the cheating thread

luhnow 'accepts responsibility' but was clueless; it was all the fault of 'lower-level employees' and alex cora

Here is Jeff Luhnow's full statement, his first response to today's news. pic.twitter.com/9AbDFEtkbP

— Jared Diamond (@jareddiamond) January 13, 2020

Happy new year “bro”. I hope this year you find happiness, clearly the most miserable soul on this app. GOD BLESS ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️ https://t.co/w4kxR4Ejya

— Lance McCullers Jr. (@LMcCullers43) January 13, 2020

^^^ Clevinger & Bauer went after McCullers but shit's all getting deleted, that's one of the few virtues of twitter embeds I guess. ^^^

i think the real lesson we've learned here is: never leave mike fiers off your playoff roster

Didn't expect people to get fired over this. Sean Payton wasn't fired by the Saints (sorry, football mention on a baseball board) in the headhunting scandal.

Luhnow's "I am not a crook" statement is clearly a lie, but obviously he wants to claim plausible deniability when he looks for another job.

Different universe, but in the book I'm reading about the '69 Mets, there's a J.C. Martin-related tangent about how the no-hit White Sox used to a) doctor the field around home plate to deaden balls off the bat, and b) keep all their baseballs in special storage so they'd come out feeling like shot puts.

(I think that may turn up in Ball Four somewhere too--it wasn't a secret.)

Cora fired.

baseball in the 2010s/20s is some bleak shit

life in the 2010s/20s is some bleak shit...the sludge runneth over

cheat lie steal...the american way I suppose

It is still unbelievably hilarious in the wake of all the analytical baseball it still comes down to just f'it we are going to steal some signs.

Really, the perfect way for the city of Enron to get it's champion.

It is also totally Pete Rose for him to say, "no big deal we all cheated on this stuff" to "this is worse than me betting on baseball" within like 72 hours.

xp i'm with you man

I think these 20s are oiff to a roaring start!

a friend of mine notes this is a victory for the union in a weird way. not going after players because it would drag out forever. unlike the PED scandals where management got off scot-free.

Beltran rumored to be stepping down

lol

“Integrity” is a huge franchise buzzword with the Mets - especially with Fred Wilpon - to the point there is legitimate concern for Carlos Beltran’s job at the moment.

— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) January 15, 2020

hmm

Jessica Mendoza is the first Mets employee to publicly address the Astros scandal.

She said she has a problem with whistleblower Mike Fiers going public and telling the world about the Astros’ cheating. https://t.co/nlGnsx3pTs

— Tim Healey (@timbhealey) January 16, 2020

what a stunning lack of perspective

Thank you for your service, Carlos Beltran.

he had a decent run, but a .500 record just isn't going to cut it

he lasted longer than wally backman with the d-backs, at least

uh oh

Beltran's niece tweeting about the buzzers, which matches up with what Ive been told from about 5 different parties. pic.twitter.com/zla70bW0Wu

— Jomboy (@Jomboy_) January 16, 2020

I don't know if this is a topic of conversation or not (and I can't decode the tweet above): will this cast residual doubt on something like Altuve's MVP (and, way down the road, come up when he goes on the HOF ballot)? I wouldn't think so, but it was the hitters who benefited, after all.

NYC sportstalk radio already fulla Aaron Judge fan bullshit

how is it bullshit

if true, wow

I know lip reading is your thing but it looks here like he’s saying “camisa, no camisa” pic.twitter.com/4LZyGUSCm4

— Alec Guarino (@AlecGuarinoo) January 16, 2020

I mean I can't think of any other explanation for this, baseball players love having their shirts ripped off more than anyone

Hade bcz NYY fans of all ppl bitching about needing more trophies

What happened was wrong. I said so. But a lot of you people are out of your minds. Beltran’s family told ESPN they don’t know that person. I think one reason why people keep us around here is we don’t lose our shirt for every unsourced whistle in the wind. pic.twitter.com/bH8mScReWR

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) January 16, 2020

wonder if Altuve's device was made by the same company

i'm at a loss pic.twitter.com/XcFXjGeWDU

— Natalie Weiner (@natalieweiner) October 22, 2019

My understanding is that "Beltran's niece" may be a former player, the name is a joke?

yes I don't want a trophy, that's boring

*extremely yankees fan voice* wow it’s a shame that the red sox, astros, and mets have all had to fire their managers

Dave Martinez the only WS winning manager who is still managing the team he won the series with.

As a Dodgers fan I want to tap dance on the Astros grave but there's no fuckin way. Everyone is dirty, imo.

It would have been funnier if it was the Cubs.

as they pointed out on the EW podcast, it's "early days" for the Stankeehive to be gloating

plz jesus, let the Stankees be next

Early days lol, our two biggest rivals just lost their managers and draft picks and have been branded for history as cheats

Not to mention the expansion team across the river now needs a manager

gloatgloatgloatgloatgloat

expand this, Booby

lol

If you thought this was going away today, you were wrong. Now there’s a call from Congressman Bobby Rush of Illinois for a Congressional Oversight hearing on the MLB cheating scandal. pic.twitter.com/TJlreTHKYr

— Levi Weaver (@ThreeTwoEephus) January 17, 2020

http://cdn.ppomppu.co.kr/zboard/data3/2020/0117/m_20200117085014_ffqbygcv.jpg

LaRussa double "cheating" pioneer?

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/28503160/jack-mcdowell-says-tony-la-russa-had-sign-stealing-system-white-sox-80s

McGwire and Canseco's manager cheated? Damn

this discussion of "Beltran's niece" etc is p funny

https://blogs.fangraphs.com/effectively-wild-episode-1488-wrinkle-wrinkle-little-star/

Banghazi https://t.co/NpAUb6A6fX

— McNally 🗺 (@LikeTheMaps) January 20, 2020

lol that EW episode number is cursed..

lol

Keuchel apologizes for Astros sign-stealing scandal. Said it was “not like every game we had it going on.” pic.twitter.com/oAS4DewLk5

— Paul Sullivan (@PWSullivan) January 24, 2020

I thought the pitchers would be immune from all this, but I guess they benefited too. Has Verlander said anything? He can get a little self-righteous at times about other people's transgressions.

That’s because of his allergies. He’s constantly battling them with the help of Flonase

I’m an Astros fan. To understand the scope of the Astros cheating & the players involved, I logged every trashcan bang from every Astros 2017 home game w/ video available. Over 8,200 pitches watched and over 1,100 trashcan bangs found. The results are at https://t.co/kVtisgUo74.

— Tony Adams (@adams_at) January 29, 2020

streisanded lol

Thought the judge in the url referred to Aaron Judge