https://www.coca-cola.co.uk/content/dam/journey/gb/en/private/2019/september/diet-coke-lead.png
Or maybe this is just another "how do you do fellow kids"
― closed beta (NotEnough), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 12:54 (four years ago) link
http://www.coca-cola.co.uk/content/dam/journey/gb/en/private/2019/september/diet-coke-lead.png
― closed beta (NotEnough), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 12:55 (four years ago) link
it's been horrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f8pA5qZGzo&feature=emb_title
― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 12:56 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f8pA5qZGzo
― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 12:57 (four years ago) link
next level basic, baby ;_;
― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link
Oatly's obnoxious ads are on every bus stop locally at the moment, including directly opposite my flat. Thankfully I think of this thread every time I see them, which helps offset the daily horror.
― brain (krakow), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link
stealing that image upthread for most 2020 images
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link
New snack at work being shared as artisanal low calorie food. “Pork Clouds”. Same fucking pork skins you find in any gas station east of the Mississippi. Except in a black bag...with some justified type. https://t.co/odxgBEmjMK pic.twitter.com/nTQGGFGg6T— Lucidbeaming (@lucidbeaming) January 22, 2020
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 23:45 (four years ago) link
out of interest are these what would be called pork scratchings in the UK? it looks like it.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 25 January 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link
Yes
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 25 January 2020 22:28 (four years ago) link
https://digitalcontent.api.tesco.com/v2/media/ghs/7c9426f2-d16f-4c62-9ab0-9adb7004f338/b2bb2455-2bdd-471e-ba91-608cef6f82f0.jpeg?h=540&w=540
glad to be a doomed miserable alcoholic when I come across deplorable twee bullshit like this when doing online booze-shop on Tesco
― calzino, Monday, 2 March 2020 01:00 (four years ago) link
different but similar... (thread)
a couple months ago, a fellow millennial colleague and I tried to explain the 'whimsy' fad of the early 2000s to our gen Z colleague. we were like, you don't understand how bad it was. we participated in public pillow fights — we did graffiti that said 'you are beautiful' —— fangmeli (@pangmeli) March 31, 2020
to this day I cringe when I see something with the same spiritual circuitry as that fad, like 'little free libraries' or strangers in opposite high-rise buildings sending messages to each other via signs in their windows— fangmeli (@pangmeli) March 31, 2020
I think that fad feels shameful to me because it's a confluence of things I don't believe in anymore — pushing intimacy instead of letting it grow at its own pace, performing community/connectivity instead of building it, seeing boundaries as obstructive instead of protective etc— fangmeli (@pangmeli) March 31, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:10 (four years ago) link
it's a performance alright - I mean re: all this this nauseating happy clappy bullshit in the UK. You voted for the tories now it is the time to take your medicine. Good things can grow in communities but this feels so forced and awkward and dishonest. Just crude propagandist denialism at a time when they should be putting all that energy into building gallows!
― calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link
otm
― budo jeru, Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:27 (four years ago) link
Oh no, it's still here.
wow who knew buying vegan bacon could make me feel this disgusted in myself pic.twitter.com/ve2CDLrD2Y— Vex Ashley 🩸 (@vextape) April 29, 2020
― emil.y, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 18:35 (three years ago) link
if anything the lockdown should generate more of this shit
― clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link
My god, the PUNCTUATION alone on that thing...
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link
we want you to nom nom it tooThis is egregious and repulsive.
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 30 April 2020 04:28 (three years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/ea2ce9989bdb99314d2956e393ee1efa/2e10d4dbf36cea57-c7/s1280x1920/d24c3034242f8e21eba8625ffcc9874d66f5f149.jpghttps://66.media.tumblr.com/7f19b8d39a829000b9ac42f2d27835f5/2e10d4dbf36cea57-5c/s1280x1920/741e0ce5152ccc61d1d9618bfde297718daa53a4.jpg
― Millennials are using this app to speak in just 3 weeks. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 May 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link
jesus christ
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 May 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link
what
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Monday, 4 May 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
wasn't expecting this, went to order directly from Dodax to avoid Amazon ." Your order has been placed!You did everything right, now it’s on us to verify and process. Checking the arrival of your payment and other boring stuff we’re glad our bookkeeping department does it for us. As soon as we have their GO we’ll go.We appreciate your trust in our nimbly hands and promise we’ll do our best to send your items soonest possible. One item is ready, one item gets the move on! (Perhaps devided into several shipments.)Below you can see a short summarization of your order – aka anticipation list.As soon as your items are leaving our hands you’ll receive another notification. "
That is that aesthetic isn't it?
― Stevolende, Saturday, 9 May 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link
oh yes
― Flaneuring Bevan (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 May 2020 17:10 (three years ago) link
among outdoor product retailers, moosejaw.com also fully subscribes to this tweeness-used-as-a-joke-without-humor aesthetic.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 May 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link
'our nimbly hands' fuck right off
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Saturday, 9 May 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link
for the sake of my mental health, i do not want to read the word "awesomesauce" in the context of a psychotherapy practice
― sarahell, Sunday, 10 May 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link
Wackaging is a new term for me but this fits the bill
Is there any sector so sullied by #wackaging as the granola industry? What is it about the hawking of clustered oats that provokes such purple prose? pic.twitter.com/EbsjOzSHdh— Max Tundra (@MaxTundra) May 29, 2020
― BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Friday, 29 May 2020 12:02 (three years ago) link
ugh I want to smash that box
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 29 May 2020 12:46 (three years ago) link
The word "wackaging" makes me ill. It's somehow nearly as bad as the thing itself.
― trishyb, Friday, 29 May 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link
White guys of a certain age who love old school Hip Hop are up there with aging Wellers
― Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 May 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link
The package design and branding messaging on it are not appealing to me, but Max Tundra does not know what "purple prose" is. This example doesn't land anywhere close to "purple prose".
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 29 May 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link
the only purple prose is his text !
― budo jeru, Friday, 29 May 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link
this isn't exactly the right thread, but does anybody feel like helping me pinpoint real-world examples of the creepy faux-rustic aesthetic of Village Brand food in number six's kitchen ? do we have a thread where we talk about the conspicuous inconspicuousness of generic brands that evoke ye olde general store / simpler times and feature uber-simple / sleek design + crude cutesy drawings of benevolent objects ?
https://i.imgur.com/bxbkOCH.png
trader joe's sort of ?
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 12:32 (three years ago) link
http://fuel-design.com/publishing/own-label/
http://fuel-design.com/media/_/own-label/218-219.jpg.1200x800_q90.jpg
― koogs, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 13:38 (three years ago) link
johnny trunk had a similar book out as well iirc. something about biscuits.
― koogs, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 13:39 (three years ago) link
lol, that was the trunk book.
― koogs, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 13:40 (three years ago) link
that egg is from the late '50s I don't want to nom nom it
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link
xp thanks koogs
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link
these are the trunk biscuits i was thinking of (a cd of jingles)
https://www.trunkrecords.com/turntable/biscuits.shtml
― koogs, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link
The Sainsburys archive is great. Sure we were discussing it somewhere.https://www.sainsburyarchive.org.uk/timeline/150
― kinder, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link
https://www.imgur.com/QILYj9k.jpeg
― conrad, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link
oh my god FUCK OFF
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
I'm sure the Bangladeshi sweatshop workers making their jackets appreciate that message 🙃
― Neil S, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link
Twattery of the highest order, Coco Pops possibly the worst single infringement
― Ivan Scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link
Altho urging people to read as if any old shite is somehow improving always gets a rise out of me too
― Ivan Scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
the fake-working-class remember-the-80s aspects of the ISA grind my gears, but "drink good coffee" is real mask off stuff.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
Fuck you pic.twitter.com/vDSfK361bw— Shrieking Tinman (@phased_bemused) June 23, 2020
― calzino, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link
Love to see the phrase "wee wee wee" on something I'm about to drink
― kinder, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link
I just opened up a new pack of uncompostable, non-biodegradable trash bags, from a regular degular brand (Brabantia) and when I unfolded the first one I saw that it had words written on the side:“MAKING ROOM FOR BIGGER DREAMS”what??
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 21:29 (three years ago) link