memeking
― mark s, Friday, 17 January 2020 12:31 (four years ago) link
is the deployment of the word 'cunning' some kind of near-subliminal lesbian joke from matt or am i losing my mind (both may be true, i concede)
― que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 January 2020 12:31 (four years ago) link
I think both are true, yeah.
― steer karma (gyac), Friday, 17 January 2020 12:39 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roswPPr2t3U
― mark s, Friday, 17 January 2020 12:42 (four years ago) link
something for me to reflect on this weekend xp
― que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 January 2020 12:43 (four years ago) link
bg staring into space sadly while brushing his extremely fluffy cat
― steer karma (gyac), Friday, 17 January 2020 12:47 (four years ago) link
emo blofeld
― que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 January 2020 12:49 (four years ago) link
How tf has that remainiacs thing not been posted itt
― Baby yoda laid an egg (wins), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:15 (four years ago) link
It’s really powerful stuff. I could feel the shit for brains positively radiating from my phone screen when I saw it. Kinda love that an ex ilxor is involved too, must be like seeing someone you went to school with in the paper for fucking a dog or something
― Baby yoda laid an egg (wins), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link
xp it and the associated fools were discussed in the main thread
― steer karma (gyac), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:22 (four years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/BestForBritain/photos/a.1921153301457398/2513957022177020/?type=3&theater
(I'm aware this isn't the one, I suspect they have a lot in the tank)
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link
well thanks, I've just had a horrible 10 minutes scrolling through these, every single one of them belongs here and then some.
https://twitter.com/remainiacs_art
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link
jesus keep that garbage off my lovely thread of extremely bad UK political cartoons
(more evidence that matt is in fact good btw = look at the alternatives)
― mark s, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link
That’s a bit “this is the war room” if I may say so
― Baby yoda laid an egg (wins), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link
ha, the link in their twitter profile just goes to some rando, the incompetence of these people who present themselves as the only grownups in the country never fails to delight.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:54 (four years ago) link
you may indeed say so if you enjoy stepping on my joeks
― mark s, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:57 (four years ago) link
@ winsPost by steer karma (gyac) from bojo is king, brexit is on, stuff is fvcked, tomorrow starts here -- new govt new thread new battle on ILX - bojo is king, brexit is on, stuff is fvcked, tomorrow starts here -- new govt new thread new battle
― steer karma (gyac), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:59 (four years ago) link
I did indeed see that, was just surprised that this thread was revived and nobody mentioned itxp turns out I do sometimes
― Baby yoda laid an egg (wins), Friday, 17 January 2020 17:22 (four years ago) link
Posting this here not because Matt is bad, because maybe he is good, not going to have any opinion on this, but because it may be of tangential interest to posters itt
Today I am launching a competition: every month I'll give one of my cartoons to the person who can write the funniest caption for an uncaptioned cartoon – you can see this month's one below. Let's see if you can make me laugh 😜Reply or RT with your caption and #CaptionMatt pic.twitter.com/sLrwADhT6b— Matt Cartoons (@MattCartoonist) January 23, 2020
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 27 January 2020 11:48 (four years ago) link
broke: earning £650k a year for your inscrutable cock-and-balls artwoke: earning £650k a year while making your readers caption your inscrutable cock-and-balls art
― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 27 January 2020 11:50 (four years ago) link
bespoke: woke: earning £650k a year while making your readers caption your inscrutable cock-and-balls art and the only thing you have to part with in return is the napkin that you drew it on
― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 27 January 2020 11:52 (four years ago) link
more good cartoons in the bad cartoon thread with an all-purpose message that side-eyes literally everyone this morning
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPSexEOW4AARDa6?format=jpg
― mark s, Monday, 27 January 2020 13:56 (four years ago) link
Posting this here *not because Matt is bad*, because maybe he is good, not going to have any opinion on this, but because it may be of tangential interest to posters itt🐦[Today I am launching a competition: every month I’ll give one of my cartoons to the person who can write the funniest caption for an uncaptioned cartoon – you can see this month’s one below. Let’s see if you can make me laugh 😜Reply or RT with your caption and #CaptionMatt🕸 pic.twitter.com/sLrwADhT6b🕸— Matt Cartoons (@MattCartoonist) January 23, 2020🕸]🐦
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
Think the Spectator made the right call in swapping the gag.
Any @spectator readers out there ... the wrong image has been put with the wrong caption , or vice versa. I wasn’t deliberately trying to be nonsensical! pic.twitter.com/pyqkYzUNO2— Nick Newman (@Ncknwmn) February 21, 2020
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link
as that’s surely funnier than the actual caption his tweet should read “i wasn’t deliberately trying to be funny”
― Fizzles, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
he's no matt thats for sure
― mark s, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link
i wasn't deliberately trying to nail it again!
― mark s, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:25 (four years ago) link
it's pancake day! Now what shall I draw?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERjprfqWkAEEAMf?format=jpg&name=large
― Neil S, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 09:30 (four years ago) link
It has all the superfluous captions and lame visual gags of a Ben Garrison cartoon, but without any of his artistic talent. All four caricatures are bad but by far the worst is Corbyn, how long has he had to practice drawing him now?
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 09:35 (four years ago) link
I was hoping for this one. Unironically love Corbs
― hyds (gyac), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 09:35 (four years ago) link
Has he ever seen a picture of Lisa Nandy?
Keir Starmer as an icy Terminator is p cool
― Neil S, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 09:37 (four years ago) link
still hasn't downloaded humour module from meltnet!
― calzino, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 09:41 (four years ago) link
Lentils! Quinoa! er... Wooden spoons! I bet they're all wearing sandals, right guys?
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 10:09 (four years ago) link
xpAll right, listen. The Starmer’s an infiltration unit: part man, part machine. Underneath, it's a hyperrightwing ex-DPP, Labour First-controlled. Fully legitimate; very tough. But outside, it's leftish views and issues: unions, gays, tax - grown for the soft left.
― hyds (gyac), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 10:35 (four years ago) link
Quinoa-munching pancake-flipping
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 11:14 (four years ago) link
Couldn't even get the distinctive shape of RLB's head right, useless.
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 12:42 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1237826977672892420/UZ34ZTjG?format=jpg&name=900x900
the state of this fucking mess! Give Matt a pay rise.
― calzino, Thursday, 12 March 2020 11:15 (four years ago) link
oops probably belongs on bad FT articles that are accompanied with bad illustrations that look a bit like political cartoons thread, but never mind.
― calzino, Thursday, 12 March 2020 11:21 (four years ago) link
What's Stonehenge got to do with anything?
― chap, Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
Er, so, you know he's in, er, England? Fuck knows.
― God gave toilets rolls to you, gave toilet rolls to you (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link
There'll be a new motorway tunnel worth £2bn near it.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EY7HY5oWoAAP_1G?format=jpg&name=medium
from today's Irish Times, oh no the dreaded Boris Dancers.
― calzino, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 09:05 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EaJDwHeWAAE9B4b?format=jpg&name=900x900
― calzino, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 10:54 (three years ago) link
theyre giant waves but also they''re giant killer fish its, a metaphor
― mark s, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 11:12 (three years ago) link
there is probably the germ of a half decent idea for a cartoon there just completely bodged by a total hack!
― calzino, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 11:15 (three years ago) link
What' going on underneath Parliament there? Motorway junction across ploughed fields? A ribbon tied around the little green lump that Parliament's on?
― Tim, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 11:19 (three years ago) link
some of these lot do make Steve Bell look very good
― calzino, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 11:22 (three years ago) link
Marin Rownson in the Guardian just gets worse
― fetter, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link
I demand an update where one of the waves is engulfing a slave trader’s statue
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link