Billie Eilish thread
― circa1916, Thursday, 30 January 2020 05:44 (four years ago) link
I'm not sure exactly how to describe it, but that thing when someone gets on the train or bus wearing some costume or otherwise ridiculous outfit during an unexpected time of the year (i.e. not Halloween or something) and makes smirking eye contact with everyone else, individually in the hopes of getting some sort of reaction. I nearly die of second-hand embarrassment whenever I see this.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:45 (four years ago) link
I saw a guy in a thrift store last week in full elf regalia. I didn't say anything.
― nickn, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:49 (four years ago) link
I usually just scream HEY YO LOOK AT THE COSTUME MAN THAT'S QUITE THE COSTUME, A STRANGE AND UNUSUAL COSTUME, WELL DONE
until they feel uncomfortable and leave
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link
haha
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link
I figured he's harmless, and probably happier than I am, so why piss on his fun.
― nickn, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link
my job in life is to remove all happiness
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:53 (four years ago) link
starting w/ my own
It's not as much about pissing on their fun, more just the people that do it in such a performative, "look at me, NO, LOOK AT ME" way make me cringe.
xpost
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:54 (four years ago) link
Yeah, this guy was different though, he seemed like someone who dresses for himself, in exactly the way he wants to.
― nickn, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:59 (four years ago) link
But I get what you're saying, I've seen those types too.
― nickn, Monday, 9 March 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/TN07oNK.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 18 May 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link
lol
i actually bought some passion fruit chobani a week or so ago and realized something about it. two things actually
1) it doesn't embarrass me anymore, it's just yogurt2) chobani yogurt has a smell so strong that i can smell it before i turn the corner into the room where someone is eating it
with the lifting of the chobani-schmerz, i think i am incapable of being irrationally embarrassed. i only get embarrassed when it's inevitable & justified. otherwise, zero tolerance for self-shaming. life's too short.
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 18 May 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link
It probably doesn't, but I still imagine the creamer spilling out in yogurty chunks.
"Has It Expired? No! It's CHOBANI®"
― pplains, Monday, 18 May 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link
ah the rich taste and surprising mouthfeel of CHOBANI
― dip to dup (rob), Monday, 18 May 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link
Chitchat between sportscasters or weatherpeople and newsreaders after the former have finished their segment
― vanjie wail (qiqing), Sunday, 21 June 2020 06:53 (three years ago) link
Unless it's "Then i won't have to wear my jacket?"
― pplains, Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link
I thought I was over it! But no — there’s a guy here working on our hvac system and I’m eating breakfast. I ran out of things I actually wanted to eat so I decided on yogurt (not chobani, different brand but still in a cup.)I was swept away in a wave of irrational embarrassment from the moment I started eating it. I stood there w my spoon & my cup like a total boob. What’s my problem with yogurt??!!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 6 July 2020 14:14 (three years ago) link
Tbh I think part of it is internalized ageism — that it feels like food for people without teeth aka babies or the very elderly. Eating it makes me feel feeble and powerless (irrationally).
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 6 July 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link
I've just eaten some yogurt because of this thread.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 6 July 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link
is it also somewhat gendered? like "woman laughing alone with salad"? "elderly woman without teeth sitting alone with yogurt?"
― sarahell, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
Liking yogurt is gendered in the US?
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link
She’s not alone if she’s with the yogurt. You’ve got eight million friends in each cup.
― rb (soda), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link
growing up in the US in the 70s/80s -- yogurt was definitely marketed towards women esp. for weight loss
― sarahell, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1038293/thumbs/o-POWERFUL-YOGURT-facebook.jpg
― rb (soda), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link
Wolf erotica.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link
cannae beat some classic ilx patter my man
― Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 23:00 (three years ago) link
For I don’t think it’s gendered — I remember in college (way back in the 90s) being at the caf and a male friend of mine was eating yogurt. I could barely look at him! The way he was spooning it, the lack of need to chew. Ugh no.
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 9 July 2020 02:22 (three years ago) link
Getting congratulated on my work anniversary by my Linkedin connections.
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 12:35 (three years ago) link
When a book makes you lol irl
― Scampo No. 5 (wins), Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link
When friends type / say ‘doggos’
― ffolkes (map), Sunday, 3 January 2021 23:55 (three years ago) link
I eat yogurt every day. I think it might be gendered in the US for the reasons mentioned above, but it really is considered "healthy food" by most people nowadays, even if it's the heinous, very sugary kind.
― "Bi" Dong A Ban He Try (the table is the table), Monday, 4 January 2021 00:27 (three years ago) link
Mine? At my new gig I work with a team of other editors, and higher-ups are always saying 'lets push the button on that piece' and in my head I'm like 'please stop using that phrase, it is so awful'
― "Bi" Dong A Ban He Try (the table is the table), Monday, 4 January 2021 00:28 (three years ago) link
Misreading the names of craft beers and causing the bartender to say “what was that?”
― calstars, Monday, 4 January 2021 00:36 (three years ago) link
i said GO TO HELLES
― maf you one two (maffew12), Monday, 4 January 2021 00:37 (three years ago) link
Ahaha
― calstars, Monday, 4 January 2021 00:48 (three years ago) link
You arrogant bastard!
― nickn, Monday, 4 January 2021 01:25 (three years ago) link
Raging Bitch!
― "Bi" Dong A Ban He Try (the table is the table), Monday, 4 January 2021 01:43 (three years ago) link
The idea that 90% of the plot and/or dialogue on 90% of the trending shows on netflix or any of the platforms really were presumably generated by adult humans who then sent them on to other adult humans to be approved for viewing by still more adult humans, i could genuinely just die for them all
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Monday, 4 January 2021 01:44 (three years ago) link
you must have seen me writhing in pain at the dialogue in DEVS the other night
― assert (MatthewK), Monday, 4 January 2021 01:53 (three years ago) link
I said 90% tbh i left about 3% fat in there as benefit of doubt, everything is not just bad its "how-can-this-be-allowed" bad
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Monday, 4 January 2021 02:09 (three years ago) link
yes I think that is generous
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 4 January 2021 02:18 (three years ago) link
Sturgeon's law holding up in the digital era
― assert (MatthewK), Monday, 4 January 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link
― partyin' maskless with Rudy G. and Vanilla Ice, it's a gas gas gas (breastcrawl), Monday, 4 January 2021 19:53 (three years ago) link
― pplains, Wednesday, July 29, 2020 1:35 PM (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink
lol. i absolutely refuse to look at linkedin and will only do so if i lose my current job and desperately need a new one.
― ffolkes (map), Monday, 4 January 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link
Ah LinkedIn, a social media so thoroughly awful that i actually succeeded in deleting it
― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Monday, 4 January 2021 19:59 (three years ago) link
more like StinkedIn
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 January 2021 20:24 (three years ago) link
calling a quick, informal meeting a "chat." more specifically, when i've set up a meeting called "such and such chat" and the alert pops up and says "such and such chat" it makes me ie.
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link
This has probably been addressed by other users, but when people in the workplace use terms like "awesomesauce." I want to ask them if they're neuroatypical.
― The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Monday, 15 February 2021 00:42 (three years ago) link
cool beans
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 February 2021 00:58 (three years ago) link