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two months pass...

from the "let's write some lyrics in the style of CRASS thread":

(verse)
I can freeze an I cube and make a cup of tea
I can walk around the block and I can squash a flea
I can fall down on the stairs and break my f_ing knee
And everyone's a clueless c-nt except for f-ing ME!
(chorus)
Yes you are, yes you are
Cos you drive a f-ing car!
You are part of the machine
Choking us with gasoline!

― rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Friday, September 8, 2006 1:48 AM bookmarkflaglink

yeah, that sucked.
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Friday, September 8, 2006 2:05 AM bookmarkflaglink

Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:22 (one year ago) link

sorry, September 8 2006 was a bad day for me

Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 9 April 2020 06:29 (one year ago) link

Always remember

Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:17 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

You don't need to bother with Departed, really. It's pretty much a comically overblown genre exercise that bores more than it amuses.

― Frederik B, Sunday, January 22, 2017 9:18 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

much like Fred

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, January 22, 2017 9:35 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Monday, 3 August 2020 00:42 (ten months ago) link

get em

lag∞n, Monday, 3 August 2020 12:59 (ten months ago) link

zing apparently a dish best served three and a half years late when the zingee has left the board

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 August 2020 15:33 (ten months ago) link

Chef's kiss

Yep

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:07 (ten months ago) link

xp - I'm the guy that appreciates a good zing when I see one, you must be the other guy.

sarahell, Monday, 3 August 2020 16:31 (ten months ago) link

Remember when Carter opened up Tutankhamen's tomb and discovered the earliest recorded zing

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:37 (ten months ago) link

500 year old dril tweet

Fetchboy, Monday, 3 August 2020 19:11 (ten months ago) link

stet, your comparison made perfect sense. this is a moral panic.

― treeship., Monday, August 10, 2020 9:29 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Oh go and save an orphanage, Mr Goody Two Shoes.

― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Monday, August 10, 2020 9:31 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:37 (ten months ago) link

i noticed an obscure bug today.

1) click through to a youtube link
2) start watching the video in the in-app browser
3) put the video full-screen
4) rotate your phone so that it's horizontal

zing quits.

i bet most people's youtube opens in the youtube app tho. i think mine doesn't because i don't have a google account.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:46 (ten months ago) link

sounds like you're being .....
....
..

zinged

by zing

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:48 (ten months ago) link

😎 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 21:06 (ten months ago) link

two months pass...

Guinness is bad. It's like a version of a thing for people who think they like that thing but don't really know what that thing is because all they can ever find is that thing they think is the thing. Like Budweiser.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 16, 2020 10:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Oooh tell me more Professor Beer on second thought eat my room temperature ass

Bragging about being as beer snob in 2020 is so lame it's incredible

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, October 17, 2020 8:33 AM bookmarkflaglink

Dinglebarista (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 October 2020 12:53 (eight months ago) link

stealing for dn - classic

eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 October 2020 12:54 (eight months ago) link

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/owc9MiN.png
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, March 16, 2021 2:50 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

bruce spr!ngisH3r3 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:17 (three months ago) link

the best

treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:30 (three months ago) link

looool

imago, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:35 (three months ago) link

for real the grammies are fucking awful tho

imago, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:39 (three months ago) link

the idea of the grammys is to be lame. there needs to be a shitty, soulless corporate mainstream, otherwise there is nothing one can define oneself against.

treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:51 (three months ago) link

sometimes you guys just sound like a bunch of jagaloons

treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:52 (three months ago) link

when i was like eight and my dad got his first grammy nomination, the academy sent him two big rolls of 2 inch by 2 inch stickers with "GRAMMY NOMINATED" and then the statuette image that he was meant to stick on the LPs before selling them and he only got through most of one roll. I used to go to Sam Goody and put them on WASP and Too Short albums before such a thing seemed conceivable.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:16 (three months ago) link

I want to hear more about this.

Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:19 (three months ago) link

oof, brutal zing, jed. too far, honestly.

treeship., Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:20 (three months ago) link

I am drunk and confused.

Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:24 (three months ago) link

i do too! What did your dad win the Grammy for, forks?

incredible pant century (stevie), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 09:53 (three months ago) link

he didn't!

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 14:24 (three months ago) link

make me a mod, i will bring back righteous comedy modding

― imago, Monday, March 22, 2021 7:29 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

So you've now taken to two threads to whine about one thread. Cool

― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Monday, March 22, 2021 7:45 AM (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

So you've now taken to two threads to whine about one thread. Cool

Not sure you’re the person to comment on repetition being annoying tbf
― Scamp Granada (gyac), Monday, March 22, 2021 8:17 AM (fifteen minutes ago)

sarahell, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:34 (three months ago) link

Good lord, I don't think I've ever seen this thread but a lot of the original posts reek of "don't you dare peg me as someone that reads Pitchfork! I listen to 67% shitty popular radio music along with my 33% canonical indie rock". Do people actually start becoming themselves further down or does it continue on like that up until the present day?

― zacata, Monday, March 22, 2021 1:12 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

why don’t you just post your own 11 favourite songs of the moment, fuck

― Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Monday, March 22, 2021 1:21 PM (one hour ago)

rob, Monday, 22 March 2021 18:37 (three months ago) link

first of all, how do you even get those percentages from 11

k3vin k., Tuesday, 23 March 2021 18:34 (three months ago) link

shitty popular radio music / canonical indie rock is a continuum

intrusive dobro, shoeless guest (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 18:46 (three months ago) link


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