Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

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Watford time-wasting from the 30th minute lmao

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:33 (four years ago) link

Lejeune 90+4
Lejeune 90+5

ShariVari, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:33 (four years ago) link

omg lol Ancelotti will be hitting the vino

the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link

I wish everyone at Newcastle United Football Club other than Steve Bruce would accept the necessity of Steve Bruce no longer being a thing people have to think about

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link

now if only Arsenal would finish the job

the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link

really wish somebody at the Beeb would tell Karen Carney she's supposed to maintain the illusion of neutrality

the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link

I will go to my grave maintaining that this Liverpool team aren't that good

and we're not even in the same universe as them

― Number None, Sunday, January 19, 2020 6:22 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Quite a lot of United fans think this – certainly those I listened to on UWS podcast after the game.

in twelve parts (lamonti), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 09:46 (four years ago) link

They're all completely wrong obv

in twelve parts (lamonti), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 09:47 (four years ago) link

I've difficulty parsing "Liverpool aren't that good". Aren't as good as what/who? Not as good as the media make them out to be? (because that rings true) Not as good as the 16 points gap they have? (because that's bollox) Not as good as the Invincibles? Or as Man City a couple of years ago? What's the measure here?

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 09:52 (four years ago) link

they have the best back 4 + goalie in the league, an insanely talented front 3 and the mf3 facilitates both. they're good. not the kind of god level good that 91 pts from the last 93 available would suggest but that's a function of 3/4 of the whole league having a worse team than last season.

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 10:02 (four years ago) link

i mean wolves were good last season and now they're the same with added nu traore so they've improved. everyone else worse. newcastle have improved points wise but still seem capable of reeling off 8 or 9 straight defeats from what i've seen.

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 10:05 (four years ago) link

oh and leicester have improved.

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 10:06 (four years ago) link

I agree they are good, and way above the rest. Maybe not 'good' as in beautiful football (subjective anyway), but def 'good' as in rock solid and rarely having a day off.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 10:16 (four years ago) link

they're a lot better than good, the environment doesnt lend itself to handing out kickings- too many teams in the epl are too hard to play against, but they are impossible to match up to all over the pitch, and there are very few teams around with that balance

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 10:28 (four years ago) link

Feeling like I've heard this 'everyone else is worse than they were last season' excuse before.

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 10:44 (four years ago) link

im saying the opposite tbh

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 11:16 (four years ago) link

Yes, and you are otm.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 11:20 (four years ago) link

Might be going out on a limb here, bit imo this Liverpool team are quite good.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 11:26 (four years ago) link

Wile E. Coyote finally gonna catch kill and eat that roadrunner

Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 11:31 (four years ago) link

Come now, city, chelsea, spurs and arsenal are all clearly worse than last season and the last two weren't much good then!

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link

The bottom clubs seem much better this time around tbh

opden gnash (imago), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:21 (four years ago) link

Norwich being the standout relegation fodder, and they're playing some decent stuff

opden gnash (imago), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:21 (four years ago) link

yeah im referring to the overall standard of the league

agreed that the other five of the 'big six' as was are all in varying states of decay but the run of dross that couldve usually been expected from say 12th down, and in some years 8th down, hasnt really materialised this season (obv the two things are linked)

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:33 (four years ago) link

You could make a fairly decent case for this Liverpool team being the best club side in the world at the moment, in the top two or three at the very least.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link

Probably not the best squad, maybe not the best individual players, but the best organised and most effective team? They're up there.

They've been immensely lucky with injuries though, Matip notwithstanding.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:09 (four years ago) link

A decent case? I assume it's absolutely the case tbh

opden gnash (imago), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:09 (four years ago) link

The real quiz is whether City are second

opden gnash (imago), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:10 (four years ago) link

Alison has missed a quarter of the season and their best midfielder has been out for a couple of months.

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link

Their fortune comes more from not having suffered injuries in the positions they don' t have any back up ie full back, where James Milner is the only adult alternative.

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:15 (four years ago) link

I'm not sure who would challenge them for that title - though, again, you could make the argument that says as much about the failings of Europe's elite clubs as the strengths of Liverpool.

ShariVari, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:24 (four years ago) link

"Liverpool won the Premiership - but joke's on them, the Premiership isn't worth what it was!"

Rhoda from Steubenville (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link

I'd "snap your hand off"

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

I'm not interested in your meaningless facts lads

Number None, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

its the least interesting title ever won tho

even the battle for fourth is utter shit

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link

The battle for 8th is shaping up nicley.

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link

xp speak for yourself

the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link

Well Wolves are about to deal Pool their first loss u heard it here first

Rhoda from Steubenville (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link

Well technically my bookie did

Rhoda from Steubenville (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link

Liverpool are going to be hammered by someone soon, wolves as good a bet as anyone else.

thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link

Jota and Boly technically available for selection tomorrow tho i'd be surprised if either start or if Willy's on the bench tbh

hope you got good odds tho Nee

the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link

Best not to rush Willy back so i hope they err on caution

Rhoda from Steubenville (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:47 (four years ago) link

yeah there's no need to rush it.

i fancy us to have a chance against anybody in the league and 4th certainly isn't beyond us but this is well beyond start of season expectations

the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link

Leicester will be mid table by the end of the season so 3rd and 4th still up for grabs.

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link

no my podcast said brenadn rogers is a good manager now

chet san telmo (alomar lines), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 19:41 (four years ago) link

ideally id never see dele carelessly flick the ball away out of our possession in a spurs shirt again

whether that's down to his being sold tomorrow or because he learns not to do it, im either way at this stage

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link

nope still think it tbh

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link

another epl gameweek another cunt ref out there sponsoring assault on spurs players

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link

wow thats an incredibly stupid effort of a tackle to make in the box, this must be spurs

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link

classic BBC, Spurs win puts them on 34 points "level with Man United" - anybody else? no? ah go fuck yerselves

the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 21:25 (four years ago) link

Lol Utd

groovypanda, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 21:29 (four years ago) link


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