A new dawn in terror- Brokencyde are surpassed by Attack Attack!'s "Stick Stickly" and the emergence of CRABCORE

the grauniad, on the crabcore case. (first major-media use of "crabcore"?)

did ILM coin "crabcore?"

omg

omg omg omg

didn't am0n make those gifs? so did 'we' roll the guardian or what?

didn't someone on this thread claim tim & eric involvement? in the wiki page at least?

i have many questions

did ILM coin "crabcore?"

no

The discussion at Wikipedia over the Crabcore page is a must read:

PRESERVE This is legit. People trying to shut down Crabcore is the same as when they were trying to shut down "Rock N Roll" back in the day.

also i didn't make the gifs they're from here

PRESERVE It really helped me with an essay, others may lose this tool if close-mindedness deletes!

Aleks posted this on June 8th, 2009 @ 5:51:49 pm
Oh my god my friend Eric just started doing the Zoidberg crab dance in response to what these guitarists are doing with that wide legged fucking whatever it is and it all clicked for me, in that this is exactly the method in which zoidberg tries to be cool.

Hmmm (at the grauniad):

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daveecool3's profile picture daveecool3

23 Jun 09, 8:15pm (57 minutes ago)

Crabcore is a new meme created by the 4chan /b/tards and /mu/tants - nothing more. Like every meme they force, other morons slowly latch onto it. I grantee they are having an orgasm right now because some rather famous music blog has latched onto it and wrote an entry about it.

tl;dr version
Crabcore is a forced joke by 'anonymous'.

crabcore is the future. no delete

lollllll great job all

http://www.last.fm/group/Crabcore+Is+My+Life

as 4/chan memes go, crabcore's pretty good.

agreed. check the default pic on the attack attack last.fm:
http://www.last.fm/music/Attack+Attack!

hah.

From that page:

(NOTE: This is the page for the Australian DJ group, but the name is very similar to two other groups. For the South Wales UK hardcore band, the correct tag is Attack! Attack!. For the Columbus, OH United States all-ages band, the correct tag is Attack Attack!)

hmm... bbcode strips out the exclamation point at the end of my url. lemme try again:
http://www.last.fm/music/Attack+Attack!

argh. if anyone even cares anymore, copy+paste w/the exclamation point:

http://www.last.fm/music/Attack+Attack!

here we go:

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/30255409.jpg

Lereth wrote:
23 minutes ago

It would be cool to see band's reaction to this whole crabcore thing

been thinking this myself, I have to say...

OMG THE SONG TITLES

Stick Stickly
Bro, Ashley's Here
Party Foul
I kissed a girl
The People's Elbow
Interlude
Catfish Soup
Hot Grills and High Tops
Shred, White, and Blue
Kickin' Wing, Animal Doctor
Dr. Shavargo Pt. 3
Outro

Well well:

http://www.myspace.com/attackattack

Have fun with the 'what I am doing' applets.

ATTACK ATTACK! (CALL US (614)360-1972)

"The People's Elbow"

"Catfish Soup" diversifying into other sea life there I see

Results 1 - 10 of about 2,810 for crabcore. (0.10 seconds)

#1 result = myspace page of maryland hc scene, boy are those guys gonna be pissed
#2 result = guardian article
#3 result = wikipedia entry

This is the, even better, tracklist on Wiki:

1. "Hot Grills and High Tops" - 0:41
2. "Stick Stickly" - 3:22
3. "Bro, Ashley's Here" - 3:17
4. "Shred, White & Blue" - 2:35
5. "Party Foul" - 2:36
6. "What Happens If I Can't Check My MySpace When We Get There?" - 2:35
7. "Interlude" - 2:06
8. "The People's Elbow" - 2:37
9. "Kickin' Wing, Animal Doctor" - 2:28
10. "Dr. Shavargo Pt.3" - 3:42
11. "Catfish Soup" - 2:58
12. "Outro" - 1:24

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/22/l_cbc4139aefdadfb8df65ba9e43fcf46c.jpg

that they have a song called 'bro, ashley's here' makes me kind of want to hug them

ATTACK ATTACK! (CALL US (614)360-1972)
ATTACK ATTACK! (CALL US (614)360-1972)
ATTACK ATTACK! (CALL US (614)360-1972)
ATTACK ATTACK! (CALL US (614)360-1972)
ATTACK ATTACK! (CALL US (614)360-1972)
ATTACK ATTACK! (CALL US (614)360-1972)
ATTACK ATTACK! (CALL US (614)360-1972)
ATTACK ATTACK! (CALL US (614)360-1972)
ATTACK ATTACK! (CALL US (614)360-1972)
ATTACK ATTACK! (CALL US (614)360-1972)
ATTACK ATTACK! (CALL US (614)360-1972)
ATTACK ATTACK! (CALL US (614)360-1972)

"can i speak to arch? last name cancerped"

did ILM coin "crabcore?"

no

― am0n, Tuesday, June 23, 2009 1:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

did we determine who did then?

anonymous 4chan posts?

didn't someone on this thread claim tim & eric involvement?

Other moves available to crabcore players include:

* The "Richardson Richardson"
* "Krinking"
* The "Beaver Bounce"
* The "Krunkle Kick"
* The "Shrimp & White Wine"
* The "Dirty Hamper"
* The "Pestal Press"

at least 3 of these are from the tim and eric "beaver boys" sketch

I'd like to think they're singing about Stick Stickley and not Jesus

looolll

at least 3 of these are from the tim and eric "beaver boys" sketch

actually, they ALL are. richardson richardson.

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/28/squatshred.gif

pony-ride stance

http://i40.tinypic.com/2yx4zvc.jpg
morelike

holy shit i checked my myspace for the first time in a month+ and brokencyde were featured on the homepage!!

they probably fall right down the middle of the demographic that still actively loves myspace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX4culcdV3g&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideos%2Eantville%2Eorg%2Fstories%2F1914323%2F&feature=player_embedded

Here's my Attack Attack! preview for Willamette Week back on March 13 2009:

Escape the Fate, Black Tide, William Control, Attack Attack
[JESUS GRIND] Attack Attack has been fucking with my mind since I stumbled across its muted rainbow-hued MySpace page late last year. First off, this is screamo that borders on grindcore (or at least metalcore) that transitions shamelessly into clean vocal choruses drenched in auto-tuned harmonies. Even stranger to these ears are the occasional house beats and vocodered Christian lyrics. Well, Hot Topic is digging the band, and online success story Escape the Fate is taking Attack Attack on the road. I guess it’s time for me to admit that kids born while I was in high school are onto something so new and perverse that I can’t truly comprehend it. NATHAN CARSON. 7 pm. Hawthorne Theatre, 3862 SE Hawthorne Blvd., 233-7100. $15. All ages.

Crab Nate in record store

You can find a lot of overlooked rarities when crabbing around in the record store.

crab store record nate core christ grind zoid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRKw_eLSko

Haha why did I know this was going be the post to revive the thread.