the Giants (?) RP with the same name.

ack that'll happen with identical names. one of these days i'll come up with a better fix than "changing one of their names to will smith2" but for now that'll have to do!

(also i'm not the commish, thermo is the one who is flexible i am just the KEEPER OF SHEETS)

I have 3 players whose bdays are pretty cusp-y:
3/28
3/29
4/4

I didn't think players went to waivers if you pick them up and release them before playing them.

BillyChildishBambino, are you placing multiple probable starters for today on waivers on purpose? I guess hoarding the others on your bench is okay, but geez

oh wait i'm looking at Corrosion as well! No holds barred 8'O

You'll be sitting in 5th by the end of the weekend, CoC. Gallo's gonna finally put it together

lol, I dropp Freddie Freeman and you're bellyaching about me picking up spot starters who will only last a few innings. You're welcome.

It's the last weekend: PPD weather is in play and many starts are in jeopardy depending on the playoff scenarios so I'm not taking any chances. That said, I'll probably hit my IP limit today and tomorrow will be a totally different story.

Think if they are on the roster for a full day they go on waivers.

Thanks for Freeman Al, you're a saint

It appears that I have won this year's edition of the ILB fantasy league, a league that I created in the spring of 2003 and had never finished higher than 5th prior to this season.

Very few of my fellow managers remain from the inaugural season, but as the founder of this board and it's accompanying fantasy league, I thank all of you for participating.

Congrats dude!

Cheers! Good season. I was confused as to who I was talking to but w/e, congrats!

congratulations!

in case you, like me, mostly only check bookmarks and forget to look for new threads...

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