yeah I was on the kickstarter trying to find out whaht masculine issues the sheets addressed and saw that. they raised ~$350k!
― Yerac, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link
just buy denim sheets, it's a fact that you never have to wash blue jeans
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link
with denim sheets, no more cumbersome checking of the quality and condition of your sheets! just touch any part of the sheet - has it turned dark and oily? is the fabric rigid and sticky? that's your Jax denim sheets letting you know it's time to replace the sheets with a fresh set!
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!đ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:00 (four years ago) link
reminded that washing my bedding was on the list of tasks last weekend and it still hasn't happened. thanks, thread
― babu frik fan account (mh), Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link
I am too lazy to look, but I bet someone somewhere is doing a Merino wool bed sheet that is marketed as "naturally bacteria resistant".
― beard papa, Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
I sleep standing up in a denim slanket anyway
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link
did i already mention my manly idea of throwing rocks at each other for cleanliness? why take a shower when you can become stronger by enduring what does not kill you - thrown rocks that can directly remove mud from your skin, in some cases?
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!đ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:59 (four years ago) link
don't have any friends? no problem, throw rocks straight up
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!đ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link
Just seen in my FB feed:
https://i.imgur.com/6Uc81yS.png
― Bougy! Bougie! BougĂ©! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:12 (four years ago) link
Some animals lived short and miserable lives to bring that product to the world.
― beard papa, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link
OH it's animal meat.
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:03 (four years ago) link
Jerky is the most disappointing way to consume meat imo
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
watching an NCBSN soccer stream, just saw an advert for a testosterone supplement called 'Nugenix'
the prison planet dollar huh
― imago, Sunday, 23 February 2020 17:37 (four years ago) link
idgi
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 February 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link
Is it endorsed by Ted Nugent?
― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 23 February 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link
Pro Dog Raw
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 19 March 2020 19:10 (four years ago) link
Those are very macho dogs.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2020 19:44 (four years ago) link
The kind you don't bring home to mother.
― nickn, Thursday, 19 March 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link
What does the acronym BARF mean? Couldn't find it quickly on their site, and does the verb "to barf", i.e. to vomit, not exist in British English? What about the term "raw dog", i.e. to have unprotected sex?
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 20 March 2020 00:04 (four years ago) link
I looked it up and it stands for biologically appropriate raw food. Thereâs a website called BARFWORLD. Oh dear.
― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 20 March 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link
as long as its just a website and not a theme park
― thou shalt not covid thy neighbour's wife (darraghmac), Friday, 20 March 2020 02:00 (four years ago) link
And what a logo they have at/in BARFworld!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EThH0bcWoAMkfki.jpg
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 20 March 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/spaceballs/images/1/1d/Barf.jpg
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 March 2020 02:34 (four years ago) link
Are you ready for images of the best âsoap but for MENâ product youâve ever seen? pic.twitter.com/kVAWb57UlF— Shayna Moon, Unity Lich (@qorquiq) May 8, 2020
― j., Friday, 8 May 2020 17:09 (four years ago) link
seems like real men would refuse to use body wash, it would have to be bar soap that is putty-colored and has, like, sharp edges
― avellano medio inglĂ©s (f. hazel), Friday, 8 May 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link
also I'm mad they were out of Gunboat Diplomacy last time I was at the store
― avellano medio inglĂ©s (f. hazel), Friday, 8 May 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link
I kinda want to know what naval supremacy smells like. (Gun oil and salt water?) There's another even sadder product in the replies:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXgHw9mWAAECkmK.jpg
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 8 May 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link
I would have gone with "NO SAPO"
― avellano medio inglĂ©s (f. hazel), Friday, 8 May 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link
STR8
the ONLY aftershave product guaranteed to not go near your balls
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 May 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link
itâs kinda annoying how targetâs male toiletries section is laid out like a sharper image
― brimstead, Friday, 8 May 2020 18:08 (four years ago) link
Thick attracts thicc.
― pomenitul, Friday, 8 May 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link
Tbf these marketing campaigns are doing everyone a service by increasing the likelihood that basement dwellers will begin taking their personal hygiene seriously.
― pomenitul, Friday, 8 May 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link
my brain has been fed a different set of inputs and when I saw âgun oilâ I thought of the sex lube firstdef not str8
― mh, Friday, 8 May 2020 18:14 (four years ago) link
they just need to come up with something you can add to Mountain Dew that changes it into soap after it goes flat
― avellano medio inglĂ©s (f. hazel), Friday, 8 May 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link
Lysol?
― pomenitul, Friday, 8 May 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link
my brain has been fed a different set of inputs and when I saw âgun oilâ I thought of the sex lube first
Didn't even know this product existed, but of course it does.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 8 May 2020 18:55 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2020/may/09/anyone-popular-at-school-has-muscles-the-rise-of-the-ripped-teen
― pomenitul, Saturday, 9 May 2020 12:39 (four years ago) link
Black Rifle Coffee is a Veteran Owned & Operated, Premium Coffee Company. You won't find better premium coffee at a cheaper price, and we serve those who serve. Click. Buy. Drink. Enjoy.@blckriflecoffee #blackriflecoffee— Black Rifle Coffee (@blckriflecoffee) June 25, 2020
― time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 June 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link
― time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 June 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link
oops, i had burning coffee all over my man hands and i freaked out
― time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 June 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link
I have had this cof. It is not good. In so many ways.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 27 June 2020 01:51 (three years ago) link
lmao this reminds me of a guy I saw on Shark Tank doing the exact same thing ("veteran" coffee)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBROHQFyWEw
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 June 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link
real men drink coffee by shooting a bullet into the bottom of the mug and sucking the liquid out like it's snakebite poison
― time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link
this is not a hot take but the branding of a lot of veteran-owned businesses is real weird.
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link
coming soon: manly masks
âPeople need face coverings that make them feel stylish, cool, and â yes â even manly,â a Harvard epidemiologist wrote in the Atlantic.Men, otherwise, are less inclined to wear masks. A recent study, co-authored by professors at Berkeley and the U.K.âs Middlesex University, found that men resisted for several reasons: They were less likely to believe theyâd get sick with the coronavirus (they are actually more likely to get sick), and âMen more than women agree that wearing a face covering is shameful, not cool, a sign of weakness, and a stigma.âAs a result of this toxic mask-ulinity, we have a whole campaign dedicated to slipping menâs faces into some sexy, sexy N95s.âMask shaming men wonât work. Hereâs what will,â read the headline of a Los Angeles Times article suggesting ways to âmake masks and masculinity a better fit.â
Men, otherwise, are less inclined to wear masks. A recent study, co-authored by professors at Berkeley and the U.K.âs Middlesex University, found that men resisted for several reasons: They were less likely to believe theyâd get sick with the coronavirus (they are actually more likely to get sick), and âMen more than women agree that wearing a face covering is shameful, not cool, a sign of weakness, and a stigma.â
As a result of this toxic mask-ulinity, we have a whole campaign dedicated to slipping menâs faces into some sexy, sexy N95s.
âMask shaming men wonât work. Hereâs what will,â read the headline of a Los Angeles Times article suggesting ways to âmake masks and masculinity a better fit.â
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/realmenwearmasks-may-be-helpful-but-the-fact-that-we-need-it-is-a-shame/2020/06/27/8f372340-b7eb-11ea-aca5-ebb63d27e1ff_story.html
― time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link
toxic mask-ulinity
― If you choose too long a name, your new display name will be truncated in (Left), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link
must be tiring trying to be manly, knowing youâll never be enough, hurting yourself & others to prove otherwise. the sweaty anxiety of this stuff just reeks
― If you choose too long a name, your new display name will be truncated in (Left), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link
*looks at you uncomfortably*
get that vulnerability away from my manliness!! it reeks of weakness!!!
― time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link
put me in a room with 99% coronavirus molecules.
i will defeat them all
IDG the "masks make me look weak" take, everyone I've seen in a mask looks tough as hell
― american primitive stylophone (zchyrs), Saturday, 27 June 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link