A new dawn in terror- Brokencyde are surpassed by Attack Attack!'s "Stick Stickly" and the emergence of CRABCORE

can't stop loling @ Arch Cancerped

http://msp127.photobucket.com/albums/p130/revengeofc64/GIANT_CRAB.jpg

Arch Cancerped

you know who I feel bad for in all this? brokencyde. it's like they were totally obliterated in the wake of attack attack's douchenozzle jetstream.

you guys can't even be bothered to mock them anymore! that hurts! at least throw them a pity fuck or something.

wait, what, there is actually a band called Devil Wears Prada? are you fucking kidding me?

when they get down low it's the aural equivalent of truck balls

I'd like to think they're singing about Stick Stickley and not Jesus

they'd just call the song "Jesus" if it was about him, obv

duh!!!

cmon yall

this thread is a week old and im gonna be the first to do this?

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:D :D :D :D :D

<3

tbh jigglepanda was kinda old meme, but the element of surprise here made him fresh again

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http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/pooh.gif http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6396/jewydance.gif http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/pooh.gif

http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/potloodd.gif http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6396/jewydance.gif http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/potloodd.gif

http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/2009/06/scene-kidz-get-crunk-or-die-with.html

http://www.mothersagainstbrokencyde.net

The running in place move usually is reserved to the screamer of the band, that is until the surprise techno break down. Upon this interlude all band members may participate in a crabcore run in place marathon.

it's not a surprise techno breakdown if it happens in every song wtf

i showed my weedman this video yesterday and he leaked a little pee laughing, swear to jesus stick stickly

the grauniad, on the crabcore case. (first major-media use of "crabcore"?)

did ILM coin "crabcore?"

omg

omg omg omg

didn't am0n make those gifs? so did 'we' roll the guardian or what?

didn't someone on this thread claim tim & eric involvement? in the wiki page at least?

i have many questions

did ILM coin "crabcore?"

no

The discussion at Wikipedia over the Crabcore page is a must read:

PRESERVE This is legit. People trying to shut down Crabcore is the same as when they were trying to shut down "Rock N Roll" back in the day.

also i didn't make the gifs they're from here

PRESERVE It really helped me with an essay, others may lose this tool if close-mindedness deletes!

Aleks posted this on June 8th, 2009 @ 5:51:49 pm
Oh my god my friend Eric just started doing the Zoidberg crab dance in response to what these guitarists are doing with that wide legged fucking whatever it is and it all clicked for me, in that this is exactly the method in which zoidberg tries to be cool.

Hmmm (at the grauniad):

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daveecool3's profile picture daveecool3

23 Jun 09, 8:15pm (57 minutes ago)

Crabcore is a new meme created by the 4chan /b/tards and /mu/tants - nothing more. Like every meme they force, other morons slowly latch onto it. I grantee they are having an orgasm right now because some rather famous music blog has latched onto it and wrote an entry about it.

tl;dr version
Crabcore is a forced joke by 'anonymous'.

crabcore is the future. no delete

lollllll great job all

http://www.last.fm/group/Crabcore+Is+My+Life

as 4/chan memes go, crabcore's pretty good.

agreed. check the default pic on the attack attack last.fm:
http://www.last.fm/music/Attack+Attack!

hah.

From that page:

(NOTE: This is the page for the Australian DJ group, but the name is very similar to two other groups. For the South Wales UK hardcore band, the correct tag is Attack! Attack!. For the Columbus, OH United States all-ages band, the correct tag is Attack Attack!)

hmm... bbcode strips out the exclamation point at the end of my url. lemme try again:
http://www.last.fm/music/Attack+Attack!

argh. if anyone even cares anymore, copy+paste w/the exclamation point:

http://www.last.fm/music/Attack+Attack!

here we go:

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/30255409.jpg

Lereth wrote:
23 minutes ago

It would be cool to see band's reaction to this whole crabcore thing

been thinking this myself, I have to say...

OMG THE SONG TITLES

Stick Stickly
Bro, Ashley's Here
Party Foul
I kissed a girl
The People's Elbow
Interlude
Catfish Soup
Hot Grills and High Tops
Shred, White, and Blue
Kickin' Wing, Animal Doctor
Dr. Shavargo Pt. 3
Outro

Well well:

http://www.myspace.com/attackattack

Have fun with the 'what I am doing' applets.

ATTACK ATTACK! (CALL US (614)360-1972)

"The People's Elbow"

"Catfish Soup" diversifying into other sea life there I see

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