whiskey

I ENVY U SIR

I

ENVY

U

the jameson flask was $9.60 but i only had $8.53

oh bulleit most iconic bottle i love u

this ice pack has melted

time for a beer and then bedtimes

the jameson flask was $9.60 but i only had $8.53

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, June 23, 2009 3:48 AM (2 minutes ago

^^^ country song waiting to be written tbh

ok so choose for me ILX between Oban and "The Antiquary" scotch options

THE LATTER

WITH A MONOCLE

also in play - Black Label (beer), gin and tonics (although specify Hendricks or Gordons) and El Jimador tequila.

xpost haaaa

i have no monocle

also in the awesome state of my liquor cabinet, it appears that i have a bottle of makers mark shoved behind all the other stuff, so my shameful whiskeylessness has been greatly exaggerated

dude you have like, everything

VITUAL TOUR OF MY SOON TO BE CONSUMED PRETEND MONOCLE DRANK

dude, G&T

no g&t. ur better than that
ha xpost

guys i'm peacin

WHISKEY

YEAH

,3

ICE PACK

ON MY HEAD

what's wrong???

it is a billion degrees

ohhh :/

ok went with power cooling beer drink, but going to follow it with SCAAAAAAATTTCH with like shitloads of rocks

SHITLOADS

all of them

all of the rocks, that you have

oh god poor henry, he must be dying

my hound is lying on the kitchen floor giving me the baleful "why dude why?" look about this heat problem.

hahaha xpost

he should really take up a powerful drinking habit

yeah i can't even imagine the injustice of hanging around being a happy puppy and then someone flips the summer switch and its like sorry bro you have the worst design in the world for being comfortable right now

i think that the henry and i might spend tomorrow hanging out in the basement listening to rekkerds

that is a good idea

very good!

Guys, I have a problem: the liquor store near my house had a less than stellar bourbon selection and I ended up with elijah craig :(

i would go for this idea right now but henry is still in that early puppy stage where new and exciting = lose control of bodily functions xpost

hey is it a billion degrees in seattle right now no i didn't think so stfu

"omg rock and roll ~~shits on the floor~~"

elijah craig, i don't even know what that is!!

Hey you were not mean to jergins with his fancyman whiskey :(
Xpost

i just poured a drop of glen moray

Did I tell you guys baout the time I ordered some stagg and the bartender AND the guy next to me be like dammmmmnnnnn! I loled.

oh hey i have the scotch on the rocks now

Cheers to you, friend.

OH AND CHEERS TO YOU!

i just spent about 15 minutes trying to get a picture of henry + me + scotch where it didnt look like i was abusing the dog by feeding him scotch, but lil dude is kind of fixated on the sound of clinking ice, so i failed

he did not, however, succeed in any scotch interaction other than the point where he head butted me and i spilled scotch on his back (and wiped it off like a good dog owner. btw)