posts very much in character

Yeah the only time I used it was to apologize to someone :-/

so all evidence, mine included, indicates that the dm feature is not actually a tool of hostility

here

it's also very useful for under-the-radar "YSI" links :)

i wonder if the dm feature should be removed from ilx

darraghmac's posts can be difficult to parse sometimes but this is going too far.

lol

people forget that it was frederik b who originally programmed the dm feature. more people need to read the faq

what an ear he has for dialect

Denmark isn't mitteleuropa/Central Europe, and could you please turn down the celtsplaining, deems?

Neider is Nederland.

slow news day i see

adding to the chorus here that LBI is real, named G3rard, and iirc I'm friends with him on facebook and all his details line up with the bio he's presented here! and I don't think anyone's ever implied he is or has created any sockpuppet accounts outside of the "european ilxors are all the same guy" conspiracy

my more humorous take on the location conspiracy is that any poster that has a city/state/country in their name absolutely does not live in that location

although I did once see 'alex in montreal' in said city but that may be the exception that proves the rule

my more humorous take on the location conspiracy is that any poster that has a city/state/country in their name absolutely does not live in that location

― babu frik fan account (mh), Monday, January 20, 2020 11:50 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is true.

No it isn't

i'm australian like i've always said

i began to suspect this was true when I could not verify the existence of Kentucky Fried Chicken University

Why does this borad exist.

i made the noise board back when i used to publish under the name "whiney g. weingarten"

Sheesh, feeling so real rn

(mod req: plz to remove my e-mail address from this. that's a bit too real y'know?)

What is happening

hey, not much. you?

Nm, just a bit of casual doxxing.

i wonder if the dm feature should be removed from ilx

darraghmac's posts can be difficult to parse sometimes but this is going too far.

― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Monday, 20 January 2020 19:32 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

ffs i literally made this joke immediately after tris posted

ye ppl

i wonder if the dm feature should be removed from ilx

darraghmac's posts can be difficult to parse sometimes but this is going too far.

― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Monday, 20 January 2020 19:32 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

ffs i literally made this joke immediately after tris posted

ye ppl

― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 20 January 2020 21:10 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Treesh, I am sorry I used all those sock accounts to send you dick pics.

I’m not!

Wait, have we all been sending him dick pics this whole time?

Yes but we've only sent him mittel-Europäische schwanz pix iirc

i began to suspect this was true when I could not verify the existence of Kentucky Fried Chicken University

― I have not yet begun to fart (rip van wanko), Monday, 20 January 2020 20:13 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lol btw

any reference to Twitter as "this bird app"

― groovemaaan, Tuesday, December 31, 2019 7:05 AM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

I haven't seen this but I like it :)

― flappy bird, Tuesday, January 14, 2020 12:37 AM (one week ago)

great revive

― pomenitul, Tuesday, January 28, 2020 10:43 AM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ffs

― the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, January 28, 2020 10:44 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i spend months and months putting in the work on 'great revive' and pom gets the credit on the pvmic thraed

disgusting

ffs

i don't know why i bother, i really don't

Alright, James Redd and bg, into the fight thread you go!

Grudge match time!

HADOUKEN

tbh almost posted

great revive

― que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, January 12, 2020 5:42 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

But liked the one-two punch of the other

fine, but i'm still consulting my lawyer

Not to guild the lily, but there’s also this sequence:

great revive amirite

― pomenitul, Friday, January 24, 2020 5:56 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

ffs

― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, January 24, 2020 5:56 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
...

this is the noise the dead* make when yet another terrible calum thread is revived

*me

― mark s, Friday, January 24, 2020 6:32 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

pom is already on record as this being a great revive, sorry

― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, January 24, 2020 6:34 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://media3.giphy.com/media/1knIXb9KYylFe/source.gif

i spend months and months putting in the work on 'great revive' and pom gets the credit on the pvmic thraed

disgusting

😘

why must you torment me, haven't i suffered enough

great®️revive™️

I'd imagine the form-fitting N95 masks I have do a respectable job of reducing inhaled bronchial aerosols. The main problem will be that not many people have the experience from infectious medicine health care to remove them, gloves, and other protective clothing in a way that doesn't contaminate their bodies or home. The closest experience I have is cancer cell culture in a lab (ambient microbes kill human cell lines in petri dishes), which took days to learn. I imagine if it comes to a lockdown, I could set up my apt entrance with a small table, waste bin, hand sanitizer, spray bottles of Everclear and bleach. Outer garments left outside, laundry bagged, everything sprayed down with bleach and then covered with a tarp and weights to prevent air circulation.

There are already runs on masks at home improvement stores through the US. Later today I plan on seeing the situation on hand-sanitizer. 190 proof grain neutral spirits in a spray bottle will do in a pinch, though, and are just a dilution away from vodka.

― Darth Bambi (Sanpaku), Wednesday, January 29, 2020 2:02 PM (one hour ago)

lmao

iconic

surely self-parody, on par with Poe's "A Predicament"

dunno if our boy is blessed with sufficient self-awareness tbqh

FWIW it paints a very vivid picture of someone living in the world of 28 Days Later.

I'd be delighted to learn sanpaku is a kaufmenesque, long-game sock