I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

turns out the real dark lord of the sith,,, was capitalism

― 'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, January 8, 2020 9:58 AM bookmarkflaglink

adam sith

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, January 8, 2020 10:05 AM bookmarkflaglink

Lol

waht is going on here

https://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/article/Romance-publishing-industry-in-chaos-top-awards-14958581.php

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:39 (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I appreciate that the story about a genre fiction scandal is being reported by an organ whose name sounds like a genre fiction scandal

― Baby yoda laid an egg (wins), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 17:08 (forty-five seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Imagine you're a 20-something junior officer in an air-defence unit armed with the short-medium range Tor system, tasked with defending the two military facilities a few km NNW of Parand, Iran

mmmm, what am I wearing

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII)

How in hell is this a decade old.

― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:20 AM bookmarkflaglink

It came out 10 years ago

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:32 AM bookmarkflaglink

proof?

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:34 AM bookmarkflaglink

It's a decade old

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:41 AM bookmarkflaglink

that... is some top quality pure uncut fred right there

― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 5:33 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

tmi

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII)

yang pulling a neil tyson there xxp

― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, January 15, 2020 3:33 PM (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

tmi

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 3:38 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

sensing a theme

tmi

But because the analysis of gender here is ancillary, these folks never have to think about whether the first woman to win the presidency can do so as a socialist, given the ways that the concept of the “bleeding heart liberal” carries underneath it a misogynist edge about namby-pamby femme people.

I wish we could somehow run a Holodeck style simulation where AOC is the candidate so we could properly test this hypothesis.

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:37 PM bookmarkflaglink

An excellent column.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:41 PM bookmarkflaglink

xp just wait for 2028 when she unseats President Rand Paul But More Racist

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:45 PM bookmarkflaglink

That's a rude way to describe Klobuchar.

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:48 PM bookmarkflaglink

i wonder if the dm feature should be removed from ilx

darraghmac's posts can be difficult to parse sometimes but this is going too far.

― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Monday, January 20, 2020 1:32 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

bret stephens, rock critic:

Most pop songs are about love. Most heavy metal songs are about sex. Most country music seems to be about hard knocks and heartbreak.

― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:06 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

...

most heavy metal songs are about disembowled goblins ime

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 12:02 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I guess you could fuck them

― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 12:03 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Morbs do you ever hang out w 100 yr old who look down on you for not being into penny farthings and Sandra Bernhardt

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, January 22, 2020 5:45 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

or Sarah lol

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, January 22, 2020 5:45 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

(only included the 2nd post to acknowledge the error. the zing itself is the point.)

get his ass!!!

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, January 22, 2020 5:28 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

my motto!

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, January 22, 2020 5:36 PM

YT embeds welcome when deployed with parsimony.

― pomenitul, Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:32 (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

look there are plenty of threads to argue about food

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:33 (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is notable and embarrassing: I just learned that analgesic medication is just anti-pain medication (as in an-algesic) and does *not* refer to anal suppositories (as in anal-gesic).

― ed.b, Friday, January 24, 2020 6:33 PM bookmarkflaglink

you've been putting tylenol up your ass?

― bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 24, 2020 6:43 PM bookmarkflaglink

Only an ilxor amirite

I can see his point

i do not believe ed. b, only my mom would think something like that

how do i listen to music if it's not arranged in a dynamically updated playlist for me??

*aimlessly bumps into furniture like a roomba*

-But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone)
Posted: January 27, 2020 at 9:43:57 AM

just here to move my bookmark

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 28 January 2020 04:21 (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol

haha

When the big "is this country" debate I thought it was obviously country but somehow now I've heard it so much that it doesn't sound like country music to me at all, I think I was fooled by the prominent mention of horses.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), 30. januar 2020 20:07 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I've edited the entire post a bit, but for some reason that sentence just breaks me.

the next time a democrat has a legit shot at the presidency the people on this board will be old men on the steve hoffman forum arguing about the best mastered pressing of tago mago or whatever.

― Thus Sang Freud, Friday, January 31, 2020 6:26 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

truly difficult to imagine

― Doctor Casino, Friday, January 31, 2020 6:44 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah they are never going to top the original mastering

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, January 31, 2020 6:45 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Nice.

well played (and nicely mastered)

bernaldo sloomps for presidetn

― Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, January 30, 2020 11:07 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:56 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:56 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

If I saw F v F, it wd be for Tracy Letts.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:01 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

sorry, no idea what happened there (the site just sucks I think)

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:06 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

what were you saying about masterpieces

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:12 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Thought you were getting a head start on haunting them ppl

― don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:12 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

iowa
a place to stay
get your booty on the floor tonight
make my day

― mookieproof, Monday, February 3, 2020 10:20 AM bookmarkflaglink

okay, lol

irl

I saw a Bernie sticker on a janitor's cart at the Montreal airport last year!

― babu frik fan account (mh),

you said don't look back
you can never look back

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 February 2020 16:40 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

hahaha

Haha

binladenthumbsup.bmp

bit of an open netter but still

idgi

Hamlet to his fathers ghost

https://quotefancy.com/media/wallpaper/1600x900/2806230-Don-Henley-Quote-I-saw-a-Dead-Head-sticker-on-a-Cadillac-A-little.jpg

-Bob Marley

zero curvature sheeple

wait whats this

Ah, thanks. I guess I've never heard that song.

its a hamlet quote, non?

Tbf the jury's still out as to whether Shaxpir really was Shaxpir.

Well, yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1ku3x6KZ2c