Things You Just Don't Care About

if it's any consolation, calz, all the star warses happened a long time ago so every single one of them has been dead for hundreds if not thousands of years

alas the royals are still alive, right enough, thanks to regular infusions of adrenochrome and child blood

are these characters actually human is the big question, oh forget it that is comprehensively covered on another thread.

i can confirm that no, the royals are not human

it is beyond doubt that human DNA diversified away from lizard DNA at least 200 million years ago!

hmmm, that was also around the same time that lizard-like creatures began to exert control over earth's political affairs

just saying

Prince Philip did recently celebrate his 200000000th, true. Some size of cake they had.

The 2,000,000th royal anniversary lizard speculation, celebration, & physical fights ted talk

boss makes us listen to LBC radio chat in the mornings. If you think not caring about Harry and his wife was difficult, try not caring what Mrs Gabblesworth from Croydon thinks about Harry and his wife

whether people really like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Do Harry and Megan really like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers? What about Archie?

*Meghan

giving a whole new meaning to "melts" - Madame Tussauds have apparently incinerated the wax versions of them

Should have given them away

it’s what the Red Hot Chili Peppers would have done

The local burlesque scene.

Totally fine that others are giving the needy attention.

an actor meeting a president

what I'm thinking about rn is something i care so little about that i'm not even going to post it here.

Spats between Sanders and Warren's well-paid campaign staff.

Cosplay. Wtf?

The local burlesque scene.

Totally fine that others are giving the needy attention.

― Now We Know (Sanpaku), Friday, January 10, 2020 2:48 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm going to assume you don't have a take on the local roller derby scene

What Sanpaku thinks about the local burlesque scene

What the local burlesque scene thinks about Sanpaku on other hand...

i've seen some of that so-called burlesque stuff and none of them anything like burl ives wtf

tbf it's only Burl-esque

Spent .01 seconds visualizing Ives coquettishly peeling off a lace stocking and suddenly I've gone blind

Now imagine Charles Ives doing the same

Actually I had to conduct a GIS just now because I realized that the visual distinction between Burl Ives and Sam the Snowman in my mind was not actually all that distinct.

oh they are exactly the same for me, I've always just assumed Ives had no legs

who sings the James Bond theme

Sister dragged me to two shows. It was fun for costumes and Blaze Starr inspired material, but both devolved into full nudie shows, one with the cast getting into shaving cream tangles on the tiny stage. Great for them, but I could have spent the $10 on something I want.

hm yes *temples fingers*

who sings the James Bond theme

I will care about James Bond if they cast Henry Golding as James Bond but that’s it!

Banksy ffs

https://s.winestyle.ru/images_gen/614/61439/0_1_orig.jpg

Ffs it's spelt Banky

I do care about Banks's tho

1917

xxp I was going to scrawl a 'y' in there, but like the murphy's...

Fabergé eggs

no way, they're delicious

billie eilish

fast and furiouses

wicks, john

Robert Pattinson as the new Batman.

in the new yet darker Batman scaaaarry

literally could not discern an image in the clip, had to tilt my screen. I hope they keep making these and just leave the lens cap on.

Christgau's newest post--"The 77 Year Old Rock Critic meets his 77-year-old body"

who works on cable news

Why is the radio news so obsessed with Greggs the sandwich chain's YoY profits? Is this supposed to be a belwether of the whole UK economy now? Or have they selected the only British company who happens to be doing well after Brexit to be an example?

i really really extremely do not care about the nordic saga that is america’s excruciatingly long and boring search for an opposition leader