The Masked Singer / The Voice 2020 UK

Octopus?

Joel Dommett - because Rylan would rather present Ready Steady Cook.

I thought Jake Shears.

― kinder, Saturday, January 4, 2020 11:38 PM (four weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

cough cough

I said this from week 1!

Totally gutted I didn't get Duck. She's always been someone whose voice I've been fascinated with but never guessed. Kind of a mix between steely wee girly and gravelly older soul. I blame the waddly costume.

Surprised how much I'm enjoying this show! Except for Rita Ora

Like, I'm pleasantly surprised it's not all "someone from Made In Chelsea" - they're all well-established people in their fields/genres

Davina said that Duck was Skin a couple of weeks ago. Unicorn has been pegged as Jake Shears for a while now. I said upthread that I'd be surprised if it wasn't John Barrowman, but after a few weeks of performances I'd been moved over to the "It's Jake of course it is" side.
I get the feeling from Rita that she's trying not very hard to pretend that she's excited by this. Maybe because she's sitting between someone who makes a living out of looking at least semi-plausibly excited (Davina) and someone who makes a living out of appearing semi-interested (Wossy).

Meanwhile on The Voice, are the auditions where no-one presses their button more brutal than previous years? Or is it because there are more people auditioning this time, so they're not showing any of the crap or even mediocre acts?

xp it's unusual to see a celeb based reality show that isn't mainly people from reality shows - see the last few I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here's.

No-one guessed Jake Shears until a week or two ago so I'm claiming this one.

did Davina really guess Skin previously?

I think so.

I just skipped through to check - she basically says Mel C every time. No mention of Skin by any of them!

I wonder where I heard that Duck was Skin? Because apart from this thread and watching the show, I haven't been watching/reading anything else about TMS. Although I'm aware of Skin, mainly from Skunk Anansie, I never would have thought that she was Duck.

very odd to see skin in a small tent screaming about a baby drawing a swastika over furious punk rock then see her a quarter of a century later singing the song from titanic dressed as a giant duck, on ITV. Jake / unicorn was too obvious from the start, and his choice of song this time didn't work.

I love queen bee and hope to god she is Nicola Roberts and not someone shit. I will wager something she is not Ellie Goulding, sounds nothing like her. Think they got too close last week, so this time the clues were silly and their guesses ridiculous.

Worst one is fucking hedgehog, he may well be Michael Ball.

So basically Monster is cee-lo, and Octopus is probably Charlotte Church?

I don't understand how people are getting these so easily. They could be anyone on earth as far as I'm concerned. Although, not wanting to come over all Tuomas but I had never heard of Jake Shears before Saturday night.

I like this because they're mainly my-era people (I don't listen to much current stuff), and they've unmasked enough now for me to think I'll probably recognise them at least - whereas at the start as you say it could be literally anyone.

The Scissor Sisters were big in the early/mid 00s, I liked them a lot at the time. If anything the costume was too on the nose. He's the only one I've got so far.

Also apart from the non-singers, all the unmasked ones have been people with pretty distinctive voices which are proving to be really hard to place out of context (in fact even Patsy Palmer has probably one of the most-recognised non-singing voices in the UK, I would've thought). Kelis should've been more obvious. I'm expecting Cee-Lo to be Monster, but I don't think Charlotte Church is Octopus (did she ever actually do anything operatic? I thought she was a choir girl).
Darkness guy - they also had that big hit early/mid 00s and the Bells one seems to be accepted Christmas song canon now, although I mainly hear them regularly as the theme tune to Katie's Amazing Machines.
Fox I still don't know about. Someone Toyah Wilcox era?
Queen Bee I have been guessing Nicola Roberts for a few weeks due to the clues but - and I say this as somewhat of a fan - I don't think her voice is that polished and actually has a bit more character.
Octopus I'm kind of leaning towards someone European - before the operatics I thought maybe Lene from Aqua?
Hedgehog, I did think Michael Macintyre but don't think so now, or someone actory putting on an accent like Ralf Little? But yeah seems too stage-professional Michael Ball esque.

I'm trying really hard to stay away from any Twitter chat about this cos I want to guess for myself!

Rita Ora is mainly annoying me because she doesn't actually seem to know any singers' voices (although she got Kelis, so kudos). It's like "ooh the clue said 'fashion', it's Cara Delavingne", "oh they look athletic - Tom Daley". Lazy guesses.

I'm trying really hard to stay away from any Twitter chat about this cos I want to guess for myself

Probably a good idea. I looked at the twitter in the run-up to or just after some of the unmaskings and I was astonished by how many people were getting them right, even Darkness guy.

I watch it on itv+1 because my kids go to bed at 7.30 and have to completely avoid twitter because it will pop up in the trending topics straight away

Same here! Actually I record it and skip the ads/padding

I do my usual reality TV trick of doing other stuff at the same time.

No surprises in this week's one then...

"I don't speak French" suggests Bee is in fact Nicola Roberts.
Glad this is winding up next week!

Just one unmasked this week?

yes, i have committed too much time to this silly show, it was entertaining for a while but now I am basically done with it, glad it's a shortish series

queen bee's film was purposely telling us absolutely nothing.

two unmasked this week

Final on now.
Queen Bee - has to be (*gets coat to make escape from pun police*) Nicola Roberts.
Hedgehog - I think is Michael Ball but that's on the basis of not being able to think of anyone else, so I'm possibly wrong.
Octopus - no idea.

xxp certain elements of this show are irritating enough that I wouldn't want to watch much more: "I know exactly who it is", whoever's writing Joel's crappy puns, the padding, the number of commercial breaks

Queen Bee - has to be (*gets coat to make escape from pun police*) Nicola Roberts.

boooooom !
lets hope this gets her back in the game.

I got that one. Gave it away for sure with the Cinderella's Eyes ref.
Think I'd be better at this in general if I knew anything about West End stuff.

Nicola was genuinely amazing, not a performance I ever expected on such a silly show. Yes, hope this means she is putting out records again, it's been a while!

Oh and what in fucking hell was Octopus's choice of song tonight? As soon as it started I knew she would be out, what a bizarre choice.

"Please don't vote for me, I'm Katherine Jenkins" wasn't it?

Notice no one itt got Hedgehog but literally every other Jason Manford fan (yes, I'm one too) on social media knew it was him. Also, it's his social media that made me aware of this show in the first place.

I was like "It can't be, he's on bbc1 right now"

Obviously that's pre-recorded, I don't mean that.

I was like "It can't be, he's on bbc1 right now"

Obviously that's pre-recorded, I don't mean that.

Doing "First and Last", I see. I really hope they bring that to Britbox US because it looks like a lot of fun. Also, according to Manford "The Masked Singer" was taped last September.

I've just finished watching the second (of three) of the Knockout episodes of The Voice and it's really tough to call who is going to go through to the next round. You could get a couple of series of X Factor out of this lot.

And here's the weekend where they drop two thirds of the acts. If X Factor had that level of attrition, it'd be over in three weeks (there's an idea).

I know it's the US version, but this performance was INCREDIBLE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-5qRTeuX8w

do you know who it is? (Not been following any of the US ones)

Twitter seems to think it's Leann Rimes.

I want to know...

I still have no idea how people are getting these. Checked Twitter in the run-up to tonight's reveal and literally dozens of people got it right. I guess I'm not the show's core demographic.

I had no idea who Alien was, it was a complete surprise. Sophie Ellis-Bextor, an actual professional singer being voted off first is a step up from last year. Clearly there's a bit more a of budget this time.

Also having this kick off on Boxing Day is a genius bit of scheduling.

Have been looking forward to this! Can I ask that any Twitter/tabloid speculation is kept off this thread as I like to work it out myself (and spoiler tags don't work on my phone)? Obv I won't look at the thread before watching each tho.

My husband got this one right in about 3 seconds. Alien has a v distinctive singing accent normally which I think was being disguised a bit.

No obvious comedy Ed Balls type so far as far as I can tell?!
Still clueless about the others.

There's another 6 singers next week so still the potential for comedy lol terrible singers, but I think it's unlikely as they seem to be spending slightly more money on this year's series (Joel Dommett has 'bodyguards' this time like Nick Cannon in the US series and the costumes seem more complex too).

Did the 'voted off, last chance' ones have to do a second song for the judges last time? Or was that after the first round.

I don't think so, it's slow enough as it is!

We watched this via YouTube which meant it took about ten mins in total. We were also spared Rita Ora who we already all knew was awful but her coronavirus antics have made me really loathe her

Swan is bugging me, I can only hear it being Shania Twain. Wonder if it could be someone like Anastacia or even Tiffany? Can't be bothered remembering all the clues.

Bit annoying that Maypole is out as she's obviously the best singer left, still I wasn't aware of her before, only knew one of the Pussycat Dolls so guess that's been useful at least.

When they do the "TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!" and there's a brief clip of Rita saying "I can't wait to find out who it is!" I feel a brief flush of disgust at myself for watching this show.

Bigfoot has to be stopped.

So obvious that Eiffel Tower was Tiffany and the judges had clearly decided they wouldn't name her, Jonathan Ross even going for Debbie Gibson smh.

I think stopping *spoiler person who we're all bored of now* is tricky because it's an audience vote and the new audience at each recording aren't tired of the schtick as it's new to them. I assume that's how the recording works? Also how did Lorraine not see any of her fellow contestants kicking around during recording, or we're meant to believe she didn't.

It's still a fun programme despite all its flaws and host and panellists though.

When Airfryer went out it was so obvious they had to tell Rita who it was and then feed her a line about how one of the clues worked into that person's identity so she could sound like she knew who it was.

Xpost they are all kept in isolation until showtime, at which point they are chaperoned amongst the other contestants

This is the first series where I haven't really cared much who anyone is. I think the previous ones there have all been ones I'm close to guessing or recognise the voice. It's less fun this time, and/ or there are more people I'm meh about.

fucks sake

I'm half watching the final while doing other things. I actually missed almost the first half an hour because I forgot it was on. I've never had much luck guessing who the singers are but it's not mattered to me really. I was enjoying the series but for some reason tonight I'm not entertained by a singing bigfoot or piranha.

Also it doesn't help that Joel is more annoying than usual.

xp Yeah me too. Though piranha is fine I guess. He's my son's favourite at least.

Probably a good move to cut out the "I can't wear this uniform / without some compromises" from Bigfoot's version of The One And Only.