time to kill dennis perrin tweets

If Bobby Gillespie is on twitter that's my guy.

Know we take comments like yours very seriously. So we can best help, we would like to gather your contact information and have someone reach out to you personally. Can you please send us a DM with your phone number and best time to reach you?

— Windex (@Windex) November 6, 2019

Damn, omitted the most important part:

This is @justshitpoasts' mom, I just arrived home and found him dead lying next to an empty bottle of @Windex😰 - I've called the cops, @CNN and my lawyers. You will be hearing from us. https://t.co/1JazjMGFRk

— justshitpoasts🍪 (@justshitpoasts) November 6, 2019

Report unsafe products on https://t.co/qFWdMF6Xk0 pic.twitter.com/1nNl2HCRoT

— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) January 17, 2020

We can have another thread if necessary to advertise sub-jerky boys fare that would call for the eradication of Twitter rather than its banishing from ILX, those would do fine there.

It's so cool that Chuck Grassley tweets like my worst students write!!

Fred and I hit a deer on hiway 136 south of Dyersville. After I pulled fender rubbing on tire we continued to farm. Assume deer dead

— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) October 26, 2012

xp what are their feelings on Dairy Queen?

pretty sure im taking "assume deer dead" to the grave

At Hy-Vee Classic bb games sitting near couple who owns the Dairy Queen in Windsor Heights where I go for you know what. Yum.

— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) December 16, 2017

it never occurred to me, but what if the DQ franchisee is a big Grassley donor? maybe this has been sponcon all along

@ChuckGrassley Followers legitimately asked about condition of dear that attacked our Prius I didn't hv a flashlight to check on critter

— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) October 27, 2012

I hate him but on Twitter he is a treasure

xp: okay clearly Grassley fucks at the DQ

the Dairy Queen in Windsor Heights where I go for you know what. Yum.

Why would a politician in this day and age ever so willingly open himself to innuendo and speculation in this manner

lol, xpost

more like HARD SERVE, amirite

I've gone to that location multiple times to check for illicit activity but found only a well-crafted Blizzard

if the weather wasn't so bad right now I'd go again. all this talk is making me hungry

A butterscotch cone going down on Grassley in the parking lot mmm

hell i'm might give this a try

Last night I dreamt about the end of the world which I survived to be tortured by faceless security forces. Tonight I hope for something with guaranteed health care.

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) January 10, 2020

damn feels good, i see why morbs does it

thats morbs guy tho

Powerless people who trash each other in comment threads depress me, but then I think of ice cream, and then vegans, and it starts again.

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) January 6, 2015

brb, setting up a "WHO SAID IT: Dennis Perrin or Chuck Grassley?" quiz

is Perrin quoting CSNY?

xp poll plz

Perrin or Grassley? captcha on the ilx login

remember what tha homie nietsche said y'all "whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster"

— Xeni Jardin (@xeni) June 14, 2016

ilx wholeheartedly embracing perrin and posting him nonstop might actually be the only way to break morbs of the habit

loll

pic.twitter.com/h6v5jKOQHB

— denise perkins (@lucasmurphy62) June 9, 2019

“If you think about it, everything is created from the inside out. Think of the seed from which the plant grows, the embryo that gives rise to the fully developed infant, even the building that emerges from the… https://t.co/2cFsvgAUvL

— Dennis Perrin (@perrinpainter) January 17, 2020

pennis derrin

also what i'm seeing now is that perrin has lots of tweets i'd enjoy morbs just posts the worst ones

It's sweater time again. Go to your sweaters. Love your sweaters. pic.twitter.com/skyNRGm556

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) November 5, 2019

hates obama, loves sweaters

better or worse than fake Nixon tweets

don’t have a problem just skipping over these anywho

great shot of yr forehead dennis!

Thanks!

... oh shit

lmao

I just had to call the police because @target Refused to sell me the toothbrush

— David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt) January 17, 2020

lmao at the expression of the manager in the previous tweet

Hey @Walmart your Hanover, MA manager Ronald C Carbone is refusing to honor a price match on @NintendoAmerica #NintendoSwitch #games as advertised pic.twitter.com/nYcPzgYIJw

— David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt) December 6, 2018

very relatable expression

oh god i want to kill this man

a total fuckhead

he’s got one social justice issue, and folks, it’s a good one

......the pricematcher

it is the essence of Officer Jim Arnaud in a tweet

I have not been able to afford to go to a dentist in over three years. So yes I wanted a good toothbrush and was thrilled to see such an amazing prize on an @OralB but @target refused to honor it and now I have to take them to court

— David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt) January 17, 2020

Something audibly popped inside my brain after reading this. I think I'm dead now, guys.

I hope he takes Target to Cavity Court!

leavitt m8 issnot worthitt