i'm having a situation with a coworker and i'm about to lose it on his straight white male ass good morning!
― surm, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link
that was super uncomfortable.
― surm, Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:14 (four years ago) link
i'm about to lose it on his straight white male ass
I am sure we're all reading this the correct way.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link
Also, remind me what day again the Feast of the Ass is? I think I'm out of town.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link
January 14th is the FEAST OF THE ASS
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link
Tuesdays are bad for me.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link
ummmmmmmm so when are you getting married!??!??!?!?!?
― surm, Thursday, 9 January 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link
(not on a Tuesday i guess)
― surm, Thursday, 9 January 2020 19:44 (four years ago) link
No but I hope to make Feast of the Ass the reception theme!
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link
We're looking to do it in late September or early October.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link
Ass hysteria!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 January 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link
i'm glad you waited to do it, v quaint
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 January 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link
Quaint misbehavin'
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 21:49 (four years ago) link
perfect time for a wedding. October weddings are my absolute favorite. perfect time to wear a jacket.
― surm, Friday, 10 January 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link
Hi queers. Holidays were a shit-show for me emotionally but I’m excited to be alive and mobile on this dreary day
― flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 10 January 2020 17:10 (four years ago) link
what happened flambo?
― surm, Friday, 10 January 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link
Rather not focus on the bad but instead focus on the good, tbh?
There is something so appealing about a man with an enormous dick who is really only interested in touching the previously untouched, not about the nut or about showing off.
― flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 10 January 2020 23:12 (four years ago) link
i like that image
― surm, Saturday, 11 January 2020 17:33 (four years ago) link
my new fling has an enormous d. he wants to put it in me. i'm not sure about it.
― surm, Saturday, 11 January 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link
what did y'all do this weekend?
― surm, Monday, 13 January 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link
Fighting a light infection and some latent depression, slept a lot. You?
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 13 January 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link
talked to a visiting British pop journalist at Julius'
went to a party and chatted up an adorable hetero man i have a hopeless crush on
saw a couple old restored movies at MoMA
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 January 2020 19:28 (four years ago) link
that sounds glorious, when were u at Julius? i was there on Friday night.
also been fighting a cold. i hooked up with a friend and watched some good movies. INSIDIOUS is great!!!!!!!!!! that was some scary shit. and yesterday i finally got around to playing/recording some music thank goodness.
what do you do when you get depressed to fight it flambo?
― surm, Monday, 13 January 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
i was there Saturday around 7. pre-SRO
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 January 2020 19:38 (four years ago) link
an unusually quiet weekend except for a happy hour. Saw 4K Trouble in Paradise yesterday.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 January 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
@ surm, I ask for extensions on my deadlines, I go for walks, I cook, I smoke weed and watch movies in the evening.
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 13 January 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link
<3 love those remedies. extensions, weed and movies are all part of my arsenal too.
― surm, Monday, 13 January 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
went to the desert with my husband. a lovely time, got in some hiking and a li’l hot tub canoodling
― donna rouge, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 00:30 (four years ago) link
sounds great, big desert fan here
― ingredience (map), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:30 (four years ago) link
i'm moving into a (really cute and nice) trailer with my bf next month.
― ingredience (map), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:32 (four years ago) link
donna where did you guys go?
― ingredience (map), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:33 (four years ago) link
also: I had a really fucking powerful gummy bear for the Lubitsch film
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:35 (four years ago) link
tsk tsk
if you can't get high on Lubitsch alone...
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:56 (four years ago) link
I'm in Boston, enjoying the skyline somehow?
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:56 (four years ago) link
that sounds nice! the skyline in Boston is indeed mesmerizing. donna your vacation sounds p much perfect.
― surm, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 16:48 (four years ago) link
i can't recall any detail of Bos skyline aside from Citgo sign next to Fenway
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link
has anyone here ever gotten a nose job?
― surm, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 21:09 (four years ago) link
is that like a blow job
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 22:04 (four years ago) link
you know that's not the first time we've made that joke lol
― surm, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 22:11 (four years ago) link
i think i routinely think about a nose job every 7 years so, makes senseblowjobs otoh i think about every 7 minutes
― surm, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link
i remember your nose surm, it's A+
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link
<3 awwwwwwwwww wow you really know how to make the boys weak in the knees huh
― surm, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 22:41 (four years ago) link
map: place we stayed was in yucca valley, we went hiking in the park near 29 palms
― donna rouge, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 00:19 (four years ago) link
I've thought about going on a korean plastic surgery trip with a friend. He makes me watch a lot of plastic surgery videos when I am over. I was very interested in the nose thread lift (non-surgical) videos that we recently watched. I could see doing that instead of like, taking my ear cartilage or rib meat to build up my bridge.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 03:07 (four years ago) link
I just described getting fucked up the ass as being “driven to hell”
― the bones tell me nothing (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link
that's how i describe it, never having experienced it
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 17:08 (four years ago) link
"date" 3 with the newbie. our 2nd sleepover. i like him.
also i've honestly never looked better in my whole life but the boys aren't biting, none of it adds up. really doesn't make any sense. like, i'd do me.
― surm, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link
one seems to be biting, hon
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:06 (four years ago) link
right, true
― surm, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link
you're like my fairy godmother this week, thank you
no change to my life at all, i just didn’t want to keep hiding who i am (although it’s properly grand to see a staggeringly hot dude at a carnival and grab my mate and say “just don’t talk to me for the next 20 seconds, just don’t”)
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link
:D :D :D love it
― surm, Friday, 6 March 2020 21:16 (four years ago) link
<3
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:16 (four years ago) link
It would be presumptive of me to identify as queer tbh. But luckily this thread welcomes all kinds!
― crusty but malignant (Eric H.), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link
Instead of celibacy, I gorge on Muriel Spark novel.s
Welcome, Autumn! We need to expand the membership.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link
thank you!
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link
and let's talk about Hawt Guys You Have Seen.
have you done the deed yet?
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link
“done the deed” bahahahahafwiw i identify as queer because sometimes it’s easier than having to explain things (including the 1990s)
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link
Lately I've been really enjoying mangling Twitter slang irl. "I enjoy to see it." "I hate to see that." "And that's the that on it, question mark."
― meaner stinks meat bake it cone (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 8 March 2020 21:43 (four years ago) link
i'm back on twitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― surm, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link
You picked quite a time to make your return!
― crusty but malignant (Eric H.), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link
why, has sumthin been happnin
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:51 (four years ago) link
Same thing, just more of it and infinitely worse.
― crusty but malignant (Eric H.), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link
oh no
― surm, Monday, 9 March 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link
the cancelled f1 grand prix is in my neighbourhood, lewis hamilton suddenly has three days off, and so do i
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 13 March 2020 02:22 (four years ago) link
godspeed
― DJP, Friday, 13 March 2020 13:29 (four years ago) link
do any other singles over the age of 40 think you've had sex for the last time?
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 March 2020 23:17 (four years ago) link
Because of COVID? I don't think that's gonna be the case at all, I think once the virus starts to go into remission there'll be a massive sex party
― meaner stinks meat bake it cone (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 15 March 2020 02:11 (four years ago) link
I had funtime with a guy who left Seattle two weeks ago!
End times!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 March 2020 02:24 (four years ago) link
not a good time in my life for there to be a sex strike
― surm, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 06:21 (four years ago) link
captain trips has obliterated my queer connections
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 06:53 (four years ago) link
SPRING already
worst spring ever
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:09 (four years ago) link
How is everybody holding up?
I'm finally out of my depression and getting some work done! Hooray!
― we have no stan but to choice (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link
Dunno how I'll survive without a man's arms around my cock for the next six months.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link
Grindr should start an offshoot app called Sheltr that's specifically for gays looking for a quarantine buddy
― we have no stan but to choice (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link
(I would prob use Sheltr regardless of quarantine, all I want is somebody for whom I can cook breakfast)
― we have no stan but to choice (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link
not even thinking about sex much
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:47 (four years ago) link
Work is keeping me occupied roughly 80% of my waking hours these days, which is to say I am holding up.
― coronoshebettadontvirus (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link
Following a routine has been pretty easier.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link
I have been waking up at 8/9am, making coffee, blinking and realizing it's 3:30pm. I don't know where my days are going. Ugh!
― we have no stan but to choice (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:21 (four years ago) link
Omg guys
― surm, Friday, 10 April 2020 14:17 (four years ago) link
How are we, do we have a spring thread
I'm a month sex-free!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 April 2020 14:19 (four years ago) link
sex appreciates it
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 April 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link
atm i’m so deprived of humans that every person i see on the street is unusually hot
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 11 April 2020 01:38 (four years ago) link
OMGSameIt’s gotten to the point where literally at the grocery store today I was checking out guys with face masks on
― surm, Sunday, 19 April 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link
I have been banned from the streets
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 April 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link
self-isolating LGBTs of SPRING 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 April 2020 19:36 (four years ago) link