END TO END BERNERS: The Official Bernie Sanders 2020 Crew thread

Kind of feel like throwing a small donation to Bernie right now just as a fuck you to Iowa

Be prepared to weather a barrage of texts if you do.

Kind of feel like throwing a small donation to Bernie right now just as a fuck you to Iowa

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, February 5, 2020 1:03 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^^
Fuck this cornfed state whose entire political purpose is to post "first" on a thread every four years.

Ha, I won't get to listen till later but that appears to be very much the opening premise of the new episode.

fuck will saletan (again)

what a shitshow. i think pete engaged in some monkey business.

bernie sanders

sad to say, if pete actually managed to pull off a small coup by cleverly fucking with the iowa caucus results, without getting caught at it, then he is demonstrating more aptitude to be president than I gave him credit for.

sorry for ch*po-posting on the wrong thread. would donate for my penance if I could

Yep.

Xpost

Helps to have the CIA in yr corner

that Kornacki clip is INSANE

I watched it live and needed several drinks myself.

hey, looks like you accidentally swapped deval patrick's (left) and bernie's (right) columns in the rows between WL 3-4 and WL 4-2. you also switched tom steyer and elizabeth warren's results for the same rows. looking forward to a speedy fix. pic.twitter.com/SCJo84LIlu

— phil (@PhilJamesson) February 5, 2020

just want to chime in and say i'm one more person who finds your incessant tweet embeds extremely annoying

Been thinking of joining the canvasses in WA state just across the river. Their primary is like 2.5 months before Oregon’s is

WA also is worth more delegates than OR.

been thinking about taking a week off work, driving down to SC

Alright alright. I had some misinformation around Bernie and atheism. He has publicly said he isn’t an atheist. I am sorry for spreading misinformation. Posting this new podcast here for those who care about these matters. Deleting the original thread. https://t.co/LnVKKNJ2eL

— Brittney Cooper (@ProfessorCrunk) February 6, 2020

Whoa pic.twitter.com/aBIqwsSGWP

— absolute angel (@InternetHippo) February 6, 2020

apparently Bernie is making a statement on Iowa at 1pm ET

This is for everyone who has ever been an intern. pic.twitter.com/3XxBUPfF7E

— Anand Something (@AnandWrites) February 6, 2020

lol guys showing up at Bernie rally in deer blood-soaked camo

https://t.co/kT5UHIMf7E pic.twitter.com/zM4enfsAvq

— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) February 6, 2020

already being discussed on the primary thread, do keep up

I saw it. I am using this thread for the joke tweets.

not a shot at you here xyz but it really does amaze me that a war criminal committed suicide on live feed and now its just another meme

just part of the culture's process of metabolism now

Kissinger did what now?

your mom

I guess power really is the ultimate aphrodisiac

‘Οὖτις’s mom has got it goin’ on’

https://static.politifact.com/politifact/photos/AP_18312324592700.jpg

not a shot at you here xyz but it really does amaze me that a war criminal committed suicide on live feed and now its just another meme

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 February 2020 bookmarkflaglink

It was quite a day when I saw news of the suicide to twitter wide meme in a few hours, and then found myself laughing through it all.

He was a fascist though so good not bad.

we have had to move pretty quickly to find ways to make all of the available things happening on the internet processable and balance the "real"/"not necessarily relevant to me" mental load

part of the manifestation of this is fascist-war-criminal-suicide meme cycles shortening, most of the rest is less good

I'm sorry, which fascist committed suicide? idgi

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/02/democratic-primary-biden-bernie-sanders-buttigieg-klobuchar-bloomberg-liberal.html

Chait thinks Bernie is doomed in the general

I think he’d be right if the average millennial was a homeowner or otherwise felt like a stakeholder in american capitalism. But alas

fucks sake i thought kissinger was dead for a second you cunts

Trump just committed suicide on air. Whoa.

xp to outic:

https://t.co/kT5UHIMf7E pic.twitter.com/zM4enfsAvq

— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) February 6, 2020

xp frís i considered that but

mostly i was bracing for the ensuing tidal wave from people bouncing up and down and laughing

I can't see embedded tweets on politics threads for some reason so can someone just type a fucking sentence already

slobodan praljak

where's the verb in that?!?!?!?!

some of y'all need to go back to schoolhouse rock

just gave another $27 to the campaign. feels good.

I might do some foreign election interference (texting for bernie)

who the fuck is this appealing to who connects with this shit. what the fuck is wrong with college educated liberal women that they end up with brain injuries so severe that they produce this shit. https://t.co/7pgEQtgvVH

— ghost wife (@eponawest) February 6, 2020

Piece does sound like a riot

I… do they think this piece ISN’T mocking “Amber” the fake letter writer?

"Namastop"

I think they think this piece is opinion rather than a bit?

gave Bern $2.70 yesterday, which is more than I can afford