i'm working on this emerging theory that the clips winning the championship would actually suck and most of us should be supporting any other outcome--would welcome the thoughts of the group.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:19 (four years ago) link
mb its hard to judge the vibe of the team when they just havent been healthy all year
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:20 (four years ago) link
i like them in theory tho
bucks winning might be cool so we dont have to deal w a year of speculation as to whether giannis is gonna leave
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:21 (four years ago) link
lakers i dont think have enough guys tho mb they cn make a trade
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:22 (four years ago) link
clippers or lakers winning would be the worst. cheering for any other outcome but hoping for bucks the most.
― omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:24 (four years ago) link
evidence so far: no one would actually care if they won; if they do win it will be by playing an aesthetically displeasing style most of the time; them winning would reinforce the theory of pure mercenary teams; yeah steve ballmer is funny but does he actually deserve more pleasure in his life?
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:25 (four years ago) link
the lakers winning is also distasteful but at least a large population of people would be happy if the lakers won. generally i support people being happy.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:26 (four years ago) link
not lakers fans tho
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:27 (four years ago) link
pelicans might win it
that would be great
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:28 (four years ago) link
i want the bucks to prove you can win a title in the modern nba if your best player cant shoot
― omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:29 (four years ago) link
a part of my theory is i was listening to some health of the nba stuff today (we haven't talked about how all of the "schedule reforms" have been shot down) and i started to think that a clippers championship is deeply unfriendly to casuals. at least those people can conceive of the lakers winning.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:30 (four years ago) link
of the tru contenders, bucks are the best option for humanity. small market, havent won in forever, probably keeps giannis in milwaukee, and puts him in the top 20 all time convo.
w the lakers, u get lebron winning and shutting up kobe stans, probably solidifying some of his GOAT case, but then again fuck the lakers so idk
clippers would be wild as hell bc they were a punchline for so long and if kawhi wins back to back on different teams he also has to enter the top 20 conversation bc what the fuck
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:30 (four years ago) link
yeah the person who really benefits in that scenario is kawhi and that would also legitimize some regular season minimization that i don't love
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:34 (four years ago) link
the clips winning the championship would actually suck and most of us should be supporting any other outcome
clips chip would be... meh. but the lakers winning would be worse. much, much worse. to achieve their highest destiny the lakers must totally collapse amidst delectable quantities of messy drama.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:35 (four years ago) link
reasonable argument imo cad clippers are mercenary and have no fans
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:36 (four years ago) link
otoh, the pellies taking the chip on the broad shoulders of zion would bring the world to ecstasy
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:39 (four years ago) link
cad otm on all accounts.
i want the nuggets more than the bbucks come to think of it
― omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:39 (four years ago) link
i've been clowning the nuggets for years but if that's what the fates want i will not stand in their way
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:41 (four years ago) link
i dont think theyre legit contenders
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:42 (four years ago) link
mb second tier nuggs celtics philly
oh totally, i think the nuggs dna is getting smacked around in the playoffs by actual good teams
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:44 (four years ago) link
jazz are hot right now too but same tier as those others.
― omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:47 (four years ago) link
maybe some in season trade cld put one of those teams over the top but everyone always talks about that and it never seems to happen
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 04:51 (four years ago) link
worked for the pistons in 04 or whatever (sheed) but they had 4 good starters already and mostly shaq and Kobe combusted after years of internal rage
― Clay, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 05:06 (four years ago) link
god that was such a satisfying finals
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 05:07 (four years ago) link
everyone picking the lakers then the pistons win in 5 lmao
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 05:08 (four years ago) link
that was great for the league
― omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 05:10 (four years ago) link
2004 pistons and 2014 spurs were some of the few title winners that had no top 10 talents on their team
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 05:20 (four years ago) link
*cough* Duncan *cough*
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 05:48 (four years ago) link
duncan was years past the point of being a top 10 guys in the league in 2014 and kawhi was too young
― Clay, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 06:02 (four years ago) link
bingo
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 11:48 (four years ago) link
Jokic is a top 10 player tho.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
And shit in the playoffs he was top 3
Nuggets need a second guy and in a year or two it really might be MPJ
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
Bucks winning would be the best I think. I don’t want another year of Giannis playoff discourse.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:32 (four years ago) link
cheering for any other outcome but hoping for bucks the most.
me too
― frogbs, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:33 (four years ago) link
i hope the cwltics win
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link
Celtics winning would be really really funny. The ultimate Ewing theory.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link
idk if Ewing theory really applies if Kyrie already won a title with a different team
― frogbs, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:55 (four years ago) link
Sure it does. If Ewing had won in 94 that wouldn’t invalidate the theory in 99.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link
Plumlee out two to four weeks... Nuggets are gonna need Jarred Vanderbilt to give them something. I think he might!
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:06 (four years ago) link
I'm just trying to translate Simmons-speak, Ewing theory being "great player who doesn't have the championship gear" or whatever
actually thought we got a pretty good example of Ewing theory this last year with Bryce Harper, one of the very few actual examples of this idea coming to fruition
― frogbs, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link
celtics have no size and no bench, if it were just one of those problems mb they could work on fixing it but theyre too flawed to seriously contend
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link
*this assumes were not gonna worry abt not having a top 10 player
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― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link
in other news ZION 2NITE
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link
btw just found out that zion and ja were on the same aau team my god
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:51 (four years ago) link
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:09 (four years ago) link