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from the "let's write some lyrics in the style of CRASS thread":

(verse)
I can freeze an I cube and make a cup of tea
I can walk around the block and I can squash a flea
I can fall down on the stairs and break my f_ing knee
And everyone's a clueless c-nt except for f-ing ME!
(chorus)
Yes you are, yes you are
Cos you drive a f-ing car!
You are part of the machine
Choking us with gasoline!

― rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Friday, September 8, 2006 1:48 AM bookmarkflaglink

yeah, that sucked.
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Friday, September 8, 2006 2:05 AM bookmarkflaglink

sorry, September 8 2006 was a bad day for me

Always remember

You don't need to bother with Departed, really. It's pretty much a comically overblown genre exercise that bores more than it amuses.

― Frederik B, Sunday, January 22, 2017 9:18 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

much like Fred

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, January 22, 2017 9:35 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get em

zing apparently a dish best served three and a half years late when the zingee has left the board

Chef's kiss

Yep

xp - I'm the guy that appreciates a good zing when I see one, you must be the other guy.

https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/26884

Remember when Carter opened up Tutankhamen's tomb and discovered the earliest recorded zing

500 year old dril tweet

stet, your comparison made perfect sense. this is a moral panic.

― treeship., Monday, August 10, 2020 9:29 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Oh go and save an orphanage, Mr Goody Two Shoes.

― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Monday, August 10, 2020 9:31 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i noticed an obscure bug today.

1) click through to a youtube link
2) start watching the video in the in-app browser
3) put the video full-screen
4) rotate your phone so that it's horizontal

zing quits.

i bet most people's youtube opens in the youtube app tho. i think mine doesn't because i don't have a google account.

sounds like you're being .....
....
..

zinged

by zing

😎 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Guinness is bad. It's like a version of a thing for people who think they like that thing but don't really know what that thing is because all they can ever find is that thing they think is the thing. Like Budweiser.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 16, 2020 10:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Oooh tell me more Professor Beer on second thought eat my room temperature ass

Bragging about being as beer snob in 2020 is so lame it's incredible

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, October 17, 2020 8:33 AM bookmarkflaglink

stealing for dn - classic

http://i.imgur.com/owc9MiN.png
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, March 16, 2021 2:50 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the best

looool

for real the grammies are fucking awful tho

the idea of the grammys is to be lame. there needs to be a shitty, soulless corporate mainstream, otherwise there is nothing one can define oneself against.

sometimes you guys just sound like a bunch of jagaloons

when i was like eight and my dad got his first grammy nomination, the academy sent him two big rolls of 2 inch by 2 inch stickers with "GRAMMY NOMINATED" and then the statuette image that he was meant to stick on the LPs before selling them and he only got through most of one roll. I used to go to Sam Goody and put them on WASP and Too Short albums before such a thing seemed conceivable.

I want to hear more about this.

oof, brutal zing, jed. too far, honestly.

I am drunk and confused.

i do too! What did your dad win the Grammy for, forks?

he didn't!

make me a mod, i will bring back righteous comedy modding

― imago, Monday, March 22, 2021 7:29 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

So you've now taken to two threads to whine about one thread. Cool

― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Monday, March 22, 2021 7:45 AM (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

So you've now taken to two threads to whine about one thread. Cool

Not sure you’re the person to comment on repetition being annoying tbf
― Scamp Granada (gyac), Monday, March 22, 2021 8:17 AM (fifteen minutes ago)

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Good lord, I don't think I've ever seen this thread but a lot of the original posts reek of "don't you dare peg me as someone that reads Pitchfork! I listen to 67% shitty popular radio music along with my 33% canonical indie rock". Do people actually start becoming themselves further down or does it continue on like that up until the present day?

― zacata, Monday, March 22, 2021 1:12 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

why don’t you just post your own 11 favourite songs of the moment, fuck

― Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Monday, March 22, 2021 1:21 PM (one hour ago)

first of all, how do you even get those percentages from 11

shitty popular radio music / canonical indie rock is a continuum

I'm thinking the pressure on professional journalistic 'pundits' to tweet incessantly eventually results in their babbling incoherent nonsense just to fill their daily tweet quota.

― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Sunday, August 22, 2021 6:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lol what’s your excuse

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, August 22, 2021 6:40 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

i'd guess aimlessness

Saw something about fiftieth anniversary of the premiere of Solaris.

― Ferryboat Bill Jr. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, February 9, 2022 1:44 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'll have to drive aimlessly on the freeway for 50 minutes in commemoration.

― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, February 9, 2022 3:09 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

username works well as the next sentence too

the username of the person who posted it here fits as well

I've always thought The Godfather II was better than The Godfather.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, December 16, 2022 7:55 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

whoa

― Wiggum Dorma (wins), Friday, December 16, 2022 8:02 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

x2

Why did Corey Glover always sing like he was trying to imitate Stevie Ray Vaughan or John Popper or some other white-bluesman with a Sergio Leone-derived fashion sense?
― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, August 19, 2005 10:27 AM bookmarkflaglink

Because you weren't there to offer him your vocal coaching techniques. O WHAT A TRAGEDY
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, August 19, 2005 10:28 AM bookmarkflaglink

#waybackmachine

So basically it must be possible to separate things better

― Nabozo, Wednesday, February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Nah, bozo.

― better than whoever you are (gyac), Wednesday, February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

I'm pretty sure we are all good people trying their best here, it would be easier if we all started with that assumption. There are ways of correcting unlikeable behaviour that doesn't require 'policing' per se.

― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 23:55 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I definitely don’t think you’re a good person, fwiw

― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Thursday, 23 February 2023 00:03 (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

he married an interior decorator

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, March 3, 2023 11:28 PM (eighteen seconds ago)