mr McGregor buys a local footie team
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Sunday, 9 February 2020 06:16 (four years ago) link
My reaction to the Peter Rabbit movies is basically the same reaction I would've had if they'd cast Rob Schneider as Mr. Rogers.
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Sunday, 9 February 2020 12:21 (four years ago) link
luckily i'm busy with actual grown-up paid writing work currently (not enough! commission me ilx!) but as someone who as a kid read and reread the many dolittle books many many times i am kind of intrigued enough by this i'm guessing ghastly zombie franchise to want to watch it all from scratch and write it all up
(i saw the rex harrison as a kid and i guess quite liked it, i like that windward islands locals in st lucia's marigot bay keep bits of the shattered fragments of the giant pink sea snail as exotic-ironic decoration in their garden)
also this is terrible-great obv:
doctor doolittle is *the worst*, yet it contains cinema's greatest minute pic.twitter.com/nZRgY3Db9b— ๐ Katie Stebbins ๐ (@_katiestebbins_) September 17, 2019
― mark s, Sunday, 9 February 2020 12:45 (four years ago) link
https://deadline.com/2020/02/honey-i-shrunk-the-kids-reboot-rick-moranis-1202858344/
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
Son is aspiring to be a great scientist like his father, but accidentally shrinks the kids.
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link
Did u mean to post that in the 'depressing phrases' thraed
I mean...yay for the return of Moranis! But otherwise
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link
Shrinking the kids is an intergenerational cycle.
― jmm, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:49 (four years ago) link
All will be forgiven if they include one 'I learned it from watching you!' joke.
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link
Funny that long-delayed "The Hunt" is finally being released, but "The Purge" series has just kept churning along, movies and tv.
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link
Sonic did $58 million over the weekend, so expect next year's list to be that much more horrifying.
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 17:13 (four years ago) link
It got good reviews, not that I'll ever watch it.
― ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐จ (Eric H.), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 17:18 (four years ago) link
Which is to say it got SOME good reviews, for a movie that looks like it should have received NO good reviews.
― ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐จ (Eric H.), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 17:19 (four years ago) link
I for one welcome our new Sega Cinematic Universe. The Columns film gonna be off the hook.
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link
Altered Beast: starring John Cena
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 17:31 (four years ago) link
lol i also immediately thought "an Altered Beast movie could be cool." but it's also something that really should have come out in the mid-90s, with effects and vibe basically equivalent to Spawn crossed with idk Dragonheart.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link
sonic v. shadow: genesis of megamix
― wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:59 (four years ago) link
Toejam & Earl featuring Jamie Kennedy and Seann William Scott, all practical make-up fx and unwieldy costumes. Let's make it happen.
― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link
most likely: an Ecco the Dolphin movie that just punts everything about its vibe and unfulfilled ambitions, and is just, yknow, a cgi kids movie about a dolphin
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
we need a grittier, sexier reboot of Sonic
― frogbs, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link
Honic the Sedgehog
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link
Sonic the Sex Doll
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:27 (four years ago) link
Sonic's Huge Hog
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:30 (four years ago) link
Hedgecock
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:33 (four years ago) link
Remove Bookmark from this Thread
― adam, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link
It's been done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaztMwvFj7I
(Should say this is not technically NSFW, but it is an advert for porn, so might be technically NSFW)
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:53 (four years ago) link
Invisible Man was actually really good
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 February 2020 21:12 (four years ago) link
yeah that's what I've heard.
the only possible bright point of Ghostbusters: Yesanotheronewhy is the presence of Paul Rudd
― akm, Saturday, 29 February 2020 21:44 (four years ago) link
fuck offThe Invisible Man
The Invisible Man
did not know this was the bloke off Recovery's followup to Upgrade, absolutely gonna see it this week
― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Saturday, 29 February 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link
No Time To Die, Peter Rabbit 2 and Mulan all postponed. Maybe it'll be COVID-19 that finally kills off the franchise era.
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Friday, 13 March 2020 00:13 (four years ago) link
WORTH IT
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 13 March 2020 00:34 (four years ago) link
i liked the invisible man. quite an experience in a movie theatre. don't watch the trailer, it gives away every big scene.
― wasdnuos (abanana), Friday, 13 March 2020 00:40 (four years ago) link
Except the success of TIM apparently has inspired Universal to take another crack at the Dark Universe: http://epicstream.com/news/TinyDiapana/Universal-Developing-New-Dracula-Movie-For-Its-Dark-Universe.
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Friday, 13 March 2020 00:54 (four years ago) link
Scoob! has been dumped to VOD, and is apparently not merely bad, but another failed universe-starter:
Iโm not really spoiling anything, but the movie switches from being a Scooby-Doo movie to a vehicle to introduce various โBโ level Hanna Barbera characters. Scooby and Shaggy join forces with Blue Falcon and Dynomutt: The Dog Wonder to fight Dick Dastardly, who is hunting for three skulls that open Alexander the Greatโs tomb and along the way they go to Dinosaur Island and fight Captain Caveman.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 18 May 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link
I will fight anyone who calls Dynomutt a B-level character.
― Bougy! Bougie! Bougรฉ! (Eliza D.), Monday, 18 May 2020 14:29 (three years ago) link
Alexander the Great is totally A-level
― jmm, Monday, 18 May 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link
Since childhood, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Velma Dinkley, and Daphne Blake have been solving mysteries across the globe accompanied by Shaggy's pet dog, Scooby-Doo. But their greatest mystery together comes in a turn of events when they run into the Blue Falcon, who is trying to prevent his arch-rival, Dick Dastardly from causing a global "dogpocalypse" by unleashing the Great Cerberus on the world.
dog
pocalypse
― jmm, Monday, 18 May 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
For a better HBCU, watch the mystery solvers club episode of mystery inc instead.
― wasdnous (abanana), Monday, 18 May 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link
truly struggling with this use of "HBCU"
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 18 May 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link
looool
― peace, man, Monday, 18 May 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link
So many goddamn universes and they still haven't made my Captain Crunch/Count Chocula Cereal Mascots cinematic universe yet
― Vinnie, Monday, 18 May 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link
Well, there is this...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Foodfight%21_DVD_cover.jpghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foodfight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcHGo2nfWXs
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 May 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
adogalypse imo
― Bleeqwot (sic), Monday, 18 May 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link
I was just being silly but now that I've learned of the existence of that movie I kind of want to watch it xp
― Vinnie, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 00:51 (three years ago) link
Did any of these come out
― Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 14 January 2021 06:32 (three years ago) link
Doodoolittle did
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 January 2021 06:33 (three years ago) link
Ghostbusters: Afterlife - bumped until after pandemicDolittle - RELEASED BEFORE PANDEMICScoob! - have a feeling this was in cinemas and went to 'vid on demandMorbius - bumped until after pandemic, most recently rescheuled yesterdaySonic the Hedgehog - RELEASED BEFORE PANDEMICMinions: The Rise of Gru - dunnoBad Boys for Life - RELEASED BEFORE PANDEMICMulan - came out mid-pandemic, was Disney+ exclusive in USA iircTrolls World Tour - dunno, think it came out sometime?Tom and Jerry - dunno, prob bumpedTop Gun: Maverick - bumped until after pandemicThe Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It - dunno, prob bumpedThe King's Man - bumped iircBob's Burgers: The Movie - dunno, prob bumpedImpractical Jokers: The Movie - dunno, prob bumpedNo Time to Die - bumped until after pandemic, currently scheduled for first weekend in April, entire studio trying to sell itself to cover lossesPeter Rabbit 2: The Runaway - dunno, prob bumpedA Quiet Place: Part II - bumped until after pandemicCandyman - bumped until after pandemic, to open at Halloween. was moved again when pandemic was still happening at Halloween.The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard - dunno, prob bumpedHalloween Kills - bumped until after pandemic. scheduled for Halloween 2021The Grudge - dunnoGodzilla vs. Kong - bumped until after pandemicComing 2 America - bumped until after pandemicFast & Furious 9 - bumped until after pandemicFantasy Island - dunno, prob bumpedThe Croods 2 - may have come out?Venom 2 - bumped iircBrahms: The Boy II - dunno, prob bumpedThe SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run - I think maybe this came out in Canada only, ROW is waiting until after pandemic?West Side Story - bumped until after pandemic, now scheduled for 60th anniversary of first film adapThe Purge 5 - dunno, prob bumpedBill & Ted Face the Music - came the fuck on out mid-pandemic. screened at 4 out of 5 Washington drive-ins iirc, was day-and-date VOD in US, causing aggravation for other countries who wanted to not risk death by going to cinemaBirds of Prey - RELEASED BEFORE PANDEMICP.S. I Still Love You - dunno, prob bumpedThe New Mutants - came the fuck on out mid-pandemic. huge box-office success at $21 million, probably would have been regarded as expected disaster if it had made more than that in non-pando times.Black Widow - bumped until after pandemicThe Invisible Man - RELEASED BEFORE PANDEMIC, bangsThe Eternals - bumped until after pandemicEscape Room 2 - dunno, prob bumpedWonder Woman 1984 - bumped until after pandemic. pandemic was still happening at Christmas so just came out anyway.
― shivers me timber (sic), Thursday, 14 January 2021 07:23 (three years ago) link
Coming 2 America - bumped until after pandemic
except in the US where it will be direct-to-Bezos iirc, currently scheduled for release juuuust after the crest of the pandemic, dunno if its Bezorelease is legally tied to cinema release in countries or states with cinemas
― shivers me timber (sic), Thursday, 14 January 2021 07:29 (three years ago) link
Pretty sure Fantasy Island came out and (unsurprisingly) got abysmal reviews
New Bond just got bumped again to Autumn
― groovypanda, Thursday, 14 January 2021 07:47 (three years ago) link
Fantasy Island was theatrically released in the United States on February 14, 2020 by Sony Pictures Releasing to overwhelmingly negative reviews. Despite this, the film was a box office success, grossing $48 million worldwide against its $7 million production budget.
― shivers me timber (sic), Thursday, 14 January 2021 08:17 (three years ago) link
Scoob! has been dumped to VOD, and is apparently not merely bad, but another failed universe-starter: Iโm not really spoiling anything, but the movie switches from being a Scooby-Doo movie to a vehicle to introduce various โBโ level Hanna Barbera characters. (etc)โ Doctor Casino, Tuesday, May 19, 2020 12:10 AM (seven months ago)
Iโm not really spoiling anything, but the movie switches from being a Scooby-Doo movie to a vehicle to introduce various โBโ level Hanna Barbera characters. (etc)
โ Doctor Casino, Tuesday, May 19, 2020 12:10 AM (seven months ago)
― shivers me timber (sic), Thursday, 14 January 2021 09:29 (three years ago) link