Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

jesus fucking christ

Could be worse, we could be Villa

Yay, Neto's "goals not robbed by fucking VAR" score reaches 50%

BOOYAAH

apparently VAR is good now nah only joking

omg the one time I took a late shower and they score twice. jfc.

I should do that more often.

didn't see either goal.

good shout, i ignore everything but Twitter when we're losing

unless i'm actually watching the game, obv

I hate missing comebacks. oh well - just glad it happened, now get #3.

they call 2-0 the most dangerous lead for a reason

GOALLLL

now, was Traore onside?

oh yes, definitely, by more than a full step

wow VAR saved us for once

god i love this fucking team

as soon as I saw Traore digging in for a run I hoped Raul would feed him and he did. lights out at that point.

he just requires so much attention that a dude like Jimenez can poach

oh dear God, Jimenez, don't be dead

The strikerless Villa have somehow stuck one in; the Mings Bollock remains tantalisingly undropped with ten to go

had to be Grealish

in other news david luiz continues to have these brainless moments

6 minutes added ffs

Jesus, Haaland came on as a sub in the 56th minute with Dortmund 3-1 down and had a debut hat trick twenty minutes later.

oh man that is a season-defining second half

For Wolves altho possibly for Haaland too

Blimey first on MotD you honour us Mr Lineker

Jimenez after the penalty runs straight in to grab the ball and get started <3

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I think that Antonio Puerta's death from a mid-game cardiac arrest in 2007 was bad...and I'm a Mansfield Town fan!

paid for a sky day pass and then they announced the man u team ;_;

J Staggs otm, best lol in the world

Boz Staggs

should stick that insipid tinned chilli con carne, it's still much hotter than his hot-takes

Utd's CBs up against VVD is a cruel joke

what a fucking mess

maguire and fred just shoved/shrugged off the ball, time and again.

Don't see why that goal was disallowed tbf. Nor why ManU players were so aggro.

it was a foul every single time. But de Gea was stupid

in any case, this is pathetic

it's comedic. "Hey, we're in a great spot, let's run into each other and then let fred shoot."

and yet it should still be 1-1

Mata for Pereira, Greenwood for James and we might have a chance

Ole's too much of a coward though

Rashford was carrying a single stress fracture in his back, now has a double stress fracture after Wolves game. Expected to be out for 2-3 months. Also has piece of floating bone in his ankle requiring non-intrusive surgery to remove. Been playing thru immense pain to help #mufc

— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) January 19, 2020

how is this club so fucking stupid

it's hard when you can't afford a big squad

lol

This, featuring Alan Pardew and Chris Powell, is quite simply superb.

ADO Den Haag fans, we salute you. 👏 pic.twitter.com/z6Yfd0p5w9

— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) January 19, 2020

(degradatiespook = relegation ghost, phrase used for teams in danger of going down)

Pards has won his first league match today btw.

Ole's refusal to make subs is pathological

i know and he's got Lingard there itching to freshen things up

Time to change thread title to "Liverpool won't not win the Premiership"

kudos to the lad on the BBC site who gave us "OGS couldn't coach a slug to eat a bedding plant"

^ ha yeah, just enjoyed envisioning that myself