I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

get his ass!!!

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, January 22, 2020 5:28 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

my motto!

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, January 22, 2020 5:36 PM

YT embeds welcome when deployed with parsimony.

― pomenitul, Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:32 (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

look there are plenty of threads to argue about food

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:33 (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is notable and embarrassing: I just learned that analgesic medication is just anti-pain medication (as in an-algesic) and does *not* refer to anal suppositories (as in anal-gesic).

― ed.b, Friday, January 24, 2020 6:33 PM bookmarkflaglink

you've been putting tylenol up your ass?

― bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 24, 2020 6:43 PM bookmarkflaglink

Only an ilxor amirite

I can see his point

i do not believe ed. b, only my mom would think something like that

how do i listen to music if it's not arranged in a dynamically updated playlist for me??

*aimlessly bumps into furniture like a roomba*

-But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone)
Posted: January 27, 2020 at 9:43:57 AM

just here to move my bookmark

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 28 January 2020 04:21 (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol

haha

When the big "is this country" debate I thought it was obviously country but somehow now I've heard it so much that it doesn't sound like country music to me at all, I think I was fooled by the prominent mention of horses.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), 30. januar 2020 20:07 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I've edited the entire post a bit, but for some reason that sentence just breaks me.

the next time a democrat has a legit shot at the presidency the people on this board will be old men on the steve hoffman forum arguing about the best mastered pressing of tago mago or whatever.

― Thus Sang Freud, Friday, January 31, 2020 6:26 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

truly difficult to imagine

― Doctor Casino, Friday, January 31, 2020 6:44 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah they are never going to top the original mastering

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, January 31, 2020 6:45 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Nice.

well played (and nicely mastered)

bernaldo sloomps for presidetn

― Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, January 30, 2020 11:07 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:56 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:56 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

If I saw F v F, it wd be for Tracy Letts.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:01 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

sorry, no idea what happened there (the site just sucks I think)

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:06 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

what were you saying about masterpieces

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:12 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Thought you were getting a head start on haunting them ppl

― don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:12 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

iowa
a place to stay
get your booty on the floor tonight
make my day

― mookieproof, Monday, February 3, 2020 10:20 AM bookmarkflaglink

okay, lol

irl

I saw a Bernie sticker on a janitor's cart at the Montreal airport last year!

― babu frik fan account (mh),

you said don't look back
you can never look back

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 February 2020 16:40 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

hahaha

Haha

binladenthumbsup.bmp

bit of an open netter but still

idgi

Hamlet to his fathers ghost

https://quotefancy.com/media/wallpaper/1600x900/2806230-Don-Henley-Quote-I-saw-a-Dead-Head-sticker-on-a-Cadillac-A-little.jpg

-Bob Marley

zero curvature sheeple

wait whats this

Ah, thanks. I guess I've never heard that song.

its a hamlet quote, non?

Tbf the jury's still out as to whether Shaxpir really was Shaxpir.

Well, yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1ku3x6KZ2c

Tupac Shaxpir

A couple of highlights from each of the Rush Limbaugh threads currently going:

I know advanced lung cancer has a bad rep. However...

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Monday, February 3, 2020 3:15 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

you guys, Rush Limbaugh has a family

does anyone have an email address that would reach them so we can send them a copy of this thread

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Monday, February 3, 2020 4:57 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ok, one more:

Is the purpose of doing one of these RIP threads so someone can have their name associated with the first post? Is it comedy? It’s never funny so it can’t be that.

― brotherlovesdub, Monday, February 3, 2020 5:13 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

jokes are always funnier when they're explained

― Οὖτις, Monday, February 3, 2020 5:14 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

[ . . . ]

RIP "not really" means:

1) the person in question is not actually dead
2) I do not wish the person in question to rest in peace

that's the joke

― Οὖτις, Monday, February 3, 2020 5:29 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

haha i never considered 2). so very shakey and these threads are great

Ah, thanks. I guess I've never heard that song.

― toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, February 3, 2020

what the

(I have nothing against Lisa Kudrow but it'll be a hoot when she dies)

xps we need Oregon style vote-by-mail for everyone, ASAP

― let's talk about gecs baby (sleeve), Tuesday, February 4, 2020 4:29 PM (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

we already died of dysentery

― in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Tuesday, February 4, 2020 4:33 PM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I didn't irl lol but that's still amazing

damn you

French press says fake

― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, February 6, 2020 11:43 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Wow, all mine does is make coffee, never seen one that talks!

― Tuomas, Thursday, February 6, 2020 11:45 AM (fifty-one seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

As we say in Finland, he passed that one straight to the blade of the hockey stick.

hän antoi sen suoraan jääkiekon sauvalle?

Hän syötti suoraan lapaan.

Kiitos!

lols draadje that way -->