pretty sure im taking "assume deer dead" to the grave
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 January 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link
At Hy-Vee Classic bb games sitting near couple who owns the Dairy Queen in Windsor Heights where I go for you know what. Yum.— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) December 16, 2017
it never occurred to me, but what if the DQ franchisee is a big Grassley donor? maybe this has been sponcon all along
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:15 (four years ago) link
@ChuckGrassley Followers legitimately asked about condition of dear that attacked our Prius I didn't hv a flashlight to check on critter— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) October 27, 2012
I hate him but on Twitter he is a treasure
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link
xp: okay clearly Grassley fucks at the DQ
the Dairy Queen in Windsor Heights where I go for you know what. Yum.
Why would a politician in this day and age ever so willingly open himself to innuendo and speculation in this manner
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:18 (four years ago) link
lol, xpost
more like HARD SERVE, amirite
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:20 (four years ago) link
I've gone to that location multiple times to check for illicit activity but found only a well-crafted Blizzard
if the weather wasn't so bad right now I'd go again. all this talk is making me hungry
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:22 (four years ago) link
A butterscotch cone going down on Grassley in the parking lot mmm
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link
hell i'm might give this a try
Last night I dreamt about the end of the world which I survived to be tortured by faceless security forces. Tonight I hope for something with guaranteed health care.— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) January 10, 2020
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link
damn feels good, i see why morbs does it
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link
thats morbs guy tho
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 January 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link
Powerless people who trash each other in comment threads depress me, but then I think of ice cream, and then vegans, and it starts again.— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) January 6, 2015
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link
brb, setting up a "WHO SAID IT: Dennis Perrin or Chuck Grassley?" quiz
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
is Perrin quoting CSNY?
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
xp poll plz
― The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link
Perrin or Grassley? captcha on the ilx login
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
remember what tha homie nietsche said y'all "whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster"— Xeni Jardin (@xeni) June 14, 2016
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
ilx wholeheartedly embracing perrin and posting him nonstop might actually be the only way to break morbs of the habit
― Mordy, Friday, 17 January 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
loll
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 January 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/h6v5jKOQHB— denise perkins (@lucasmurphy62) June 9, 2019
― Evan, Friday, 17 January 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link
“If you think about it, everything is created from the inside out. Think of the seed from which the plant grows, the embryo that gives rise to the fully developed infant, even the building that emerges from the… https://t.co/2cFsvgAUvL— Dennis Perrin (@perrinpainter) January 17, 2020
― call all destroyer, Friday, 17 January 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
pennis derrin
― na (NA), Friday, 17 January 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link
also what i'm seeing now is that perrin has lots of tweets i'd enjoy morbs just posts the worst ones
― Mordy, Friday, 17 January 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link
It's sweater time again. Go to your sweaters. Love your sweaters. pic.twitter.com/skyNRGm556— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) November 5, 2019
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Friday, 17 January 2020 21:13 (four years ago) link
hates obama, loves sweaters
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Friday, 17 January 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link
better or worse than fake Nixon tweetsdon’t have a problem just skipping over these anywho
― brimstead, Friday, 17 January 2020 21:16 (four years ago) link
great shot of yr forehead dennis!
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 January 2020 21:24 (four years ago) link
Thanks!
... oh shit
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 21:28 (four years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 January 2020 21:55 (four years ago) link
I just had to call the police because @target Refused to sell me the toothbrush— David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt) January 17, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 January 2020 21:56 (four years ago) link
lmao at the expression of the manager in the previous tweet
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 January 2020 21:58 (four years ago) link
Hey @Walmart your Hanover, MA manager Ronald C Carbone is refusing to honor a price match on @NintendoAmerica #NintendoSwitch #games as advertised pic.twitter.com/nYcPzgYIJw— David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt) December 6, 2018
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 January 2020 22:04 (four years ago) link
very relatable expression
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 17 January 2020 22:04 (four years ago) link
oh god i want to kill this man
― bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 17 January 2020 22:07 (four years ago) link
a total fuckhead
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 January 2020 22:08 (four years ago) link
he’s got one social justice issue, and folks, it’s a good one
― babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 17 January 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link
......the pricematcher
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 January 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link
it is the essence of Officer Jim Arnaud in a tweet
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 17 January 2020 22:19 (four years ago) link
I have not been able to afford to go to a dentist in over three years. So yes I wanted a good toothbrush and was thrilled to see such an amazing prize on an @OralB but @target refused to honor it and now I have to take them to court— David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt) January 17, 2020
Something audibly popped inside my brain after reading this. I think I'm dead now, guys.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 January 2020 23:21 (four years ago) link
I hope he takes Target to Cavity Court!
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Friday, 17 January 2020 23:22 (four years ago) link
leavitt m8 issnot worthitt
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Friday, 17 January 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link
take him to cuticle court and lock him in proximal nail fold jail.
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 17 January 2020 23:30 (four years ago) link
is teri single, asking for a friend
― babu frik fan account (mh), Saturday, 18 January 2020 03:25 (four years ago) link
howbout u quit the fucking board instead, esp if you think Rush was anything other than a shit band
This kind of biting, not at all puerile criticism doesn't really work whenever all the Yo La Tengo film buff nerds go after an actual proper rock band; it doesn't really work when in their corner is some piss-weak late 90s excuse of an indie-rock band for middlebrow Christgau fuckwits to wet themselves over
― Master of Treacle, Saturday, 18 January 2020 03:27 (four years ago) link
wait are yo la tengo fighting rush
― lag∞n, Saturday, 18 January 2020 03:28 (four years ago) link
only on DAZN
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Saturday, 18 January 2020 03:31 (four years ago) link
lol
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 18 January 2020 03:34 (four years ago) link
georgia vs geddy cage match
― mookieproof, Saturday, 18 January 2020 03:36 (four years ago) link
i was trying to remember why I know David Leavitt's name. He is only known because he made jokes about the Manchester shooting right?
― Yerac, Saturday, 18 January 2020 03:45 (four years ago) link