utep 2step is a top 3 move name. in the top three with the shammgod and the smitty
― omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
wait what's the smitty??
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link
Steve Smiths post movehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpJ3RARZrzE
― omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 20:02 (four years ago) link
ah ok that's who I think of when I hear Smitty. That's def a go-to move of mine. I almost never do an actual full spin move yet defenders never catch on that the 1/2 spin is a bluff.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link
yah I use that a ton as well. CP and IT2 use it a lot
― omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link
utep 2step is really hard to do quickly without hitting your knee or foot. hardaways handles were legendary
― omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link
2.4 millionhttps://www.change.org/p/nba-petition-to-make-kobe-bryant-the-new-nba-logo
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link
Feel like they shouldn’t make the rape guy their logo
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 01:18 (four years ago) link
not in love w the logo tbh
https://assets.change.org/photos/1/ga/gh/ORgAghaqrCpZIAy-800x450-noPad.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 01:24 (four years ago) link
like it has underwear in it
Bad and dumb idea
― omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 01:30 (four years ago) link
Yeah there has to be some better images
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 01:30 (four years ago) link
Not that I think they should change it anyways
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 01:31 (four years ago) link
nba never gonna change their logo it is extremely iconic
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 01:38 (four years ago) link
https://www.okayplayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/kobe-barnes.jpg
― omar little, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 01:38 (four years ago) link
jerry west talking about kobe is super intense
― circles, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 03:54 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wnmNwVG2bk
― circles, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 04:29 (four years ago) link
the basketball crying basketballs should be the logo, for eight months and twenty-four days
― I wanna publish memes and rage against machimes (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 04:53 (four years ago) link
Change the logo for rest of the season and sell a bazillion in merchandise, that's the American way
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 05:00 (four years ago) link
Random Kobe things that stuck with me:"tell me how your ass taste""soft like Charmin"that photo shoot where he wore those bizarre clothes and got clowned for itChubby and or short chuckers in pickup games shouting "Kobe!" as they hoist a brickHim emasculsting LeBron down the stretch of that one all star gameChris Rock trying to get him to break character on the sidelines
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 05:06 (four years ago) link
shouting "Kobe!" as they hoist a brick
idk if this just wasn't a thing around the PNW where kobe was broadly vilified but i've only learned about this tradition in the past couple days
― Clay, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 05:21 (four years ago) link
Younger guys will say that after I do a post up fade away and I'm like uh it's fucking MJ you herbs lol
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 05:23 (four years ago) link
i still do this if im shooting at a trash can and miss, i say curry when i make it, those arent hard and fast rules tho
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 05:23 (four years ago) link
That Chris rock thing was hilarious
― omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 05:28 (four years ago) link
Feel like there had to have been a SportsCenter commercial where Kobe is in their offices and checks to make sure nobody's around then says his own name as he throws paper away but he misses and stu scott was actually watching the whole time and just shakes his head RIP RIP
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 05:30 (four years ago) link
Lol
― omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 05:31 (four years ago) link
Ari Shaffir is insane
― I wanna publish memes and rage against machimes (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 05:48 (four years ago) link
“Dear Mamba” https://t.co/z3QHfPoevS— FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) January 30, 2020
― omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link
looks like dude from 40yr old virgin
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 30 January 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link
omg can't stop looking at it, measuring dimensions, wondering whether it looks more like a buddha, ghandi, or alien species
― I wanna publish memes and rage against machimes (rip van wanko), Thursday, 30 January 2020 18:07 (four years ago) link
Looks like if Tupac was a silent film star
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 31 January 2020 00:49 (four years ago) link
the dear mama pun did me in
― omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Friday, 31 January 2020 01:47 (four years ago) link
https://www.theringer.com/nba/2020/1/30/21114600/kobe-bryant-legacy
― symsymsym, Friday, 31 January 2020 06:32 (four years ago) link
i think this is a meme or something because my kids say it and they live in London and don't even know who he is
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 31 January 2020 09:20 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCavnRlx22I
― micah, Friday, 31 January 2020 09:53 (four years ago) link
only one mention of "rape" in this thread
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 February 2020 14:10 (four years ago) link
Father at my son’s soccer game today was like “he really was a great, you know, player and role model for kids. He was just such a great person.” o_O
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 1 February 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link
ppl need to get a grip
― lag∞n, Saturday, 1 February 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link
lol morbs showing up w the find function
― lag∞n, Saturday, 1 February 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link
This kind of stuff is the worst part about a celebrity death
Rest in paradise forever. #MambaForLife pic.twitter.com/a7XWUAOJwD— Matt Sanoian (@SanoianDesigns) February 1, 2020
― Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Saturday, 1 February 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link
Love this pic.twitter.com/mgFVZmOfvx— 26 (@JrepsLA) January 31, 2020
― Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Saturday, 1 February 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link
lol at woodie Allen defender morbs coming in here with the moral superiority. Fuck you buddy
― brimstead, Saturday, 1 February 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link
He's just mad nobody's talking about how great George Mikan was
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 1 February 2020 17:13 (four years ago) link
gigi fuckin postered
― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Saturday, 1 February 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link
otm
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 1 February 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link
All I can think about when I brush my teeth now is that Kobe quote about wanting to be the best at brushing his tongue.
― Heez, Sunday, 2 February 2020 01:42 (four years ago) link
Hah haven’t heard of that one
― Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Sunday, 2 February 2020 01:42 (four years ago) link
good goal imo
― lag∞n, Sunday, 2 February 2020 01:44 (four years ago) link
If you don’t puke your doing it wrong
― Heez, Sunday, 2 February 2020 01:49 (four years ago) link
Puke is a cleanse if you think about it.
― Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Sunday, 2 February 2020 01:50 (four years ago) link
I feel like if you asked Kobe how my times he wipes after a poop he would say “when I see blood”
― Heez, Sunday, 2 February 2020 02:28 (four years ago) link
Or maybe “i don’t need to wipe due to my perfect diet which delivers the perfect stool”
― Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Sunday, 2 February 2020 02:34 (four years ago) link
I've never "defended" (ie guaranteed the innocence of) Woody Allen. I've just said, this week, that he can seal his heroism by dying in a copter crash.
Fuck you too brimstead and I aint yer buddy.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 February 2020 03:08 (four years ago) link
morbs fwiw weve talked abt kobe so fn much on this board, this thread is but a drop in the ocean
― lag∞n, Sunday, 2 February 2020 03:11 (four years ago) link
one could easily compile a book with every post that mentions kobe on ILH over the past 15 years or whatever
― Clay, Sunday, 2 February 2020 03:19 (four years ago) link
also it would be the meanest book about kobe
― Clay, Sunday, 2 February 2020 03:20 (four years ago) link
and thus the book that best embodies kobe
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Sunday, 2 February 2020 03:21 (four years ago) link
lmao yeah
― lag∞n, Sunday, 2 February 2020 03:24 (four years ago) link
tragedy to farce complete
Happening now in #Dubai. Lighting up Burj Khalifa (the tallest buidling in the world) for Kobe and Gianna Bryant 💕 #KobeBryant #GiannaBryant #BlackMamba@akhbar pic.twitter.com/9OfvZWh1Jm— Jenan Moussa (@jenanmoussa) February 2, 2020
― lag∞n, Sunday, 2 February 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link
bandwagon
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 2 February 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link
sandwagon
― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Sunday, 2 February 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link
like caring about your kids is a good thing, but plenty of absolute monsters genuinely love their kids.
― circles, Sunday, 2 February 2020 19:01 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/zn6pJ.jpg
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 2 February 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link
frankenstien isnt eddy munsters dad!
― lag∞n, Sunday, 2 February 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link
ahem m'lad frankenstein is the name of the DOCTOR not the monster
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Sunday, 2 February 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Sunday, 2 February 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Wreckage from the helicopter that crashed and killed Kobe Bryant, his daughter and seven others did not show any sign of engine failure, the National Transportation Safety Board said Friday.
A witness told the NTSB the hillside where the crash occurred was shrouded in mist when he heard the helicopter approaching. It sounded normal and he then saw the blue-and-white aircraft emerge from the fog moving forward and down. Within 2 seconds it slammed into the hillside just below him.
The Jan. 26 crash in Calabasas, just outside Los Angeles, occurred as the group was flying to a girls basketball tournament at Bryant's Mamba Sports Academy. He coached his 13-year-old daughter Gianna's team, which was scheduled to play. She and two teammates were among the nine people killed.
The deaths shook Los Angeles and the sporting world. A public memorial for Bryant and the other victims is scheduled for Feb. 24 at the Staples Center. The arena is where Bryant starred for the Los Angeles Lakers for most of his two-decade career and the date 2/24 corresponds with the No. 24 jersey he wore and the No. 2 worn by Gianna.
The NTSB issued an investigative update that included factual details. Findings about a cause for the crash isn't expected for a year or more.
Investigators said the twin-engine Sikorsky S-76B was traveling at more than 180 mph (290 kph) and 4,000 feet (1,219 meters) per minute when it crashed. The helicopter's instrument panel was destroyed and most of the devices were displaced. The flight controls were broken and suffered fire damage.
Investigators believe that since a tree branch at the crash site was cut, the engines were working and rotors turning at the time of impact. All four of the helicopter's blades had similar damage, the report stated.
John Cox, an aviation-safety consultant, said the NTSB's report was further indication that the pilot likely became disoriented in the thick fog and clouds. The pilot had told air-traffic controllers he was climbing to 4,000 feet (1,219 meters) — presumably to get above the cloud layer. The helicopter began turning left, then descended rapidly.
Cox called the aircraft's path “classic symptoms” of a disoriented pilot.
― omar little, Friday, 7 February 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link
Same arena. Same basket. Same dunk. 19 years apart. 💜💛 pic.twitter.com/fj7HRmqv3c— Los Angeles Lakers (@Lakers) February 8, 2020
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 8 February 2020 01:05 (four years ago) link
Nice!
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 8 February 2020 01:19 (four years ago) link