Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

HOOS are you?
HOOS, HOOS
HOOS, HOOS
Well I really wanna steen
(...)
Well I really wanna steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenn
I really wanna steeeeeeeeeeen
Come on, tell me
HOOS are you, HOOS, HOOS
HOOS are you?

HOOS can it steen now
*saxophone*

My little HOOS coupe
you don't know what I got

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steen
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steen, oooh
Cause I'll just HOOS you
Then I'll set you free
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steeeeeeen

I can steen my driver in a fancy restaurant
But nothing compares 2 HOOS

lol crüt and YMP

(though now I am wondering if it would have been better as "no steen compares 2 HOOS")

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I've got HOOS
Under my steen

― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, December 27, 2019 8:16 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

perfect, economical, effective

HOOS
I steen some driver

HOOS
Not just any driver

These HOOS are made for walkin’
And that’s just what they’ll HOOS
One of these days these HOOS
Are gonna steendrive over you
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
(descending in quartertones)

And the ride
Is so HOOS
You must be a limosteen

My name is BIG HOOS
I'm an old steen driver
I know him well
I know why you feel blue
Just 'cause he's late
Don't mean he'll never get through

He told me he loves you
He ain't no liar,
I ain't either
So let's have a smile for BIG HOOS, the steen driver

Jus-STEEN never knew the HOOS

Fade into HOOS
I drove a steen you never knew

Today I started loving HOOS again
And I'm right back where I always drove my steen

And I got a steening
Down in my HOOS
Said way down in my HOOS

I got troubles, whoa-oh
I got worries, whoa-oh
I got HOOS to drive

When I woke up this morning
HOOS was on my drive and
HOOS was on my drive

Tell me HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
Well, HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
Wrote the book of the seventh steen

A
E
A-e-I-o HOOS
And sometimes Whiney

Aut
HOOS
Bahn

think it's time we stop
HOOS
what's that sound
everybody steen what's driving down

wtf
https://www.sciencemag.org/sites/default/files/styles/article_main_image_-_1280w__no_aspect_/public/Lancet_HCQ_1280x720.jpg

call the SEC

I’ll stop the world and melt with HOOS
You’ve steen the difference and it’s getting better all the drive

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HOO - OO - OOS
HOO - OO - OO - OS

HOO - OO - OOS
HOO - OO - OO - OS

Do not ask for the steening
Ask instead for the HOOS

'vid nineteen
on the scene
what else do I HOOS to steen?

HOOS didn't steen the fiyah
HOOS was always steenin' since the world's been teening

Try to understand
Try to understand
Try, try, try to understand
HOOS a magic man

It’s my party
I’ll steendrive if I want to
Drive if I want to
Drive if I want to
You would drive too
If it happened to HOOS

I’ve got my drive set on HOOS
I’ve got my drive set on HOOS

In steens I drive with HOOS
In steens I thrive with HOOS
Only in steens
In pitiful steens

Inspired by sarahell's post here: Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

You drive steen for a while
You drive steen for a while
And I'll be HOOS

Someone somewhere asked me,
"Is there anything in particular I can help you with?"
All I ever wanted help with was HOOS.

Well HOOS my friend
What about young Anna Steen?

Cause we’re living in a world of HOOS
Breaking us down
When they all should let us steen

Well HOOS my friend
What about young Anna Steen?

― Dog Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, January 2, 2021 1:02 AM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

And AND AAAAAAND YOU PUT THE HOOS PUT THE HOOS RIGHT ON ME

Hoos all in the ocean
Hoos all in the air
I can't stay here no longer
I have no Steenship fare

Low brow but I rock a little know how
No drive for the steenies or the HOOSegow

that led me down a rabbit hole on that song -- I had never realized until now that it's literally an ode to generosity

One nation under a HOOS
Driving steen just for the funk of it

Holding out for a Hero has parts you can sing 'hoos hoos' to.

well sir I guess there's just a STEENness in this world

Reposting from This is a thread for ILXORS IN THEIR 50's

Only HOOS
Can make this world seem bright
Only HOOS
Can make his steen drive righ

(Also serves as convenience link to that @#$% thread)

It take HOOS to make a thing go right
It takes HOOS to make it outta sight

(Has that been done yet?)

(Feel like I did that one but let me check)

Was on phone when I posted that. Not only has that been done, it was done a year ago by James Redd & Blecchs.

Sorry JR+B, carry on