Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

also aussies, kiwis

MACLUNKEY

people who romanticise the rain

maybe the real disgusting savage is . . . you

Hugh

feeling v attacked by this thread today imo

People who sit at larger tables than they need in cafes & pubs, so when you go in as a group of four or more all the tables for four or more are taken up by one or two people even though all the tables for two are empty.

my two local shops only sell grated bags of parmesan, it's fucking ridiculous because if you don't use it all in one go it goes mouldy after a few days. I like to grate how much I need as i go along thank you very much and a 300g block will work out cheaper and go much further and waste less plastic than 3 times 100g bags obv.

Probably already covered itt but bears repeating after it happened to me twice this morning. Disgusting savages who impatiently inch forward into the crosswalk while pedestrians are legally crossing should lose their drivers licenses.

A bus driver did this to me this morning. I stopped and turned toward the windshield, and it was the driver for my occasional afternoon route! She gave me a big wave, and I waved back thinking, "was this how you were trying to get my attention?"

It was a bus that did it to me one of the times this morning! Not a bus I ride, so my thoughts were far less charitable after I was startled to see a bus coming at me out of the corner of my eye.

A few weeks ago I had a bus lay on the horn behind me because I refused to gridlock the intersection as the light was turning red. Trying to stay on schedule, I suppose!

Calz, grated Parmesan can live a long and happy shelf life once open, if stored in the freezer.

frozen parmesan versus grated straight off the block though!

Whatever’s on offer is what I buy - the one good thing we can say about my mum is she drilled me in food bargain strategies.

Related to the inching forward savages are drivers who rev their engines as you're crossing in front of them, making you jump because you think you're about to get mowed down by some bellend who somehow passed a driving test.

I went through a phase where I started slapping people's windshields if they were in the crosswalk. Looking back, not the best idea but it was fun.

I slapped the trunk of a cab that illegally turned the corner and almost hit me once, it was not a mistake I will make again. Driver immediately slammed on the brakes and shoved me to the ground. Would have been far worse had two, thankfully very large, construction workers been at the building across the street and intervened.

yeah, i never had a problem because since I did it from the front I think most people had several moments where they thought they had hit me.

I slapped the trunk of a cab that illegally turned the corner and almost hit me once, it was not a mistake I will make again. Driver immediately slammed on the brakes and shoved me to the ground. Would have been far worse had two, thankfully very large, construction workers been at the building across the street and intervened.

Carry bear spray.

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ya - dude deserved his trunk slapped. had the same thing happened to a friend when a cab decided stopping at a crosswalk full of people was not necessary. driver got out and was immediately punched out.

I remember being in the worst depression i ever had when i was 19, walking down Tennessee St in Tallahassee and was completely adrift.

I crossed the street legally only for an inpatient driver to scream at me through his window "HEY! GET THE FUCK OUT THE ROAD!"

I was in no mood and instinctively flipped him off, only to hear tires screech and he screams "WHAT?!!". Kept walking in away from his direction with heart palpitating but he was all bluster and drove off.

We used to, as teenagers, thump the hoods of cars that protruded too far into the pedestrian crossing.

quite right too.

I like to get out an acetylene torch and saw off the portions of cars that have inched into the crosswalk

i want to string wires across the sidewalk to prevent delivery bikes from racing down them

karate kicked a car that approached me too closely at a zebra crossing once

xp Not sure if you know the conditions of that sort of work, assuming you don't I have to inform you that you are decapitating the wrong guys

i know it's illegal for an adult to ride a bide on the fucking sidewalk -- ride in the goddamn street like the rest of the commuters in this city

to be less snippy I have thought long and hard about my stance on this re: the immigrant labor population and just trying to make a dime in this shitty world, but this isn't about denying the labor in the first place, it's about following a regulation that is purely there for human safety reasons and not a barrier to access (which is, imo, buying a 700 dollar phone and a 1500 dollar bike)

it's solely because they are set unreasonable targets, if they don't break the rules of the road they will be too slow and will lose their jobs.

see i think that's nonsense. the act of getting from the door of the takeout joint to the curb/street is entirely negligible in this. there's no way getting a running start on a sidewalk makes all this go faster

and again, my complaint is purely about public safety.

you should really check out some articles about the worst jobs in the gig economy, of which this is one.

i'm not being heard

'delivering packages for amazon is a terrible job, they should be allowed to drive on the sidewalk'

it seems like it would be slower and more annoying to bike on the sidewalk

It's amazing when you take out a whole family

I have learned the hard way that it is common in France to replace the paneer (and cream) with laughing cow cheese in Indian dishes, obviously to cater to local palates. E.g. see French recipe for palak paneer below that tells you to peel & melt 200g of laughing cow. 😶 pic.twitter.com/GYHbmeVGnT

— Laurel Chor (@laurelchor) March 18, 2020

la vache qui rit is laughing at us not with us

I'm trying to imagine what that flavor profile would be like

gross

like English people making "duck a la orange" with undiluted orange squash in the 70s.

yes it shd be made with the sticky discs you extract from jaffa cakes

I'd eat it. and the laughing cow curry.

worst thing I've ever eaten was a microwaved burger from a stall in a bus station in prague. the meat was of the grade-f variety you got in school canteens in the 80s and had a distinctive taste of body odour, the bun was in parts soggy and in parts chewy and stale, the lettuce was warm, the mayonnaise was see-through. I still ate it.

I'm assuming the Italian-inspired McCafe in the Warsaw airport that served mostly pasta and pizza was actually fairly ingredient-authentic and I kind of regret not trying it. But.. McDonalds italian concept restaurant is still kind of a mindfuck for me

McDonald's in Guangzhou airport was a joke, I went there at 8.30am and not only did they not have breakfast, they also didn't have burgers, just chicken wings and ice cream cones. The one at Beijing airport had burgers at least, and next door was a Kenny Rodgers Roasters which only sold bad chinese food, it reminded me of one of the franchises in idiocracy or something where the function has changed but it still has the same name.

Dismayed by seeing people joking about killing youtuber's pets. One was an old lady who was very upset about it.

One of my favorite models made a video about her son dying in her arms and 18 people downvoted it.

And people who send sex worker's nude/sex photos to their families are lousy too.

Someone in my building insists on propping up unclaimed post *vertically* on a high shelf so that you have to both crane your neck and turn your head sideways to read the name on it to see if it's new or the same post that was previously placed horizontally. There's a lot of NHS correspondance at the moment for people no longer at the address so y'know I do keep checking them. The absolute fuck is wrong with people?

Of course this seems far too petty to say something about but with my residual vertigo it's unpleasantly dizzy making.