Pooping at your Significant Other's House within First 2 Months of Dating

this is incredible, yr detail of rural pub life and chat and all that

I only just read jim’s one about the fridge and Im in bits between ye both

ill tell you who was in bits between us both, the buck was

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhFRPSPXcAILXJJ?format=png&name=large

"it's the ole POOP IN COOKING EQUIPMENT prank!"

lol of course it's Miranda July, creator of "pooping back and forth"

what the hell

i'm almost as bothered by the superfluous "from my point of view,"

"from my point of view, I had to shit in a pressing way. From another's, I was ruining his scrambled eggs"

In galway tonight with the two lads, will take it easy just in case

A dumb story - A friend of mine fell for a guy who lived in New York, he came to London to visit her for the first time to and stay in her little flat in Shepherd's Bush. So he gets there all fine and well, and the next morning she goes off to work, our guy shakes off his jet lag, goes and takes a poop and for some reason, it absolutely would not flush away and remained determinedly buoyant.

So he's panicking all day about how to cope with getting this poo situation squared away.

In the end, it's all fine, everyone laughs about it later, but as a result, we started to wonder if there was perhaps some sort of compatibility issues between US and UK poo, like a kinda PAL vs NTSC thing? And if he'd have to start eating London food for it to work out.

Drape in loo roll and once thus snagged flush to oblivion