Ur penis?
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 January 2020 00:13 (four years ago) link
hey esby how's it going?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 January 2020 00:16 (four years ago) link
life is good 👍
― lumen (esby), Thursday, 9 January 2020 00:29 (four years ago) link
great revive
― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 9 January 2020 00:41 (four years ago) link
not sure which of the godawful bands in these two threads I am more shocked to learn gets ILX love
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 10 January 2020 00:20 (four years ago) link
you can switch off your virtue signal now, we all see it
― sarahell, Sunday, 12 January 2020 23:51 (four years ago) link
Robert Forster was so hot, and he aged so well he only got hotter after he died.
Me: “I can’t post that it sounds like the joke is that he’s in hell.”
Him: “damn right he’s in hell. That’s where the cool hot people go, I’m going to fuck him in hell.”
― the bones tell me nothing (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 16 January 2020 05:03 (four years ago) link
I mean it is a bit on the nose that several men have made virtually the same point I made first and continue to post it now
― steer karma (gyac), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:00 (four years ago) link
I'm afraid only a proliferation of socks can remedy that.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link
I’ve already got SV and pomenitul, how many more do I need?
― steer karma (gyac), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link
Fair. Temperance is key if you don't want to blow your cover.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:05 (four years ago) link
When the Jews return to ZionAnd a comet fills the skyThe Holy Roman Empire risesAnd you and I must troll
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link
performative despair is a waste of energy and of no use to the powerless people you care about so much
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:20 (four years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/06/smarter-living/how-to-complain-.html
― pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
My thoughts and prayers are with so many people it's no wonder I have nowt left to think with.
― Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:38 (four years ago) link
And just when I thought ILM couldn't get any more dumb.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link
Be kind to the Chocolate Nuts thread!
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:39 (four years ago) link
Yeah but you need to keep them in the freezer
― Yeets don't fail me now (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 January 2020 02:07 (four years ago) link
I for one am excited to see what brand of girl power President Nikki Haley brings to the table.
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Saturday, 18 January 2020 01:11 (four years ago) link
🙄🙄🙄
― mark s, Sunday, 19 January 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link
pourquoi le camarade zèbre nous ignore?
― steer karma (gyac), Monday, 20 January 2020 19:41 (four years ago) link
i honestly thought this was gonna be about that HardTimes article
― sarahell, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link
rip to the least funny one
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/OFhAXGgnrO— Possum Every Hour (@PossumEveryHour) January 23, 2020
― mark s, Thursday, 23 January 2020 12:21 (four years ago) link
Tbf 'ilx is twitter now' and 'Thread for Screaming Into the Void' are one and the same.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 23 January 2020 12:22 (four years ago) link
"… but what *is* the 'proper' of the political?"
— kurt gödel
― mark s, Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link
i wish i could just ejaculate this mucus all at once
― sarahell, Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link
, chortled Ron
― i've seen no good people (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link
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Word to to the wise.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link
we all know who that reads like
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link
Wow, I'm so impressed that you're up on the real obscure underground stuff that the rest of us are not hip to, kudos
― Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 January 2020 22:54 (four years ago) link
are you sniping at my fish and chips hipsterism there lol
― opden gnash (imago), Thursday, 23 January 2020 23:00 (four years ago) link
twas to wmcs basement aussie place obv
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 January 2020 23:32 (four years ago) link
The premise of the thread kinda tilts one toward a "I can neither confirm nor deny" kind of response, doesn't it?
― Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 January 2020 00:28 (four years ago) link
imo its de rigeur to maintain a stiff upper lip and frankly poor form for anyone to ask tbh
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Friday, 24 January 2020 00:51 (four years ago) link
i was joking!!
― opden gnash (imago), Friday, 24 January 2020 01:13 (four years ago) link
Me: https://ronnydeschepper.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/chesterton.jpg?w=235&h=300Also me: https://www.mkw-uitgevers.nl/Resources/chesterton.gif
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 24 January 2020 16:06 (four years ago) link
now there's a thought
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 January 2020 16:12 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxg7kNC82oo
― The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Friday, 24 January 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link
yeah but not coughing my lungs up ideally
― opden gnash (imago), Friday, 24 January 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link
cf. Neil Peart (RIP)
― With considerable charm, you still have made a choice (Sund4r), Saturday, 25 January 2020 05:13 (four years ago) link
consistently astonishing thing to claim on a turn-based text-based message board obv
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 January 2020 11:22 (four years ago) link
If only it were real-time with pause.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 25 January 2020 11:24 (four years ago) link
i reject your ships, it should be marat/spock and kirk/sade
(posted here because it's a response to someone's dn and not any actual post)
― revenge of the jawn (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 January 2020 01:09 (four years ago) link
otm
― j., Sunday, 26 January 2020 01:15 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgmc79hjxgw
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Marat/Sade (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 January 2020 01:25 (four years ago) link
Leave the altar be.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 26 January 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link
I shall die for your zings
― opden gnash (imago), Sunday, 26 January 2020 18:19 (four years ago) link
fifth in the queue
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 January 2020 19:20 (four years ago) link
LJ LJ LJ
This is the square of political wrongness. If you fit in there somehow, you're headed in the wrong direction, kiddo.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 26 January 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link