US Politics, February 2020. They want to kill your cows.

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I guess Pelosi's political genius has peaked

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link

the rest of the article goes on to say that the gop is more popular than it's been since 2005, it's very encouraging

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link

I maintain my belief that a disproportionate number of people just want to be dead and are willing to do whatever they can to hasten that without having to take any direct + immediate action toward that end.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:04 (four years ago) link

i still take 538's word for this, which shows his approval ticking upward but he's still around 43-44%

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link

which fwiw is higher than he’s been since winter of 2017

Clay, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link

Yea, never overreact to one poll. Gallup also skews right, though 49% is much higher than he's been in a while.

Also Trump has had several temporary bumps that never last, much as his dips don't last

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 17:45 (four years ago) link

Also the poll ran from 1/16 - 1/29. Polls ran only last week by other pollsters look quite diff

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link

I think the lesson here is that if he reins it in just a touch and tries flying under the radar just a little bit (as he seems to have done at least since the impeachment trial started, at least relative to his usual tack of cranking it to eleven), he doesn't tend to stoke quite as much fervent hatred among his constituents. Thankfully, Trump has never met a lesson that he didn't stubbornly flip off.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link

Wait til he either debates or refuses to debate

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link

I wish the fact that he's consistently his own worst enemy actually mattered. He could've come into office, put his head down, been an incurious bag of shit in relative privacy, and probably coasted to an easy second term. Instead, he spends four years being an amalgam of every intolerable human quality every single goddamn day and...isn't exactly a shut-out wrt reelection.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link

It's pretty depressing having the few ppl I know who are ""independents"" say "yeah Trump is obv a dumb piece of shit...but my 401k has been doing well"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 18:03 (four years ago) link

Somebody kidnap all mutual fund managers for ten months

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 18:08 (four years ago) link

After much deliberation, I have decided that I will not use my presence at a state ceremony to normalize Trump’s lawless conduct & subversion of the Constitution.

None of this is normal, and I will not legitimize it.

Consequently, I will not be attending the State of the Union.

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 4, 2020

Pete Swine Cave (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link

good. she's awesome.

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link

good decision. the right is going to lose their minds

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link

of course, the proper way to register opposition to the president is to attend and shout "YOU LIE!" in the middle of the proceedings

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:48 (four years ago) link

aoc otm imo fwiw

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link

Massive booing through the whole speech would be pretty cool.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link

aoc fucking rules

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link

I'm thrilled she's not going, but not in a million years would I click and read the replies to that tweet.

Pete Swine Cave (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:50 (four years ago) link

Wise decision

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link

how many times will OG say "socialism" tonight?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link

there's got to be at least a 50% chance that he has an utter brain meltdown and let's the speech devolve into nothing but ad libbed inanity

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link

The other scenario is that he monotones his way through it like he's being forced to stay on message

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link

Pressley out too:

Ayanna Pressley is boycotting SOTU pic.twitter.com/GknxipIgru

— Alana Abramson (@aabramson) February 4, 2020

Meanwhile, the Democrats' guests include Jamal Khashoggi's fiancee and one of Jeffrey Epstein's victims.

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link

There's at least one other person blowing it off, but I can't remember who.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link

oh, you're probably thinking of people itt who will be proud to not watch this tonight. way more than one

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

as a true patriot i plan on facing the other way from the screen as the president talks

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

i, on the other hand, will finish a job interview, fix myself a manhattan and get ready to hatewatch

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link

i’m going to see poppy

maura, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:11 (four years ago) link

i mean, he's dead, so

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:12 (four years ago) link

sotu = shit on the union

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:12 (four years ago) link

don't look, at the pulpit
i excreted something, awfulonit

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link

i'm really into the song puns today, what else do we got

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link

I would bet Tlaib isn't showing up either

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:29 (four years ago) link

Tlaib of all people should be loudly disrupting the speech.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link

GET HER OUT OF HERE, OUT OUT GET HER OUT

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 22:26 (four years ago) link

I am now going to rewatch George Cukor's classic Holiday with Grant and Hepburn

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 02:00 (four years ago) link

okay it’s on me for turning it on but tf is this “freedom unifies the soul” nonsense

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 02:31 (four years ago) link

First headline I came across, from CNN: 'Will Trump gloat tonight? Dems are in chaos and he's about to be acquitted'

Am I wrong for feeling that pretty much every ''''journalist'''' with a nationwide reach needs to be immediately jettisoned into the airless vacuum of space, if only to encourage the prospective journalists of the future to think twice about being useless muckraking douchenozzles whose only apparent goal is to spray gasoline on the last smoldering remnants of civil society?

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 02:49 (four years ago) link

otm

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 02:51 (four years ago) link

yep.

Bstep, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:38 (four years ago) link

otm

Bstep, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:38 (four years ago) link

the only moment worth remembering is Pelosi ripping up the speech at the end

Dan S, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:43 (four years ago) link

the extent to which journalists cover politics like they're sportswriters is so fucking disgusting

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:52 (four years ago) link

the anger seemed to be leaking out of her pores

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:53 (four years ago) link

not surprisingly, Fox is one of the few networks that is only focusing on Trump's handshake snub and pretending the 'rip' didn't happen

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:54 (four years ago) link

disgusting

otm, but the business side of journalism will always rewards this behavior. it is simple to produce in large quantities, attracts a good sized audience of sensation seekers who don't want to think hard about politics, and is a low risk for alienating advertisers.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:58 (four years ago) link

Just absolutely neurologically tip-top. The healthiest president in history.

"He direderd the December dersalt" pic.twitter.com/wZ0Dy5OsCR

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 5, 2020

MOAR PETE (sic), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 06:07 (four years ago) link

he's just old

pelosi is that old, she fucks up in the same ways all the time.

they're all fucking old

generally, you don't get to be a leader in this country unless you're about to die. you peak in power and then you make no sense and die

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 06:19 (four years ago) link

I try and bail out

j., Friday, 28 February 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

What happens is, these 10 Marines from the back of the room… they come running forward, they grab him, they put the blood all over the place—it’s all over their uniforms—they’re taking it, they’re swiping it

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:40 (four years ago) link

Mike Huckabee says Trump "could personally sick the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world, suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out, and he would be accused of pollution for messing up the ocean." pic.twitter.com/X7xbC5ebDz

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) February 28, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link

now we know who was hugging and kissing Trump

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link

someone tell Trump the bottom of the Pacific Ocean smells like coronavirus vaccine

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link

someone tell Trump the bottom of the ocean is made out of well-done steak

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link

Put ketchup bottles down there too

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:04 (four years ago) link

The real world version of the Joker, like the dude in the high-security psychiatric hospital who fancies himself a stand-up comic but actually just sounds fucking batshit all the time, that's Huckabee. What a lugnut.

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:19 (four years ago) link

Also let's just say it in case it needs to be vocalized: yes, Donald Trump, as the POTUS the fucking buck stops with you, you sniveling little bitch.

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link

it's a public responsibility this guy's in office. "the market" always crashes when republicans have the white house. how can enough people keep pretending not to notice that?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link

I see that you wrote a post, and I understand what you're saying and nod my head vigorously in agreement while I'm reading it, but once I've reached the end I forget what I've just read and start chanting 'Trump! Trump! Trump!' It's weird!

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:32 (four years ago) link

life is weird

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:37 (four years ago) link

Jesus loves the little children
Just not yours
Fuck their feelings

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link

Good news, everyone!

WaPo: Trump officials discuss tax cuts, other emergency measures in hopes of tackling coronavirus fallout

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Friday, 28 February 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link

Trickle down vaccines

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 28 February 2020 22:19 (four years ago) link

Maybe next time don’t vote for Iran sanctions, the “humanitarian” exemption was always bullshit as any anti-war activist could have told you. Sanctions are designed to kill and here, again, this is what they’ve done. https://t.co/kqTSGbLZqd

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) February 28, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 February 2020 23:04 (four years ago) link

oooh burn

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 February 2020 23:31 (four years ago) link

Anti-war activists often consulted before votes in the Senate

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 29 February 2020 03:15 (four years ago) link

they will be when we perfect this thing

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 February 2020 06:49 (four years ago) link

Anti-war activists often consulted before votes in the Senate

... maybe that's the problem?

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 29 February 2020 07:00 (four years ago) link

WATCH: President Trump encourages South Carolina Republicans to vote for a Democratic presidential candidate in tomorrow's open primary.

He takes a poll: "Who the hell is easier to beat? Crazy Bernie or Sleepy Joe?" The crowd cheers.

"I don't know. I think Crazy Bernie has it." pic.twitter.com/hC1dD5IwRt

— Nicole Sganga (@NicoleSganga) February 29, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 February 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link

Trump trying to bring the conversation back to himself as usual

honky wonk badonkadonk (crüt), Saturday, 29 February 2020 14:54 (four years ago) link


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