I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

Well, yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1ku3x6KZ2c

Tupac Shaxpir

A couple of highlights from each of the Rush Limbaugh threads currently going:

I know advanced lung cancer has a bad rep. However...

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Monday, February 3, 2020 3:15 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

you guys, Rush Limbaugh has a family

does anyone have an email address that would reach them so we can send them a copy of this thread

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Monday, February 3, 2020 4:57 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ok, one more:

Is the purpose of doing one of these RIP threads so someone can have their name associated with the first post? Is it comedy? It’s never funny so it can’t be that.

― brotherlovesdub, Monday, February 3, 2020 5:13 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

jokes are always funnier when they're explained

― Οὖτις, Monday, February 3, 2020 5:14 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

[ . . . ]

RIP "not really" means:

1) the person in question is not actually dead
2) I do not wish the person in question to rest in peace

that's the joke

― Οὖτις, Monday, February 3, 2020 5:29 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

haha i never considered 2). so very shakey and these threads are great

Ah, thanks. I guess I've never heard that song.

― toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, February 3, 2020

what the

(I have nothing against Lisa Kudrow but it'll be a hoot when she dies)

xps we need Oregon style vote-by-mail for everyone, ASAP

― let's talk about gecs baby (sleeve), Tuesday, February 4, 2020 4:29 PM (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

we already died of dysentery

― in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Tuesday, February 4, 2020 4:33 PM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I didn't irl lol but that's still amazing

damn you

French press says fake

― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, February 6, 2020 11:43 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Wow, all mine does is make coffee, never seen one that talks!

― Tuomas, Thursday, February 6, 2020 11:45 AM (fifty-one seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

As we say in Finland, he passed that one straight to the blade of the hockey stick.

hän antoi sen suoraan jääkiekon sauvalle?

Hän syötti suoraan lapaan.

Kiitos!

lols draadje that way -->

Where is the line between a bro and a dude though? I think the bro, as a figure, is a kind of phantasm. The objectionable qualities and ideas people ascribe to “bros” are real, and maybe concentrated in certain social groups, but not always—they’re distributed across the population

― treeship., Friday, February 7, 2020

a spectre is haunting europe- the spectre of bros. Dudes. Absolute legends.

And once again, brahs get burnt.

Brogeymen

tearbeer drinker
griefbeef eater

Don't you mess around with me

the one Yang Gang guy I know on FB (who apparently voted for Jill Stein in 2016) has moved on to being a Bernie fanatic complaining about how Iowa was rigged by Pete, fwiw

― let's talk about gecs baby (sleeve), Thursday, February 6, 2020 3:07 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

did he do the MATH

― caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Thursday, February 6, 2020 3:12 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

He did the monster math

― beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, February 6, 2020 4:00 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lol

Hahaha

i'm loving it

lol
it was a facebook smash!

Thumbs up

Your out-of-date Flash player has caught on in a ... oh wait

but what if a species with eight vaginas is discovered, what the hell do you call that
― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Monday, February 10, 2020 12:15 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

slipknot
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Monday, February 10, 2020 12:19 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol

I've been waiting to see what the talking points from the troll/shill/wrecker "left" will be once it looks like Bernie's going to win the nomination. They've got quite a needle to thread, since all of their propaganda points have to be in the format "I like Bernie but I won't vote for him for reason X". So far I've seen:

- I like Bernie but he ended up endorsing Hillary in 2016, so I won't vote for him.
- I like Bernie but I hate the Democratic party more, so since he's running as a Democrat I won't vote for him.

collect 'em all

― Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2020 13:57 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah that definitely seems like what will happen.

― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 13:59 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Shills? For whom? Big Anarcho-Syndicalism?

― With considerable charm, you still have made a choice (Sund4r), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 14:08 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i thought we were an autonomous collective

if a double decker bus
crashes into us
to die by Moz's side
I'll be happy to know that he's died

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, February 12, 2020 4:27 PM bookmarkflaglink

lol

lol at all the people in the comments suggesting BAME Labour should have picked Lisa Nandy.

― ShariVari, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 23:40 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

BAME recognise BAME

― Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 23:46 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

humour

did you actually laugh at that DJP and Karl? xp

we have a challenge flag on the field, going to have to send it back to New York for a ruling

Yes I did because

a) I thought it was funny, and
b) the idea of Morrissey dying makes me smile

lol

cosign both points

but not necessarily in that order

the universe can't experience itself subjectively in four dimensions unless it creates life, obv - you're doing the machine elves a favour by being conscripted into birth

― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, February 13, 2020 10:02 AM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is canon

― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, February 13, 2020 10:02 AM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

All is headcanon anyway tbh.

― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, February 13, 2020 10:03 AM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the birth canal is vagcannon iirc

― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, February 13, 2020 10:04 AM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

people just act so offended that you don't want to produce a baby that they imagine would be cute with good hair and can do a reasonable amount of math.

― Yerac, Thursday, February 13, 2020 10:47 AM (three minutes ago)

lold irl

yes, vg

triggered tbh

some people love them, some people hate them, but we can all agree on one thing...everybody loves The Beatles

― frogbs, Thursday, February 13, 2020 2:46 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I did lol

not really surprising that a thread consumed with antinatalism would ultimately become about suicide

― Mordy, Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:09 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I hope all your children disappoint and then reject you ffs

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:09 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Next up: the death penalty.

― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:10 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

3-for-3 there imo <3 to all