Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

Tyrone Mings as relentlessly up for it as ever. switch to 3 at the back is gonna suit him, frees him up to prowl about getting into it with whoever he likes. god how i love him.

Leicester gonna win this in his spite tho, obv

Ashley Young has turned down #mufc's contract offer and wants to join Inter Milan during the current transfer window. He's told Solskjær he doesn't want to play for the club anymore. Inter are willing to pay a fee to sign him #mulive [di marzio]

— utdreport (@utdreport) January 9, 2020

Getting burned by Ashley Young. A new low!

lol Bale has actually been sticking it to the hated Franco under Madrid's noses all these years, legend https://t.co/ZM6lgfdNrH pic.twitter.com/lMjkfTU2LW

— THE MIDNIGHT RIDER (@wariotifo) January 8, 2020

No results found for "kim jong-un doing the robot". :(

season over yet?

kane's is

Reports that Moyes is looking to sign Fellaini have brightened my evening

Piatek to Spurs!

According to The Sun, so pinch of salt.

Krzysztof Piątek is a Polish professional footballer who plays as a forward for Premier league club Tottenham Hotspur and the Poland national team. He began his professional career with Ekstraklasa club Zagłębie Lubin...

It will be interesting if it comes off. He looked like he was going to be one of the most fearsome strikers in Europe in the period when he rapidly went from Cracovia to Genoa to Milan. His initial run of games with Milan was phenomenal - but he stopped scoring and hasn’t started again. It looks like they’re willing to just recoup the money they spent on him. Milan are so badly organised, it’s hard to know whether it’s an issue with him or with them. Kessie has been at equally disappointing.

Sad Cutrone wasn't feeling it but tbh I'd rather live in Florence than Wolverhampton so good luck to the lad

Just the three goals ruled out by VAR in the five 3pm kick-offs today.

Tanganga is starting vs Liverpool, rather than Vertonghen.

5 defenders but no defensive player in midfield

five defenders?

lol, i think not.

ah, why would anyone ever be where they should be, doing what they should, when it matters.

one big fucking collection of shrugs, thats all this pack are

Superb clearance by lo celso

Arse is going here not gonna lie

love to see so many flicks when we are a goal down at home

Just another 3 points obvs but nice to get that record against a Mourinho team

Spurs really claiming that eighth place for themselves

Can't believe Lo Celso missed and that it wasn't the worse miss of the game.

Moura such a good player.

worst miss presumably VVD giving young gazza the chance to look heroic with an entire half of the goal to aim at

Some really good furious home fan gesticulating as that Watford goal went in

This is a humiliation. I can’t see Howe turning this team around. Imagine spending £20m on Solanke.

Yeah they look done

i'm just praying for this "Nigel Pearson is good actually" nightmare to end soon

fuck overrated Howe as well though and fucking FC Bosecombe - a non-league club pumped up with oligarch dosh and supported by millionaire Tory donors.

the correct and good opinion is to root for Watford tbh

just can't get into MMA

FYI I knew Bournemouth were done when they had 70 minutes at the ten men of Palace and managed to lose without creating a chance. I watched it all through my fingers and knew that was it for them

Deeney is that last face you see before you wake up in hospital wearing a wire frame around your jaw for 3 months

it's not even so much that shitkickers are gonna kick, but a month of the usual pundits singing about the joys of putting a shift in, yeesh

A few managerial jackets on shoogly nails after this weekend.

want to know where 'last-minute penalty when 6-0 down' fits in sgt biscuits' cosmology of worst goals to score

It's crucial late goals like that which justify the four year deal they gave Dean Smith in November when he'd won like four games

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2020/jan/12/tottenham-liverpool-jose-mourinho-cynicism-supporters-fear

i'm just praying for this "Nigel Pearson is good actually" nightmare to end soon

― "Back Home" in Dari (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 January 2020 15:59 (yesterday) link

hate to say it but he probably deserves more credit than he tends to get for Leicester's title win

(he doesn't tend to get that credit cause he's such a fucking berk lol)

I have absolutely no idea whether Gedson Fernandes is any good.

correct

but if the ac milan interest in aurier at 15m is true then not having a better rb is irrelevant

Selling Milan the only player who can cross and them selling us a striker who needs crosses to be effective would be vmic for both clubs.

he can cross 1/10, hes been averaging out as ok lately, but thats not a flat 7 thats moments of 9 and moments of 3 alternating and out out out

It’s #WWEonBT DAY and @cainmma is stopping to meet his fans! @WestHam pic.twitter.com/rGD7IhGtWV

— WWE UK (@WWEUK) January 15, 2020

Speaking of wrestling has Moyesy somehow done a faceturn or is he still part of the miserablist Sam Allardycio/Alan Pardew/Mark Hughes perpetual job gang?

michael oliver rather go through some elaborate fake injury than book a watford player for a knee high studs tackle on one of ours

Apparently Watford have a special "kick the shit out of anyone you like" pass

should be down to ten with capoue having a borderline red and two easy yellows but this is english reffing

ffs

Handball correct but ffs.

Waaaaay!

the handball in the first half, the red card in the first half, the red card in the second half, tanganga not getting booked for being pushed would all also have been correct and this ref is a cheat and a cunt