we would read Highlights at the salon where an old polish lady would perm my mom's hair for what felt like an eternity. Almost every wall in that place was lined with perm chairs that you could pull over your head as a decent astronaut's helmet. But eventually, to really burn the mintues away, you'd resort to waiting room Highlights. You did the hard perm time with Hidden Pictures. Your heart sank if you turned to the HP page and found the items already circled by some negligent parent's child.
― zuck zuck lucify (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 February 2020 07:16 (four years ago) link
fuck you Gallant, you presumptuous cunt. my mother had to leave work early to drop me off for this movie!
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― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 February 2020 07:21 (four years ago) link
always suspected that Goofus was less an asshole, and more "that powder mommy put in her drink each morning when she was pregnant was very much not Emergen-C"
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 February 2020 07:28 (four years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 13 February 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link
Goofus can read these Nikes
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 00:03 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/75jmOoZ.jpg
― greta van thunberger fleetwig (rip van wanko), Thursday, 13 February 2020 00:07 (four years ago) link