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dan lacey what are your top 5 most important political issues?

and what, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

I've been trying to care. I'm not much motivated by politics anymore, mainly because I see neglect everywhere. 'Hot issues' run for a while as fads and then nothing gets accomplished; I've been trying to get off of that stupid train.

As a partial answer I would say life issues, if anything. Euthanasia still interests me, as does cloning. Renewable energy; if we had advanced solar capacity it would solve many of our domestic and defense related problems.

I'm more interested in why people care about certain issues, particularly as seen through the lens of faith and sexual motivation.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

what are your religious beliefs? are you against euthanasia because you believe it takes a life provided by god?

and what, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

That's a good question.

I've sort of had a falling out with God as of late, so I'm not really advocating anything except doing good, or trying to do good.

There are still too many cases of people 'coming back' after all hope was gone, so I would err on the side of caution. But as for moral absolutes; except for a few cases I've lost my enthusiasm.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 13 March 2008 00:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

thanks for the answers!

and what, Thursday, 13 March 2008 00:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

dan, if you haven't posted it here yet, please post the bob ross/happy tree one. that's awesome. if i had unlimited funds i'd buy 6.5 billion copies of that and mail one to everyone on earth.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

this one?

http://www.faithmouse.com/Bob_Ross_happy_tree.jpg

StanM, Thursday, 13 March 2008 16:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

Taint/Room For Two NSFW

Dan Lacey, Friday, 14 March 2008 05:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.faithmouse.com/chantal_sebire_large.gif

I've had Ilxor's ask me now and then if they can buy a cartoon; if you click on the above image it will take you to a page where you can purchase a high resolution copy from Paypal for $5. If you guys would like to support the cartoon that's a great way to do so.

I'll post a link where you can download a print-copy of the Neverborn/Bob Ross Happy Tree toon as well for GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ. Would make a nice coloring sheet.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

Someone's going to ask me this-

Chantal Sebire is saying "Thank you for releasing me, little one. Now I am finally free!"

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

That condition she had made me definitely sympathise with her request.

Michael White, Thursday, 20 March 2008 18:25 (nine years ago) Permalink

I recommend against GISing Chantal Sebire. Oh, my lunch.

libcrypt, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

Hell, even a Google text search wasn't worth it:

A rare form of cancer had burrowed through her sinuses and nasal cavities, causing her nose to swell to several times its original size, and pushing one of her eye sockets out of her head.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

Dan, I hate to be all frenchy pedantic here, but the 'e' at the end of petite makes it a feminine adjective. Petit is the proper spelling and p'tit is "li'l".

Michael White, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

Well, let's get it right. Drop the 'e' and what do you suggest with 'p'tit is "li'l"?'

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

If she's going to call someone 'bonhomme', she's quite likely to say 'p'tit' instead of 'petit'. It's kind of idiomatic, is what I'm saying.

Michael White, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

this is how you leverage the internet to make you look smart!

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

Change made, thanks!

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 20 March 2008 22:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

So after Chantal Sébire is dead her body will make a great pro-life costume?

Electronic Bugaloo, Friday, 21 March 2008 00:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.faithmouse.com/so_angry_sis.jpg

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 02:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

damn that jenkem epidemic.

i like the guilty raincoater in that last panel.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 07:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

haha, ilx finally has jenkem jokes

kingfish, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 07:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

'i like the guilty raincoater in that last panel.'

May have to revise that. Robe, not raincoat. He's one of the 'live xxx show' employees on a break.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 12:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Idea for a Faithmouse/Chick Tract parody-
http://www.faithmouse.com/NU1.jpg

Goon request, Blade Runner theme-
http://www.faithmouse.com/gayrunner.gif

9-11 drawing-
http://www.faithmouse.com/towers-large.jpg

Inspired by story of New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat which caused him to speak Australian-
Foster's Is Australian For Beer - NSFW

Recent drawing-

Gary Gygax memorial cartoon in progress-

Former WalMart employee brain-damaged by second-party truck accident chases CEO of WalMart which tried to recover half million in paid medical expenses-

Padre Pio-

That 'Amy Winehouse' YouTube midget transvestite from Chile-

Goon request, after Rosicrucian tapestry-

Following up on the previously posted Taint cartoon-

I'm happy to take sketch requests, which helps to support the cartoon. $20 for a custom cartoon and I'll throw in a signed Mallard Fillmore cartoon (danlacey(at)faithmouse(dot)com.)

I have a pretty fun nude Olympics San Francisco protest cartoon in progress as well.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.faithmouse.com/john_mccain_mcmuppet.jpg

Recent drawing-
http://www.faithmouse.com/punch_pizza.jpg

Gary Gygax memorial cartoon in progress-
http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoonx.jpg

Former WalMart employee brain-damaged by second-party truck accident chases CEO of WalMart which tried to recover half million in paid medical expenses-

Padre Pio-

That 'Amy Winehouse' YouTube midget transvestite from Chile-

Goon request, after Rosicrucian tapestry-

Following up on the previously posted Taint cartoon-

I'm happy to take sketch requests, which helps to support the cartoon. $20 for a custom cartoon and I'll throw in a signed Mallard Fillmore cartoon (danlacey(at)faithmouse(dot)com.)

I have a pretty fun nude Olympics San Francisco protest cartoon in progress as well.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

The thread is only letting me post three or so cartoons at once, so I'll just break up the rest into a few separate posts-

http://www.faithmouse.com/low_prices.jpg

Former WalMart employee brain-damaged by second-party truck accident chases CEO of WalMart which tried to recover half million in paid medical expenses-
http://www.faithmouse.com/wal_mart_brain_damage.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/pope_john_paul_II_pensive.jpg

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

Padre Pio-
http://www.faithmouse.com/padre_pio_face.jpg

That 'Amy Winehouse' YouTube midget transvestite from Chile-
http://www.faithmouse.com/amy_winehouse_midget.jpg

Goon request, after Rosicrucian tapestry-
http://www.faithmouse.com/tapestry.gif

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.faithmouse.com/dramatic_prarie_dog_blog.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_on_easel.jpg

Following up on the previously posted Taint cartoon-
http://www.faithmouse.com/taint-shoes.gif

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.faithmouse.com/laid.gif

http://www.faithmouse.com/its_a_bicycle_world.jpg

I'll try to stop by more often...

I'm happy to take sketch requests, which helps to support the cartoon. $20 for a custom cartoon and I'll throw in a signed Mallard Fillmore cartoon (danlacey(at)faithmouse(dot)com.)

I have a pretty fun nude Olympics San Francisco protest cartoon in progress as well.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

$20 is cheap!

libcrypt, Sunday, 13 April 2008 04:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

Dan, would you care to talk a bit about process? That is, how do you go from sketch to inked-looking JPEG?

libcrypt, Sunday, 13 April 2008 04:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.faithmouse.com/dramatic_prarie_dog_blog.jpg

XD

am0n, Sunday, 13 April 2008 04:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.faithmouse.com/kish_pre.jpg

Pic showing penciling and inking for the finished 'bicycle' cartoon. Sometimes I'll isolate different elements to layers in Photoshop and then move them around to get what I want, but I also draw and scan cartoons 'whole' as well.

I started using red markers a few years ago when my local art store was out of black. I never really know what a finished cartoon will look like until late in the process. Also, cartoons don't look that great in red so I really have to try harder to get a better looking product.

For my sketches I'll try to draw upsidedown as much as possible, which forces you to copy what's really there instead of just recording presumptions.

Tried a tablet once but it didn't really work for me.

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 13 April 2008 15:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.faithmouse.com/Putin.gif

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 20 April 2008 04:31 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.faithmouse.com/barack_obama_waffle.jpg

'Memories Of Barack Obama's Breakfast' - Ebay Auction

One man’s garbage, another man’s online phenomenon - Times-Tribune.com

Dan Lacey, the Minnesota author of the Christian cartoon “Faithmouse,” saw the waffle image online and said he was inspired to make the “Memories” painting, which he offers for sale on eBay.

He paints on the side to support his cartoon business and has made other portraits of Mr. Obama.

“I just thought it was a very nice-looking, half-eaten waffle. It caught my artistic eye and immediately engaged me,” Mr. Lacey said.

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_ebay_waffle_cartoon.jpg

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 21:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

Having a lol here.

libcrypt, Friday, 25 April 2008 23:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

Fetus taint getting his newspaper NSFW

I can't imagine the context where this WOULD link to something SFW except maybe a rickroll.

HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Your paintings are GREAT (as well)

StanM, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 18:25 (nine years ago) Permalink

Hey, thanks.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 18:31 (nine years ago) Permalink

I love how you drew the adrenal gland on the kidney. It's like a cute little wig or hat.

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 18:59 (nine years ago) Permalink


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