POLLer Skating Chiiiiiiild - The Beach Boys Love You

Johnny Carson definitely teh weirdest of the bunch. other than the song about wanting to pat his daughter on the butt

(baby, so no, it's not creepy, the execution is just weird)

Pat
Pat
Pat pat pat her on her butt
Butt
She's going to sleep, be quiet
Pat
Pat
Pat pat pat her on her buuuuuuutt

^ Actual Beach Boys lyrics, presumably about Wendy or Carnie Wilson

...and sung by Dennis, presumably whilst fantasizing about a Sizzler waitress.

kinda got annoyed at all of the people who reviewed the lyrics as creepy while seemingly intentionally pretending they didn't know it was about his damn kid.

I read one old review that called it a "pedophile anthem".

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it's been a long time since I heard this but it was a toss up between 'The Night Was So Young' and 'I'll Bet He's Nice'.

went for the latter

I Wanna Pick You Up is a totally cute dad song imo

Hey Little Tomboy is their actual pedo anthem

One of my favorite lyrics on this is in "Mona" - "I know you're gonna love Phil Spector"

I get voting "The Night Was So Young." Has some amazing group vocals. "Airplane" might be my favorite, though.

kinda got annoyed at all of the people who reviewed the lyrics as creepy while seemingly intentionally pretending they didn't know it was about his damn kid.

― papa stank (Neanderthal)

you can't have beach boys without creepy. i'm sorry, but you can't.

― diana krallice (rushomancy), Wednesday, March 9, 2016 2:48 PM (three years ago)

Honkin'
Honkin' down the gosh darn highway

Just love the image of someone gleefully doing this like it's a party and everyone around them being completely annoyed by the honking idiot.

I vaguely remember hearing as a kid that one of the Beach Boys had died via unspecified means and judging solely by the photo on the back of the album sleeve I just assumed it was Brian because he looked about twenty years older than everyone else.

Great album cover, btw.

I had this poster on my wall once upon a time, yet I've never heard the album, guess I finally need to.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj4kp7nhovnAhVLK80KHTK2D1AQjRx6BAgBEAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.shugarecords.com%2Fproducts%2Fp0268&psig=AOvVaw08cb6bfYnXC_1UmPrCBCcz&ust=1579364852892893

https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images1/1/0418/21/1977-beach-boys-love-promo-sexy-model_1_abe32fd4fefa819aaf8f6ce55c16b328.jpg

Except mine said Minneapolis.

I kinda want one tbh

There's a slim chance I may still have it, I'll check. It's a good excuse to dig through my collection, my wife wants me to sell 'em all.

That poster is hilarious. I assume a desperate ad exec, having procrastinated on the campaign until the morning when he was meant to present to Reprise, just snuck a copy of the album into that shot and swiped the camera from Kathy's husband immediately after he clicked the shutter.

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Johnny Carson

A real live wire

I know Christgau loved this...it went right past me many years ago; not sure if I'd feel differently today.

Used to love this at the height of my BBs obsession. Happened to listen to it again two days ago apropos of nothing, and ummm... not quite sure what I liked about it tbh.

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No votes for "Roller Skating Child"? That song is great!