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Comedy Website ClickHole to Become Independent and Employee-Owned in Partnership with Cards Against Humanity

FEBRUARY 3RD, 2020 (CHICAGO) — Cards Against Humanity has purchased the comedy website ClickHole from G/O Media and reincorporated it as an independent, majority employee-owned company. The deal closed Tuesday February 3rd.

The Clickhole staff will own a substantial majority stake in the company, and Cards Against Humanity will own a minority stake. The purchase price has not been disclosed. The entire staff will move over.

“We are thrilled that Cards Against Humanity has made the very ill-advised financial decision to give us the funding we need to buy business supplies, such as staplers and TI-83 graphing calculators,” ClickHole said. “They are giving us the rare opportunity to work with total creative freedom and to run our business with zero oversight, which will undoubtedly result in us bankrupting our company. This can only end in disaster.”

“ClickHole is probably the funniest thing we’re aware of,” Cards Against Humanity community manager Jenn Bane said. “We have been huge fans of the site since it launched, and everyone in our company can recite at least a few ClickHole articles from memory”

With the acquisition comes ClickHole’s content archive, dating back to its founding in 2014. The Onion created the site at the same time it decided to stop its print edition and focus on web content. The site parodies social media and viral content on sites like Buzzfeed and Upworthy.

“ClickHole is a big honking comedy website whose main goal is to create the funniest things possible,” ClickHole continued. “We believe in experimenting and trying new things in order to produce a unique type of content that you can’t find anywhere else, even on TV or at the opera. Our goal is to be more funny than the animals at the zoo, and if we can do that, we believe we can become the most powerful website in the world. We are also the only website in the world with Treasure, and we guard it jealously. It is our deeply held belief that protecting our Treasure is the key to creating a successful website.”

Cards Against Humanity and ClickHole will continue to operate as separate businesses. Cards Against Humanity will not play a role in day-to-day management of the site; however, the game company will supply ClickHole with cash to support operations.

“ClickHole has accumulated this once-in-a-generation team of comedy talent,” Cards co-creator Max Temkin said. “We’re not going to tell them how to run their business. Our goal is just to give them every creative tool that we have.”

The current ClickHole website is temporary, and the staff plans to relaunch the site and its story archive on a new platform.

“We are grateful that CAH is giving us the support we need to continue being the only website on the entire internet with Treasure,” ClickHole said. “ClickHole’s Treasure consists of gold, rubies, doubloons, diamonds, sapphires, and many other beautiful gems and precious metals. Nobody is allowed to touch our Treasure, but people are allowed to look at our Treasure. If you try to steal our Treasure, we will put a curse on you. Thank you for your cooperation. Long live ClickHole.”

“We don’t want to be a publisher and we’re not really thinking of this as an investment with a huge return,” Temkin said. “We just want ClickHole to be around for 100 years.”

About Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity is an independent game company based in Chicago. It is the best-reviewed, top-selling, and most-wished-for toy or game on Amazon.com. Today the company operates a coworking space for more than 100 independent artists in Chicago (named one of the Chicago’s coolest offices by Crain’s); a scholarship for women seeking college degrees in science; and a political super-PAC. They also own a private island in a lake in Maine which was purchased for comedic purposes. The Chicago Sun-Times said their business has “the sophistication of a lemonade stand.”

About ClickHole

ClickHole is a satirical publication that regularly breaks the internet with its incredible, life-changing viral content. Launched by The Onion in 2014, the site has amassed millions of loyal readers and has been hailed in the press as “literally the best website,” “the institutional voice of the internet,” and “the weirdest—and funniest—place on the internet.” ClickHole's five-person staff includes editor-in-chief Steve Etheridge, head writer Adam Levine, associate editor Jewel Galbraith, staff writer Jessye McGarry, and writer-at-large Jacy Catlin.

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 09:30 (four years ago) link

Does anyone know where I can find that "the worst person you know just made a good point" jpg?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 10:16 (four years ago) link

funny you should ask https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606

maura, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 15:41 (four years ago) link

lol

babu frik fan account (mh), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:18 (four years ago) link

I can't tell whether this is still satire or not

let's talk about gecs baby (sleeve), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:24 (four years ago) link

weren't there rape accusations against max temkin

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link

Yeah

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:47 (four years ago) link

Well one

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:48 (four years ago) link

I’m genuinely tickled that rather than write job descriptions for the new and improved Deadspin, they copied and pasted the ones I wrote as part of the vision of the site they despised. https://t.co/XiWdDWe1D1 https://t.co/4XRwRIjFPc

— Megan Greenwell (@megreenwell) February 7, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 7 February 2020 22:33 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Gould was the editor of Gawker back when I was actually reading it every day (and working at a NY paper so its content mostly about NY media insider stuff felt relevant to my interests) and ive always enjoyed her writing. I still don’t think she’s owning what gawker was about or her role in it - she’s a victim of Denton of kimmel of trump or strangers shaming her but gawker was about shaming ppl then and up until the end and sometimes its writers got blowback for the bad stuff they wrote and published.

Mordy, Thursday, 27 February 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link

I thought that was a good essay.

jaymc, Thursday, 27 February 2020 15:26 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Zombie Deadspin going with blood libel. Yikes.

You would think - call me crazy here -- that there is a way to say mean things about this NHL owner who just laid a bunch of people off without employing vicious and well-known anti-Semitic tropes pic.twitter.com/i6K4Z78YPw

— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) March 26, 2020

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 28 March 2020 06:54 (four years ago) link

The guy in charge of getting Best Buy to purchase native ads didn't go into your Kinja and yank the marvelous muckraking journalism about how a media company CFO was trying to get his dick wet with poo.

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 3 April 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link

deadspin has successfully used Talent Distancing to flatten the Traffic Curve pic.twitter.com/Vbt1pWcaqH

— Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant) April 9, 2020

Was at 1672 in September

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 10 April 2020 08:03 (four years ago) link

The sister sites all seem to be gradually bleeding talent as well. There’s only like 3 left at Jalopnik that were around before the Deadspin mass resignation

El Tomboto, Friday, 10 April 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link

yeah. kotaku is pretty bad these days too. the top article for the last 3 days is one that features a bunch of cleavage in the banner pic. i feel like i'm reading the daily mail or something

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 April 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link

I'd like to use this opportunity to laugh at spanfeller but I'm pretty sure losing all the good writers is part of the broader forbesification plan

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 10 April 2020 15:28 (four years ago) link

re: kotaku
https://www.washingtonpost.com/video-games/2020/04/16/jason-schreier-is-leaving-kotaku-citing-go-media-reason/

“I’ve been through a lot with this company,” Schreier told the Post. “It always felt like, through it all, we were guided by people who always cared about journalism, and unfortunately, I’m not sure that’s the case a

also, Bourdet at Gizmodo is out

It’s one of the hardest, saddest decisions I’ve ever had to make. But after over three years as its editor in chief, I’ll be leaving @gizmodo this month.

— kelly bourdet (@kellybourdet) April 15, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 18 April 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link

Nice

That Emily Gould piece from February is fantastic.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 19 April 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link

yeah, wow

i am a horse girl (map), Sunday, 19 April 2020 23:43 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

coming soon to a screen near you, apparently co-penned by ex-ilxor
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/05/gawker-is-undead-once-more-as-a-planned-apple-tv-series

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 22 May 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link

Who will they get to play Drew Magary?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 23 May 2020 00:13 (three years ago) link

wow

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Saturday, 23 May 2020 01:29 (three years ago) link

Just sayin' pic.twitter.com/Mvon3J4NDA

— John M. Cunningham (@jmcunning) April 13, 2018

jaymc, Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:44 (three years ago) link

lol. can't wait till my screenplay for "ilx the musical" gets picked up.

treeship., Saturday, 23 May 2020 03:14 (three years ago) link

Is this why Max deleted his Twitter account?

jaymc, Saturday, 23 May 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link

we should all delete our twitter accounts, don't need a reason really

silby, Sunday, 24 May 2020 00:58 (three years ago) link

Over/under on the box office of a Gawker movie: $275

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 24 May 2020 01:06 (three years ago) link

max deleted his twitter??

k3vin k., Sunday, 24 May 2020 11:47 (three years ago) link

He deleted his FB recently too (I use FBPurity and it tells you when ppl close out account and you defriend as a result)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 25 May 2020 03:36 (three years ago) link

that means all that's left of max's digital life...is here

*loud sound*

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Monday, 25 May 2020 03:38 (three years ago) link

damn are we srsly gonna have to get Apple+ to watch this?

flopson, Monday, 25 May 2020 03:41 (three years ago) link

do it for the Posts

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Monday, 25 May 2020 04:05 (three years ago) link

Max helping line zucks pockets smh

flopson, Monday, 25 May 2020 04:50 (three years ago) link

ilplex imo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 25 May 2020 05:39 (three years ago) link

Noticed that The Outline also got bought by Bustle and then immediately fired everyone.

El Tomboto, Monday, 25 May 2020 05:57 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

A thing:

https://defector.com/

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 July 2020 14:27 (three years ago) link

I never would have guessed in a million years that Defector was the name of a sports blog

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

good motto

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link

lol I can't keep track of all of the "new-Gawker" spinoffs

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link

so Splinter was the "new Gawker" but that's gone now and then has anything taken its place?

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link

Not really. And unlike Splinter, which was just a lot of the Gawker folks in a new guise but under the old setup, this is wholly independent.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 July 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link

commenting being a premium feature is innovative stuff, kudos

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link

It’s only a slight change from old school Gawker commenting, you had to work to be a starred commenter!

let them microwave their rice (gyac), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

more independent media = good. I wish them luck.

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link

we should make new ilx posts cost 25 cents each

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link


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