can YOU win an election? take over a President's consciousness and go back in time and win!

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I'm on my third attempt with him. switched to Bob Graham.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 February 2020 23:23 (four years ago) link

fuck, still lost Florida.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 February 2020 23:24 (four years ago) link

yeah I can't thread the needle either

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 February 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link

My Clinton won 314EVs with the most liberal answer to everything

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 10 February 2020 23:32 (four years ago) link

it frustrates me that it seems to want me to focus on swing states AND just Florida at the same time when visiting states

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 February 2020 23:32 (four years ago) link

you have to time your visit to Florida just right to nail the Elian Gonzales question lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 February 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link

gonna go the opposite direction and see if I can lose with Dubya

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 February 2020 23:35 (four years ago) link

This reminds me of a Doonesbury game I had as a kid, minus 8-bit comic strip characters

I lost Florida and Ohio but kept PA/WI/MI, I didn't pay attention to see what my other pickup was to get over the hump.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 10 February 2020 23:35 (four years ago) link

Aww, won't let me run as Henry Wallace in '48. I bet I could have fucked Truman's shit up.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 10 February 2020 23:38 (four years ago) link

finally changed a few answers that I'd been accidentally doing the same. let's see if I win. if not I am breaking this fuckin' laptop

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 February 2020 23:39 (four years ago) link

same start as always

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 February 2020 23:39 (four years ago) link

SAME SHITTY 294-244 RESULT GODDAMMIT

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 February 2020 23:40 (four years ago) link

I did it! I made Dubya lose 533 to 5 lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 February 2020 23:40 (four years ago) link

apparently Dubya coming out in support of massive gun control legislation would've cost him the election - who knew?

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 February 2020 23:41 (four years ago) link

how racist didja have to be

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 February 2020 23:54 (four years ago) link

I'm convinced Gore isn't winnable. i've answered the questions in just about every net-positive way possible, I've changed up the state visits. even if I visit nobody but FL, I lose.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 February 2020 23:55 (four years ago) link

run Dubya as a liberal and Gore wins. But yeah I don't think there's a way to run as Gore and win, or at least I can't find it

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 February 2020 23:57 (four years ago) link

i'm going to run Trump now and see if I can lose in embarrassing fashion.

then I'm eating dinner cos fuck this

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

Trump-Carson, here we go

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

hahaha

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:04 (four years ago) link

I ran Dubya as close to the real world as I could, hit the Rust Belt hard, won Florida, still lost. I blame my running mate, Colin Powell.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:06 (four years ago) link

370-168 Hildawg. gonna do it again, that's way too many EVs for the Trump

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:08 (four years ago) link

Trump-Christie. The Weight Brigade

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:09 (four years ago) link

I just said Bill Clinton fathered a black child

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:10 (four years ago) link

lol campaign manager is losing his mind

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:12 (four years ago) link

just supported Obama

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:12 (four years ago) link

lol CLINTON is up in Texas

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:14 (four years ago) link

it's easy to lose (just do a bunch of things that piss off your base, cuz the other party's voters will never cross over in enough numbers to compensate), it's much harder to win

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:14 (four years ago) link

yeah I get that but I'm not good at this game so clearly that means it sucks and should be destroyed so I'm just smearing shit on the canvas now

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:15 (four years ago) link

457-81. there we go

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:16 (four years ago) link

489-49 Clinton-Trump

Started out even more racist and inflammatory, then just went to Wyoming over and over backtracking on everything

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:17 (four years ago) link

hehe I went to California the entire time.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:17 (four years ago) link

I just assume I would die of dysentery.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:21 (four years ago) link

oh yeah, this has been kicking around speculative history forums for a few years. it's this fascinating relic that dated itself immediately to the point where I imagine he really didn't feel like looking at it ever again (he used to have a dev blog, don't know if it's still up, that suggested as much)

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:23 (four years ago) link

btw, I'd want to know who owns and runs www.americanhistoryusa.com before I'd let it identify anything about my politics by my playing a game on it. yes, I'm that paranoid. then again, Cambridge Analytica was big on "test your personality type to see which Star Wars character you are" kinds of data mining.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:25 (four years ago) link

I noticed the cutoff date that he stopped developing, heh. funny running the Clinton-Trump campaign without knowledge of the horrible 7 months that came after

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:26 (four years ago) link

that's a valid point but I want suits to come to my door cos I have things to tell them about the Church of Latter Day Saints

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:26 (four years ago) link

yeah I had the same question when it came out but the guy who made it has posted some blogs/forum posts/etc (under his real name) stating he is not a MAGA and/or alt-right type, and by all indications he seems to just be some dude whose game got a little out of his control both in terms of pageviews and of the news

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:28 (four years ago) link

I dont see how this gathers any meaningful user data aimless

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:29 (four years ago) link

good. I hope it doesn't.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:30 (four years ago) link

of course, paranoia by definition is not a reasonable perspective

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:31 (four years ago) link

This reminds me of a game I played in like 1990, it was one of those educational floppies but it involved being in a Presidential election against huckster and career opportunist GRIMSBY SNOOD, whose platform was usually just the opposite of what you last said

Similar format, you answered questions which fed into your performance, though dolphins were allowed to vote on the game which was not really explained.

Being a kid's game, and thinking that all ten year olds are stupid, the major problem you had to solve was noise pollution. People were blasting rock and roll music at boom car volume and it was causing the public pain, and the kicker is the answer wasn't multiple choice, you had to free form type it in.

Anyway once you devised it was "headphones" considering we were in the Walkman Renaissance, suddenly you won the election by a billion votes and it was all so disappointing.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:38 (four years ago) link

Tried a Gore-Kerry ticket, still lost.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 00:57 (four years ago) link

that combo seemed to do no better or worse than any other running mate.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 01:00 (four years ago) link

WOW @ that game, Neanderthal. Strong educational floppy vibes

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 01:20 (four years ago) link

I won with Hillary in 2016 with Bernie's platform.

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 01:40 (four years ago) link

ahhh then I got creamed in 88 as Dukakis with John Glenn as my running mate. I had a lot of states in play right up until I wouldn't commit to "no new taxes". from then on i could never recover.

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 01:52 (four years ago) link

alright i'm back in this bitch

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 02:07 (four years ago) link

can I beat Lincoln? hmm

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 02:08 (four years ago) link

Lol, I won only 17 electoral college votes as Dukakis with Jesse Jackson as running mate.

With considerable charm, you still have made a choice (Sund4r), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 02:15 (four years ago) link

Just won as Hillary, with Booker as running mate; brought Sanders out as much as possible while staying moderate/vague on most issues and going negative on Trump.

With considerable charm, you still have made a choice (Sund4r), Monday, 17 February 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link

Also I spent a lot of time in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania.

With considerable charm, you still have made a choice (Sund4r), Monday, 17 February 2020 19:14 (four years ago) link

I got creamed running as Hillary with Warren as my running mate.

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 17 February 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link

Yeah, I did that the first time and lost big.

With considerable charm, you still have made a choice (Sund4r), Monday, 17 February 2020 19:39 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

alright, gonna go fuck up some history again

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link

I keep imagining the 2020 version of this game

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:33 (three years ago) link

"Coronavirus is here! Do you...."

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link

Lost to Cuntrow Wilson by 1 damn EV

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:53 (three years ago) link

fuckin' beat him. all hail President Hughes

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 00:31 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

beat Nixon with Humphrey! fuck yeaaaaahh.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 05:24 (three years ago) link

Ha!

https://i.imgur.com/ImAV7lT.jpg

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link

WHAT DID YOU DO

caută tu singur (gyac), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

Attacked Bush constantly, went ultra-populist, still no idea how I managed to take Texas though.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link

was yr running mate Jimmy Dean?

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 August 2020 03:25 (three years ago) link

No, Al Gore

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 13 August 2020 07:56 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

this is ridiculous, I keep trying to beat Carter with Ford for shits and giggles and every attempt I've wound up giving Carter more EVs despite improving my answers

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 January 2021 05:28 (three years ago) link

gonna blame this on Bob Dole and go back to Connally

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 January 2021 05:29 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

came back here to brag about beating Woodrow only to find out I already had two or three other times itt :(

idk why I thougth I hadn't beaten him before.

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

beat Carter with Gerald Ford! booo

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 November 2023 16:47 (five months ago) link

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a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 November 2023 16:47 (five months ago) link

I was gonna say, the pardon is a nearly insurmountable roadblock.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 11 November 2023 17:39 (five months ago) link


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