https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/5-times-he-come-in-looking-all-huge-with-his-jiggling-f-1840489605
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link
Teacher's pet!
― DJI, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 00:55 (four years ago) link
That Diners & Drive-ins article is so good.
― S-, Friday, 24 January 2020 03:43 (four years ago) link
Cards Against Humanity closed a deal to purchase @ClickHole! They will operate independently as a majority employee-owned company. We are extremely honored and excited to support the ClickHole team. https://t.co/QySRwH4lUj— Max Temkin (@MaxTemkin) February 3, 2020
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link
Truly Depressing: This Elderly 36-Year-Old Man Is Babbling Incoherently About Something Called ‘My Bloody Valentine’ https://t.co/gniXtih0cL— ClickHole (@ClickHole) June 17, 2020
was this written as a direct personal attack on ilx?
― na (NA), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link
i guess not since it's 36-year-old man and not 46-year-old man
― na (NA), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link
― na (NA), Wednesday, June 17, 2020 12:50 PM
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link
While funny, it's kind of hardtimes-ish. I prefer my Clickhole more absurd and less on the nose.
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 18 June 2020 07:23 (three years ago) link
The design since they relaunched makes it look more than ever like sort of cheapo Outbrain Taboola thing
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 18 June 2020 11:36 (three years ago) link
I'm glad these guys are posting funny shit on Instagram again but it sucks that their new majority employee-owned status comes via the Cards Against Humanity creep
🧵 Lots of people love Cards Against Humanity (and follow Max Temkin) so let me give you a handful reasons why you should STOP SUPPORTING them immediately.Max is an abuser. The toxic culture at CAH had horrifying impact on many employees. #CAHisOver— fantastic ms. (@fox) June 11, 2020
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 18 June 2020 12:56 (three years ago) link
"Elderly 36 Year-Old Man" is def funnier than "Elderly 46 Year-Old Man" but yeah, if you're 36 now Loveless came out when you were like 7.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 18 June 2020 14:39 (three years ago) link
Joke's on them, I'm 35 and my recurrent challop is that MBV are dece but overhyped and the s/t is the best thing they've ever done because at least half the songs on Loveless are either middling or cloying or both.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 18 June 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link
in "part ownership by a prick, majority ownership by employees" vs "complete ownership by a media conglomerate" I'd go with the former easily tbh
― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 18 June 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link
CAH is a bad game but i read that twitter thread twice and could not figure out what crime was perpetrated against this employee - or at least she didn't substantiate it in the screenshots she chose to include.
― Mordy, Thursday, 18 June 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link
https://clickhole.com/fuck-you-were-putting-family-guy-at-number-1-on-this-list-of-best-tv-shows-ever-and-the-sopranos-isnt-even-on-it-whatre-you-gonna-do-blow-up-our-office-we/
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 24 August 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link
it really bothers me that they didn't italicize Six Feet Under, and that they picked Wings over Empty Nest, Evening Shade, Life Goes On, and Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place, which are all better shows.
― the burrito that defined a generation, Monday, 24 August 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link
me every time a post i make doesn't get excelsiored: https://clickhole.com/aw-so-sweet-this-32-year-old-thought-of-the-cleverest-little-joke-to-post-on-social-media/
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 24 August 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link
Does the Excelsior Thread still exist?
― Isinglass Ponys (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 24 August 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link
So good
https://clickhole.com/6-myths-about-the-vagina-that-lucas-has-already-debunked-at-13-years-old-dudes-an-absolute-legend/?fbclid=IwAR1iycj-BywjzIdpK6BxFJWrjZzRBsbvV8G1iIfiPSh81twbHUzR53ChUbs
― Darin, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link
So i know they have the new owners, but Clickhole is just not funny since restarting (have only laughed at recycled posts). Or am I just reading the new ownership into it?
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 10 September 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link
― Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 10 September 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link
Reductress does many of the things that I used to get out of Clickhole - often better/more pointed
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 11 September 2020 08:46 (three years ago) link
Yeah, just had a look on there and quality is still high
https://reductress.com/post/sorry-im-so-out-of-it-says-woman-who-is-literally-always-like-this/
― 这是我的显示名称 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 11 September 2020 08:49 (three years ago) link
Yes! That's more in The Onion style. i like how Reductress blends the broadsheet newspaper stuff and the online clickbaity stuff
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 11 September 2020 09:02 (three years ago) link
I liked https://www.instagram.com/p/CFutwVGBMY9/?igshid=1p7ssnk3d0w5j
― Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link
Anna Kendrick said WHAT?!? pic.twitter.com/iw9kD2VUoa— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 2, 2020
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 October 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
https://clickhole.com/pointless-drivel-this-book-seems-to-imply-that-you-need-to-say-goodnight-to-the-moon/
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
6 Classic Episodes Of ‘Game Of Thrones’ Where The Characters Mention That The Baby From ‘Dinosaurs’ Is In Prison Where He Belongs https://t.co/2F4krSy5jT— ClickHole (@ClickHole) November 17, 2020
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 00:10 (three years ago) link
I can't eat if I don't wash my hands first
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 04:22 (three years ago) link
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/436/943/93f.jpg
the first time you saw this, did you understand the guy in the photo to be 'the worst person you know' or did you understand the guy in the photo to be 'you', heartbroken by the fact that the worst person you know just made a great point?
since it became a meme it seems like the first interpretation has won out, people photoshopping other people in his place when a real-life 'worst person' makes a good point, but I remember not being sure when I first encountered it?
― soref, Monday, 2 August 2021 19:21 (two years ago) link
Looks like Max Tundra
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:25 (two years ago) link
That's obviously the worst person IMO
― Karl Havoc (DJP), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link
Max Tundra is 100% good person musically and around 95% same on Twitter.
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:38 (two years ago) link
would you be willing to summarize the 5% that is bad?
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:40 (two years ago) link
very occasional meltyness
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:42 (two years ago) link
to be clear, I meant the focus of the Clickhole article, not Max Tundra
― Karl Havoc (DJP), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:48 (two years ago) link
seems clear that 1) the photo is intended as illustrating 'the worst person' and 2) the whole concept of the article is irredeemably stupid (see also: 'heartbreak' of psoriasis)
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
sometimes i wonder what point the clickhole guy is making. is it a point that plays against his type, like you need to be nicer to your wife, or a point that fits his character, something about survival of the fittest or the interlocuter's sexual insecurities?
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
Not sure I was ready for "Stolen Valor: This Man Is Wearing a Toupee Despite Having Floor Length Golden Hair"
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link
https://clickhole.com/major-backfire-a-gop-led-investigation-into-discrimination-against-white-people-has-concluded-nothing-except-that-calling-someone-a-honky-is-actually-very-funny/
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 25 September 2021 06:40 (two years ago) link
I Found ClickHole’s “Worst Person You Know”
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link
that article was terrible
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 19:05 (two years ago) link
Good point
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 19:10 (two years ago) link
sorry, could not resist that.
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 19:11 (two years ago) link
Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.
ffs calm down, you weren't tracking down a Nazi war criminal in hiding
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 19:12 (two years ago) link
honestly that was the only "we tracked down this famous person from a stock photo" article that wasn't entertaining
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 19:13 (two years ago) link
it does read like a clickhole article, only much less funny
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 19:14 (two years ago) link
okay I lolled
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link
Way to lead us on. At least I posted alternate photos of the backpack girl.
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 20:02 (two years ago) link
yikes
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 October 2021 01:50 (two years ago) link