Tea With the Flames: A QUEER New Year to Keep You Warm in WINTER 2020

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so liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike i'm going to the gym tonight you know to lift a few weights, but i've decided that i can't be the type of person who does cardio at the gym. like i would feel ridiculous. i'll just keep playing tennis against the wall.

surm, Thursday, 30 January 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link

The overheard conversations at MoMA before the Fred Halsted arty '70s p0rn films were quite something...

"Hi, Daddy."

"I was hooking up on gay.com when I was 15, but those guys, including the local cop, knew what they were doing..."

"He's hot for a 22-year-old dom."

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 January 2020 19:06 (four years ago) link

Eric, i've been away from the gym since 1985 and never looked back.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 January 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link

there is a guy at every gym who is petite but jacked, around 50, wears bootie shorts and an american eagle/abercrombie shirt, trails a cloud of noxious cologne, who is always trying to make eye contact with me. sorry but i don't care that you exist and please go away because i literally cannot breathe when you're within twenty feet of me

ingredience (map), Friday, 31 January 2020 19:36 (four years ago) link

people at the gym who are aggressively not minding their own business make me want to kill or be killed. so i'm just going to share my bitchy psa here with absolutely no particular person in mind: please focus on your workout and don't spray yourself with cologne, thank u.

ingredience (map), Friday, 31 January 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link

ok so i had a new idea

surm, Friday, 31 January 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link

i'm going to start using the ROWING MACHINE at the gym

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

surm, Friday, 31 January 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link

also i would like to tell you that my topping lesson last night went real bad
at least i was able to have a chuckle with the guy after but like
i don't think i'm into penetration anymore, it's just not my thing

surm, Friday, 31 January 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link

i mean there is some similarity between topping and using the rowing machine so maybe you still have hope ;)

ingredience (map), Friday, 31 January 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link

LOL

surm, Friday, 31 January 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link

i don't think i'm into penetration anymore, it's just not my thing

stop b4 you turn into me

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 January 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link

lol i think we have more in common than you may realize
what's on tap for the weekend y'all

surm, Friday, 31 January 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link

the remastered version of the queen - as in mother flawless superior, not the british lady - is on netflix
https://www.netflix.com/title/81220949

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 February 2020 18:46 (four years ago) link

What are our thoughts on Queen Latifah?

surm, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link

I made penne-and-cheese at 1am from scratch last night because bf was like "I am craving Kraft dinner".

I made penne from scratch and threw a clomp of grana padano in a saucepan with some butter and cheese, and sliced the rind up finely and let it gooeify the proceedings. The whole affair took 20 minutes.

He was very moved by the fact that I was able to do this for him, just produce the food he wanted with a snap of his fingers.

Today: the fragrancy of the flatulent effects of late-night dairy consumption.

Andrew Lloyd Webbersplainer (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:09 (four years ago) link

the recipe you describe (minus the rind) is one of my fav things to eat in the world

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link

the fragrancy of the flatulent effects of late-night dairy consumption.

best thing on earth

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link

i ORDERED penna a la vodka last night at 1am! great minds!

surm, Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:24 (four years ago) link

What are our thoughts on Queen Latifah?

excellent in Set It Off

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link

I probably should see Last Holiday.

πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ (Eric H.), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link

The ALEC GUINNESS version? (also queer)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:45 (four years ago) link

the flatulent effects of late-night dairy consumption

my new screenname in a nutshell

πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ (Eric H.), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link

did i tell u guys that i noticed a new line on my body? yes. during my bimonthly physical evaluation of myself in my 80" tall mirror, i noticed something. at first i thought it was fat and I was looking pudgy, but then i looked closer and it was A LINE. like A MUSCLE. i was shocked. it seems to be a pectoral muscle, and it's barely visible to the naked eye, but it's there. this is shaking my world.

surm, Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:53 (four years ago) link

put some pesto on it!!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:54 (four years ago) link

honey, i said pectoral muscle, not pestoral muscle

surm, Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:55 (four years ago) link

i need a pecture of yr pectoral

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:56 (four years ago) link

oh no
i am definitely not a picture pec
what a beautiful day of rain here in NY today

surm, Friday, 7 February 2020 15:29 (four years ago) link

Met a dude last night after I blasted a karaoke crowd into submission with my cover of Blondie's "Atomic." The hair in the back was rather long for my taste, but we chatted at the bar, bought each other beers, and tongued quietly.

Overheard: Girl to boyfriend: "They're having more fun than we are."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 February 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link

:) i just discovered the Blondie Autoamerican album on my own and i'm really into it

did you make out at the bar? i always wonder if people are judging me when i do that. i wouldn't judge you. been there plenty and it does sound fun :P

surm, Friday, 7 February 2020 22:11 (four years ago) link

A gin and tonic and two beers and I'm ready to make out gladly with Elizabeth Warren.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 February 2020 22:11 (four years ago) link

lol. i just found out that apparently red lighting makes you look really good, which is probably why i always wind up in somebody's arms at the local bar.

surm, Friday, 7 February 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link

three-drink slut eh

i'll keep red light in mind if i make it to Nowhere tnite

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 February 2020 22:37 (four years ago) link

i am talking to this guy online who likes to be "obedient"
you know, i really can get into this thing of like ordering people around and being really mean lol
it's not really in line with my brand but i find it super fun in the BR

surm, Monday, 10 February 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link

Send him down to scrub my stall.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 February 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link

lol. i also...like to smack people sometimes and get really rough with them! who knew! i mean, OBV if that's what they want.

surm, Monday, 10 February 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link

have we already talked about what are our thoughts on w/s in here

surm, Monday, 10 February 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link

we dont use I Love TMI anymore, eh?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 February 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link

omg sorry lol

surm, Monday, 10 February 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link

i don't really care, but it depends what ppl think of their employers' monitoring

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 February 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link

totally. :P eek! my lifestyle is too much for people to handle!

surm, Monday, 10 February 2020 21:43 (four years ago) link

I bet not!

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 February 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link

Morbzy are you seeing anything at BAM this season?

surm, Monday, 10 February 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link

Every dollar I spend that isn't rent or medical bills is... debt

so no

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 February 2020 22:30 (four years ago) link

feel you <3
STILL adjusting to paying double the rent ever since my life partner of 18 years left the nest
sorry just feel the need sometimes to spell it out to remind myself that i'm like going thru some shit and i'm allowed to take a minute with it

surm, Monday, 10 February 2020 22:36 (four years ago) link

i've been taking almost two years with it

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 February 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link

(not intentionally)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 February 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link

i know and i certainly don't mean to compare my empty nest with your battle. i'm glad you've been posting here for at least a diversion.

surm, Monday, 10 February 2020 22:43 (four years ago) link

well, i need to kill time while doctors and social workers aren't calling me

(btw the medical shit has been going on 7.5 years; my accelerating poverty just the last two)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 February 2020 22:44 (four years ago) link

ugh. you're so strong my dear. we love you.

surm, Monday, 10 February 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link

well, you know, my week really sucks so if anyone wants to tell me about how their week sucks it would be appreciated

surm, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link


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