Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

oh man that is a season-defining second half

For Wolves altho possibly for Haaland too

Blimey first on MotD you honour us Mr Lineker

Jimenez after the penalty runs straight in to grab the ball and get started <3

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SMS Message: Vardy just oozes class. That's why it's the best league in the world. And I'm an Arsenal fan! from J Staggs, High Wycombe

I think that Antonio Puerta's death from a mid-game cardiac arrest in 2007 was bad...and I'm a Mansfield Town fan!

paid for a sky day pass and then they announced the man u team ;_;

J Staggs otm, best lol in the world

Boz Staggs

should stick that insipid tinned chilli con carne, it's still much hotter than his hot-takes

Utd's CBs up against VVD is a cruel joke

what a fucking mess

maguire and fred just shoved/shrugged off the ball, time and again.

Don't see why that goal was disallowed tbf. Nor why ManU players were so aggro.

it was a foul every single time. But de Gea was stupid

in any case, this is pathetic

it's comedic. "Hey, we're in a great spot, let's run into each other and then let fred shoot."

and yet it should still be 1-1

Mata for Pereira, Greenwood for James and we might have a chance

Ole's too much of a coward though

Rashford was carrying a single stress fracture in his back, now has a double stress fracture after Wolves game. Expected to be out for 2-3 months. Also has piece of floating bone in his ankle requiring non-intrusive surgery to remove. Been playing thru immense pain to help #mufc

— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) January 19, 2020

how is this club so fucking stupid

it's hard when you can't afford a big squad

lol

This, featuring Alan Pardew and Chris Powell, is quite simply superb.

ADO Den Haag fans, we salute you. 👏 pic.twitter.com/z6Yfd0p5w9

— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) January 19, 2020

(degradatiespook = relegation ghost, phrase used for teams in danger of going down)

Pards has won his first league match today btw.

Ole's refusal to make subs is pathological

i know and he's got Lingard there itching to freshen things up

Time to change thread title to "Liverpool won't not win the Premiership"

kudos to the lad on the BBC site who gave us "OGS couldn't coach a slug to eat a bedding plant"

^ ha yeah, just enjoyed envisioning that myself

Fred is a hero btw

The only Utd player who's consistently given a shit this season (while the rest have just been consistently shit)

So Maguire hasn't helped much?

(Serious question, haven't seen many of their matches this year)

he's been average to terrible

I will go to my grave maintaining that this Liverpool team aren't that good

and we're not even in the same universe as them

just thankful that wasn't a complete embarrassment tbh

Twas an enjoyable game that couldve finished 1-1 or 5-0

Just sign the bloody book Vardy! #Poorform pic.twitter.com/d9TRuc8Heq

— Jamie Seedhead Vardy (@SeedheadVardy) January 19, 2020

Wolves reportedly acquired Daniel Podence from Olympiakos.

He was excellent against Spurs in the CL.

yeah i've been holding my breath until the signature is done, but with Podence and young Ecuadorian international Leonardo Campana signed this has been a fun window, i can't wait to see how they settle in

absolutely don't believe the Dani Olmo story, his agent's just trying to ramp the price. Nelson Oliveira would be decent respite cover for Raul tho.

I was born with a rare behavioural disorder that causes me to violently wristlock anybody who offers to predetermine the outcome of a professional football fixture for me and I tell you what if you offered me a point out of tonight's game I'd snap your hand off

probably best not to talk about snapping bones before playing Watford

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You love to see it

just think, you could have snapped off someone's hand and gotten 2 fewer points!

Everton lol

Watford time-wasting from the 30th minute lmao

Lejeune 90+4
Lejeune 90+5

omg lol Ancelotti will be hitting the vino

I wish everyone at Newcastle United Football Club other than Steve Bruce would accept the necessity of Steve Bruce no longer being a thing people have to think about

now if only Arsenal would finish the job

really wish somebody at the Beeb would tell Karen Carney she's supposed to maintain the illusion of neutrality