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Fair. Temperance is key if you don't want to blow your cover.

When the Jews return to Zion
And a comet fills the sky
The Holy Roman Empire rises
And you and I must troll

performative despair is a waste of energy and of no use to the powerless people you care about so much

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/06/smarter-living/how-to-complain-.html

My thoughts and prayers are with so many people it's no wonder I have nowt left to think with.

And just when I thought ILM couldn't get any more dumb.

Be kind to the Chocolate Nuts thread!

Yeah but you need to keep them in the freezer

I for one am excited to see what brand of girl power President Nikki Haley brings to the table.

🙄🙄🙄

pourquoi le camarade zèbre nous ignore?

i honestly thought this was gonna be about that HardTimes article

rip to the least funny one

pic.twitter.com/OFhAXGgnrO

— Possum Every Hour (@PossumEveryHour) January 23, 2020

Tbf 'ilx is twitter now' and 'Thread for Screaming Into the Void' are one and the same.

"… but what *is* the 'proper' of the political?"

— kurt gödel

i wish i could just ejaculate this mucus all at once

, chortled Ron

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Word to to the wise.

we all know who that reads like

Wow, I'm so impressed that you're up on the real obscure underground stuff that the rest of us are not hip to, kudos

are you sniping at my fish and chips hipsterism there lol

twas to wmcs basement aussie place obv

The premise of the thread kinda tilts one toward a "I can neither confirm nor deny" kind of response, doesn't it?

imo its de rigeur to maintain a stiff upper lip and frankly poor form for anyone to ask tbh

i was joking!!

Me: https://ronnydeschepper.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/chesterton.jpg?w=235&h=300
Also me: https://www.mkw-uitgevers.nl/Resources/chesterton.gif

now there's a thought

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxg7kNC82oo

yeah but not coughing my lungs up ideally

cf. Neil Peart (RIP)

consistently astonishing thing to claim on a turn-based text-based message board obv

If only it were real-time with pause.

i reject your ships, it should be marat/spock and kirk/sade

(posted here because it's a response to someone's dn and not any actual post)

otm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgmc79hjxgw

Leave the altar be.

I shall die for your zings

fifth in the queue

LJ LJ LJ

LJ LJ LJ

LJ LJ LJ

This is the square of political wrongness. If you fit in there somehow, you're headed in the wrong direction, kiddo.

lol

It is grimly fascinating to watch what happens when the idiots manage to bully every dissenter off a thread. Apparently just ranting to themselves, as bitterly as before.

Fascinating

oh he's that funny guy who is roundly despised and ridiculed on every political thread and has been thread banned before lol!

what a sad cunt you are fred!

I hear that post in my head in a Rod Serling voice

jobs fucked, pack it up lads and call it off.

Cnut x3

about time ILX started the message-board version of QI thread!

Unsettled status: the enemy within.