i'm not sure what's going on here
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― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 8 February 2020 05:07 (four years ago) link
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-asked-reince-priebus-about-wisconsin-badgers-2020-2
"After Trump was reminded that the short-legged omnivore was practically synonymous with the Badger State, he'd make a point of bringing it up at seemingly random occasions to his beleaguered chief of staff."'Are they mean to people?' Trump at least twice asked Priebus in the opening months of his presidency. 'Or are they friendly creatures?' The president would also ask if Priebus had any photos of badgers he could show him, and if Priebus could carefully explain to him how badgers 'work' exactly."He wanted Reince — resident White House badger historian, apparently — to explain to him Wisconsin's obsession with the animal, how the little critters function and behave, what kind of food they like, and how aggressive or deadly they could be when presented with perceived existential threats."Trump also wanted to know if the badger had a 'personality' or if it was boring. What kind of damage could a badger to do a person with its flashy, sharp claws?
"'Are they mean to people?' Trump at least twice asked Priebus in the opening months of his presidency. 'Or are they friendly creatures?' The president would also ask if Priebus had any photos of badgers he could show him, and if Priebus could carefully explain to him how badgers 'work' exactly.
"He wanted Reince — resident White House badger historian, apparently — to explain to him Wisconsin's obsession with the animal, how the little critters function and behave, what kind of food they like, and how aggressive or deadly they could be when presented with perceived existential threats.
"Trump also wanted to know if the badger had a 'personality' or if it was boring. What kind of damage could a badger to do a person with its flashy, sharp claws?
― j., Thursday, 13 February 2020 03:50 (four years ago) link
saw an apartment today in an old luxury high rise from the 60s. (no longer really considered luxury but still is ok). the broker provided some background on the building, which was unique for brooklyn at the time it was built because it was so large. the name of the bold developer who created it was fred trump.
― treeship., Thursday, 13 February 2020 04:00 (four years ago) link
just read the anecdote about the badger thing. better contribution to the thread than what i wrote
― treeship., Thursday, 13 February 2020 04:01 (four years ago) link
Remember when some twitter parodist convinced hundreds of thousands of people that Trump liked to watch gorillas fighting each other and his staff kept him entertained with a 24-hour a day gorilla cable channel? Turns out he was obsessed with badgers, I guess.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 13 February 2020 04:52 (four years ago) link
the presidency is very powerful, i don't see why he couldn't do both
― j., Thursday, 13 February 2020 05:08 (four years ago) link
just came here to post the badger news, the full breathtaking details of which i think might have given me brain damage
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 February 2020 11:47 (four years ago) link
i mean credit where credit's due, trump saw a chance to troll reince preibus and he took it and i can't say i'd do any different if i had the chance
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 February 2020 11:48 (four years ago) link
I think we should all do whatever we can to help make Donald Trump's clear desire to be surgically-altered into and/or fuck a badger a reality.
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 February 2020 12:41 (four years ago) link
How exactly DO badgers "work"? Enquiring minds want to know.
― beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 13 February 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link
Pulleys and steam iirc
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 February 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link
I'm picturing Priebus becoming progressively more irritated as the badger questions continue and am afraid this is actually evidence Trump was doing this as a bit
― mh, Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:55 (four years ago) link
The last three years:
*Donald Trump appoints new advisor/cabinet member*Me: Ugh, looks like he finally found someone ghoulish enough to pledge absolute loyalty*a few months pass**ghoul complains about working under Trump**Trump fires ghoul**Donald Trump appoints new advisor/cabinet member*Me: Ugh, looks like he finally found someone ghoulish enough to pledge absolute loyalty
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 14 February 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2020/02/14/trump-mocks-faith-others-his-own-religious-practices-remain-opaque/
lol
his 'religious practices'
― j., Saturday, 15 February 2020 17:28 (four years ago) link
Commander in dud
― i am a horse girl (map), Saturday, 15 February 2020 23:09 (four years ago) link
going apeshit over this video pic.twitter.com/CbSjKee5Z7— chris (@TonyBeast1957) February 21, 2020
peep trump grimacing at bloomps wolfing down the dirty street meat
― j., Saturday, 22 February 2020 03:41 (four years ago) link
That video is like watching the time lapse decomposition of a gazelle only instead of a gazelle it's western civilization.
― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Saturday, 22 February 2020 03:52 (four years ago) link
major heidecker vibes
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Saturday, 22 February 2020 03:58 (four years ago) link
everyone in that video is an awful piece of shit
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 22 February 2020 07:55 (four years ago) link
did Marilu Henner give extremely specific and accurate evidence against you
― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Saturday, 22 February 2020 08:10 (four years ago) link
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 22 February 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link
i did not recognise Marilu among that slurry of human excrement
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 22 February 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link
did i even see gene simmons in there too?
― global tetrahedron, Saturday, 22 February 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link
i mean it probably isn't him but he might as well turn up in that, why not
― global tetrahedron, Saturday, 22 February 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link
yes gene was there and tbh that was the final straw for me
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 22 February 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link
Note the early versions of MAGA Hats the female contestants are wearing.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 February 2020 17:13 (four years ago) link
It's perfect red meat for the base that Trump has denounced the foreign winner of the USAmerican Oscars (and one with leftish class politics at that), but the fact that he referenced GONE WITH THE WIND says so much. I mean that movie is even older than he is. The election of Trump was about an America that is dying. Sometimes I fear it is being reborn in new forms, but for the most part I think it actually is dying.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 23 February 2020 04:54 (four years ago) link
for the most part I think it actually is dying
it sure seems to be taking its sweet time in going about it
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 23 February 2020 04:58 (four years ago) link
Trump certainly looks like he smells like he's dying
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Sunday, 23 February 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link
speaking of dying and smells, I read something about his trip to India expressing concern that his beef-centric diet will be compromised because they will not serve him beef there. Imagining him squirming hungrily in front of a plate of delicious vegetarian Indian food that he can't bring his pitiful palate to eat -- LOOOOOOOOOL
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 24 February 2020 14:29 (four years ago) link
I hope he dies of dysentery.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 24 February 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
Morning Joe actually spent five minutes ruminating on the consequences of the president's inability to eat a Bic Mac in New Delhi.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 February 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link
The thing I read was on CNN.com! I clicked somewhat shamefully because I wanted to know more after that sweet headline :( After reading, I began to relish the idea of him being severely uncomfortable. https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/23/politics/donald-trump-india-beef-vegetarian/index.html
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 24 February 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link
he must really have exceptional health to have not succumbed to colon cancer by now
― equam phillips (crüt), Monday, 24 February 2020 14:45 (four years ago) link
How can he succumb to the thing he is the living embodiment of
― Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 February 2020 14:47 (four years ago) link
Yeah this fuels my belief that he is a roiling blob of human cancer. How on earth can he have survived with that diet? He is revolting through and through, like ALL the way up and down and inside out.
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 24 February 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link
there is not actually a clear passage through and through
― j., Monday, 24 February 2020 14:54 (four years ago) link
Good point.
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 24 February 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link
Pretty sure there is beef jerky in his pockets - all pockets - at all times.
― nashwan, Monday, 24 February 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link
what it's actual big macs in the pockets?
― mh, Monday, 24 February 2020 15:29 (four years ago) link
in Putin's Russia colon cancer succumbs to him
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 24 February 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link
!!!!! pic.twitter.com/q7xJ8wGsRD— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) February 24, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 02:42 (four years ago) link
But no cauliflower rice, that might push him over the edge into hitting the red button and nuking Mexico or something.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 02:44 (four years ago) link
serve him cauliflower ears for dinner
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 02:45 (four years ago) link
if i known it was that kinda republican party, i woulda stuck my cauliflower in the mashed potatoes
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 03:45 (four years ago) link
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 03:52 (four years ago) link
who's a good boy
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 04:16 (four years ago) link
"making the ice cream less accessible" is excellent
― mh, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:23 (four years ago) link
Just store it at floor level. No way he's making it that far down unless he falls.
― Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link