Never commented on this thread I guess, but I did love the 2014 one.
― š¶āāļøšØ (Eric H.), Saturday, 8 February 2020 17:22 (four years ago) link
yeah this recent one was bad but there was a moment where someone is watching tv and to scenes of giant monsters going apeshit all over the globe a newscaster says in totally flat-affect newscaster voice "this is the worst disaster in human history!" and I totally lost it.
― ryan, Saturday, 8 February 2020 18:14 (four years ago) link
it does suffer or benefit from the script curse where anything that tries to be funny falls flat but lines like that are hilarious
― caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Saturday, 8 February 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link
I mean, I suppose it gets points for the number of ridiculous lines of dialogue they can squeeze into one trailer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=claci32Zjvc
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 24 January 2021 18:27 (three years ago) link
that preview belongs to some different pre-covid world where we were supposed to take this even vaguely seriously.
"godzilla's out there and he's hurting people and we don't know why!"
so much stuttering NAAAAAAAAAOWWWWWW effect
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 January 2021 21:50 (three years ago) link
kongās constantly shifting size is one of the weirdest things about this āfranchise,ā from 1933 on. presumably a kong tall enough to battle godzilla would also be too big to stand comfortably on top of the empire state building.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:02 (three years ago) link
Insurance companies raising rates in NY
― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:03 (three years ago) link
also had to rewatch the part where kong somehow stops godzillaās radioactive breath in midair and pushes it back at him a few times just to make sure i hadnāt imagined it
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:05 (three years ago) link
Doesn't he reflect it with something? But seriously, Godzilla has rage and *range*, how can they even consider this a fair fight? Maybe Godzilla is just really dumb, and Kong has giant ape smarts.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:10 (three years ago) link
can't wait for all the "this movie is antireptile and kong is canceled" lolz, oh how meme-y it will be
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:16 (three years ago) link
godzilla vs. pong pic.twitter.com/Li9sz8JcBM— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) January 24, 2021
― Ł©(Ķ”ą¹ĢÆĶ”ą¹)Ū¶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:19 (three years ago) link
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. - Godzilla
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:59 (three years ago) link
ā (The Other) J.D. (J.D.)
He doesn't even appear to have a consistent size in this one trailer. The obvious way to pitch it for me would be to have Kong be much smaller than Godzilla, but also much more cunning.
― chap, Monday, 25 January 2021 09:40 (three years ago) link
presumably a kong tall enough to battle godzilla would also be too big to stand comfortably on top of the empire state building.
ā (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:02 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Post 9/11 structural standards imo
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Monday, 25 January 2021 10:30 (three years ago) link
can't imagine any value from watching this trailer that wouldn't be bettered by watching Shin Godzilla or the '33 Kong again
― shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 25 January 2021 10:42 (three years ago) link
that preview belongs to some different pre-covid world where we were supposed to take this even vaguely seriously
yeah "THIS YEAR, ONE WILL FALL" maybe not the best tagline for a 2021 trailer idk
I suggest GODZILLA VS KONG: WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 25 January 2021 13:36 (three years ago) link
I'm not really keen on Kong's neatly trimmed hipster beard.
― chap, Monday, 25 January 2021 13:47 (three years ago) link
Will this be the franchise entry that finally tackles the issue of the monsters' respective digestive processes?
― eating a jester in the blacksmith's shop (Matt #2), Monday, 25 January 2021 14:33 (three years ago) link
Gizzardilla
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 January 2021 14:58 (three years ago) link
Would be awesome if the upcoming CGI headache turned out to be another secret reboot of "Blair Witch."
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 March 2021 16:39 (three years ago) link
Loved GODZILLA VS. KONG! Great, comprehensible action, a fittingly gonzo story, and they did an incredible job hiding their big twist (for most of the movie, both Godzilla and Kong are very, very small)— ben mekler (@benmekler) March 21, 2021
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 21 March 2021 18:00 (three years ago) link
The script is rotten, but kid me would have ate this up. Daylight CGI Godzilla! Kong! They fight! More than once! And a third joins in! Kids save the day!
And as someone noted elsewhere, Kong has an axe.
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 1 April 2021 02:00 (two years ago) link
watching tonight:D
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 April 2021 02:06 (two years ago) link
MZS review just batshit enough to get me thinking i might do the same this weekend
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 1 April 2021 04:33 (two years ago) link
i am 2/3 throughthis is batshit and dumb and really good i already think i love it
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 April 2021 04:54 (two years ago) link
guys i thinkiām pretty surethat this rules?
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 April 2021 05:35 (two years ago) link
Yeah, solid stuff. These two tweets are complementary and accurate:
Totally appreciated that Godzilla Vs Kong was apparently scripted by a 12-year-old boy after eating all his Halloween candy at once - this is not a diss— Art Of Coop (@ARTofCOOP) April 1, 2021
So #GodzillavsKong was great but once again too much humans talking about some bullshit— Kiki La Double Mask will be at the hospital bar (@kdc) April 1, 2021
In case anyone is wondering, #GodzillaVsKong's Jia is played by a Deaf actress, Kaylee Hottle and I hope this debut role leads to so many more. I loved her! pic.twitter.com/zDVKGSuMtS— Kate SĆ”nchezā· (@OhMyMithrandir) March 31, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 April 2021 05:52 (two years ago) link
Junkie XL did an awesome job w the score tooWingard references a lot of things in my wheelhouse in this interview & I think it explains why the movie worked so well. Dude just GETS it https://filmschoolrejects.com/godzilla-vs-kong-adam-wingard-interview/
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 April 2021 05:55 (two years ago) link
canāt wait to watch this ! Loved ā Skull Islandā.
― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 1 April 2021 05:59 (two years ago) link
this is MUCH better than Skull Island, and crazier
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 April 2021 06:06 (two years ago) link
Isnāt ātoo much humans talking about some bullshitā a major part of the Godzilla experience
― Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 1 April 2021 06:28 (two years ago) link
Like the effects are expensive and you gotta hit the runtime so put some people you donāt care about in there talking about stuff that doesnāt make sense and doesnāt matter
Talking scenes in kaiju films should be funny or camp, that's what the '60s/'70s Godzilla films understood
― Josefa, Thursday, 1 April 2021 13:41 (two years ago) link
Kong: Skull Island was that
the previous two Godzilla films have been deathly boring though
― Number None, Thursday, 1 April 2021 13:44 (two years ago) link
Godzilla vs Kong was kind of flat compared to Skull Island. I thought that one, even when the human characters were goofy, had decent characterization and you could point to each character and explain their motivation. GvsK just... has motivations that make no sense whatsoever
It did deliver everything promised by the title, though.
― mh, Thursday, 1 April 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link
Shin Godzilla, which I will never shut up about, had a lot of human time which was.awesome
― lukas, Thursday, 1 April 2021 17:11 (two years ago) link
The exception that proves the rule -- the whole point of Shin Godzilla isn't the monster so much as the fuck-ups.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 April 2021 17:17 (two years ago) link
still waiting for the gonzo Fury Road/Raid version of one of these thats just all the good stuff and none of the boring stuff
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 1 April 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link
Shin Godzilla is amazing.
― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 1 April 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link
I'm realizing that the only Godzilla I have seen is 1998...
― jmm, Thursday, 1 April 2021 18:03 (two years ago) link
okay this is unexpectedly great
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 2 April 2021 04:43 (two years ago) link
MZS review pretty OTMhttps://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/godzilla-vs-kong-movie-review-2021
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 2 April 2021 04:44 (two years ago) link
so many fave moments but i looooled at how Kong slams his shoulder into a skyscraper to pop it back into place like Riggs in Lethal Weapon
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 April 2021 04:55 (two years ago) link
somehow never saw the 2014 one, any good?
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Friday, 2 April 2021 15:07 (two years ago) link
you guys have me sold on shin godzilla
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 April 2021 16:15 (two years ago) link
Shin Godzilla rules, great pandemic movie
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Friday, 2 April 2021 17:03 (two years ago) link
idk maybe i dont have the patience to enjoy these movies the way they are meant to be enjoyed but i got very frustrated with how complicated the plot was and how many characters there were in order to create situations where king kong and godzilla fight each other. idgaf about the backstory of the guy who does the podcast about the monster technology company or the handsome guy piloting the hollow earth shuttlecraft or w/e, monster smash stuff plz.
the fights btw godzilla and king kong were very fun especially the underwater stuff but in the big city i kept wishing the camera would step back and stay still more so i could see them better, i was losing patience for the 'you are there' swooping videogame camera moves and closeups, but i guess thats how modern CGI action is presented now. this was still fun but i also wish i'd just fast forwarded through everything except the parts where kong and/or godzilla smash stuff.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 2 April 2021 19:00 (two years ago) link
This was cool. Still prefer the pulpy and trim(mer) āSkull Islandā, though.
― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 2 April 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link
just watched godzilla 2014....a few amazing moments of godzilla ownage but a bit of a slog to get there. going from cranston to tylor-johnson as focus character is a huge downgrade. the dusty grey was irritating but it made the halo jumping sequence look incredible, that almost has the feeling of what a good live-action Eva should feel like. but only for about.....2 minutes.
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Saturday, 3 April 2021 03:37 (two years ago) link
watanabe, olsen, hawkins all woefully overqualified
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Saturday, 3 April 2021 03:39 (two years ago) link