No it isn't
― We Jam von Economo (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 20 January 2020 20:08 (four years ago) link
i'm australian like i've always said
― treeship., Monday, 20 January 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link
i began to suspect this was true when I could not verify the existence of Kentucky Fried Chicken University
― I have not yet begun to fart (rip van wanko), Monday, 20 January 2020 20:13 (four years ago) link
Why does this borad exist.
― pomenitul, Monday, 20 January 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link
i made the noise board back when i used to publish under the name "whiney g. weingarten"
― treeship., Monday, 20 January 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
Sheesh, feeling so real rn
(mod req: plz to remove my e-mail address from this. that's a bit too real y'know?)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 January 2020 20:31 (four years ago) link
What is happening
― Rhoda from Steubenville (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 January 2020 20:32 (four years ago) link
hey, not much. you?
― Evan, Monday, 20 January 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link
Nm, just a bit of casual doxxing.
― pomenitul, Monday, 20 January 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
i wonder if the dm feature should be removed from ilx
darraghmac's posts can be difficult to parse sometimes but this is going too far.
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Monday, 20 January 2020 19:32 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
ffs i literally made this joke immediately after tris posted
ye ppl
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 20 January 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 20 January 2020 21:10 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― mark s, Monday, 20 January 2020 21:13 (four years ago) link
Treesh, I am sorry I used all those sock accounts to send you dick pics.
― sarahell, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 05:16 (four years ago) link
I’m not!
― ingredience (map), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 06:53 (four years ago) link
Wait, have we all been sending him dick pics this whole time?
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 07:03 (four years ago) link
Yes but we've only sent him mittel-Europäische schwanz pix iirc
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 08:21 (four years ago) link
― I have not yet begun to fart (rip van wanko), Monday, 20 January 2020 20:13 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
lol btw
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 12:26 (four years ago) link
any reference to Twitter as "this bird app"
― groovemaaan, Tuesday, December 31, 2019 7:05 AM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink
I haven't seen this but I like it :)
― flappy bird, Tuesday, January 14, 2020 12:37 AM (one week ago)
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 09:26 (four years ago) link
great revive― pomenitul, Tuesday, January 28, 2020 10:43 AM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglinkffs― the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, January 28, 2020 10:44 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Marat/Sade (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link
i spend months and months putting in the work on 'great revive' and pom gets the credit on the pvmic thraed
disgusting
― the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 16:02 (four years ago) link
ffs
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 16:04 (four years ago) link
i don't know why i bother, i really don't
― the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 16:05 (four years ago) link
Alright, James Redd and bg, into the fight thread you go!
Grudge match time!
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link
HADOUKEN
― the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link
tbh almost posted great revive― que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, January 12, 2020 5:42 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglinkBut liked the one-two punch of the other
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Marat/Sade (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link
fine, but i'm still consulting my lawyer
― the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link
Not to guild the lily, but there’s also this sequence:great revive amirite― pomenitul, Friday, January 24, 2020 5:56 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglinkffs― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, January 24, 2020 5:56 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink...this is the noise the dead* make when yet another terrible calum thread is revived*me― mark s, Friday, January 24, 2020 6:32 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglinkpom is already on record as this being a great revive, sorry― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, January 24, 2020 6:34 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Marat/Sade (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link
https://media3.giphy.com/media/1knIXb9KYylFe/source.gif
― mark s, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link
i spend months and months putting in the work on 'great revive' and pom gets the credit on the pvmic thraeddisgusting
😘
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:34 (four years ago) link
why must you torment me, haven't i suffered enough
― the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link
great®️revive™️
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Marat/Sade (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link
I'd imagine the form-fitting N95 masks I have do a respectable job of reducing inhaled bronchial aerosols. The main problem will be that not many people have the experience from infectious medicine health care to remove them, gloves, and other protective clothing in a way that doesn't contaminate their bodies or home. The closest experience I have is cancer cell culture in a lab (ambient microbes kill human cell lines in petri dishes), which took days to learn. I imagine if it comes to a lockdown, I could set up my apt entrance with a small table, waste bin, hand sanitizer, spray bottles of Everclear and bleach. Outer garments left outside, laundry bagged, everything sprayed down with bleach and then covered with a tarp and weights to prevent air circulation.
There are already runs on masks at home improvement stores through the US. Later today I plan on seeing the situation on hand-sanitizer. 190 proof grain neutral spirits in a spray bottle will do in a pinch, though, and are just a dilution away from vodka.
― Darth Bambi (Sanpaku), Wednesday, January 29, 2020 2:02 PM (one hour ago)
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:20 (four years ago) link
lmao
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link
iconic
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:35 (four years ago) link
surely self-parody, on par with Poe's "A Predicament"
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link
dunno if our boy is blessed with sufficient self-awareness tbqh
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link
FWIW it paints a very vivid picture of someone living in the world of 28 Days Later.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link
I'd be delighted to learn sanpaku is a kaufmenesque, long-game sock
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link
just the kind of speculation a long-game puppeteer would end up making eventually, isn't it
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:50 (four years ago) link
FWIW it paints a very vivid picture of someone living in the world of /28 Days Later/.
― Baby yoda laid an egg (wins), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link
I didn’t post it here to be mean. Sanpaku drives me crazy from time to time but so do all of you; let him be. With his decontamination systems.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link
Personally after every time I browse ilx I delete my history, clear my cache, set my phone on fire and get a new one.
― Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link
That last Tombot post is otm in many ways
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 21:25 (four years ago) link
snpk's tendency toward hyperbole sometimes spills over into disinformation which given what he's obsessed with... sucks
― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link
but whatever i am also always posting in character
― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 21:48 (four years ago) link
Brad ur character is a sweetheart tho
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link
Character is destiny
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 22:30 (four years ago) link
whoever said that reading him write about a topic you know about is enough to cure you of his "expertise" was otm
― Mordy, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 22:55 (four years ago) link
that was caek, I’m pretty sure. Regardless, I refuse to genuinely dislike people on ILX anymore. There’s not enough of us left and the Internet is not a place for seriously disagreeing with anyone.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 23:37 (four years ago) link
wrong thread
― (darraghpc) vs (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 23:42 (four years ago) link
True, that wasn’t in character at all
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 23:45 (four years ago) link