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To: Liberty1970 Looks are deceiving. Actually, according to close friends of the Duggars, the older kids are in complete charge of the younger ones. Yep. Mrs. D gives birth and breastfeeds - then the older ones take over. She also does something called blanket training. Blanket training means putting a baby on a blanket, using a stick to hit all around the edge of it as a threat to baby not to come off the blanket, or it will get the stick. Once baby is so trained, mom leaves it there so she can chat with friends. Raising kids or what? They get a lot of donations from people - so while it's not govrernment welfare, JimBob doesn't really provide. With all the publicity he exploits his family and his sexual appetite for material gain. Sad. Using children for political and material gain.
Actually, according to close friends of the Duggars, the older kids are in complete charge of the younger ones. Yep. Mrs. D gives birth and breastfeeds - then the older ones take over.
She also does something called blanket training. Blanket training means putting a baby on a blanket, using a stick to hit all around the edge of it as a threat to baby not to come off the blanket, or it will get the stick. Once baby is so trained, mom leaves it there so she can chat with friends. Raising kids or what?
They get a lot of donations from people - so while it's not govrernment welfare, JimBob doesn't really provide. With all the publicity he exploits his family and his sexual appetite for material gain.
Sad. Using children for political and material gain.
― milo z, Saturday, 4 August 2007 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.staralicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/dina-lohan-lindsay.jpg
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 4 August 2007 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Throwing a hot dog down a hallway:
In this fun phrase the hot dog represents a penis and the hallway represents the enormous vagina. Usually due to the fact that the woman has had many many sexual partners which has stretched the vagina walls to the size of a "hallway".
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 4 August 2007 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I've heard it as 'throwing a banana up broadway...'
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 4 August 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link
throwing a welly up main street
― darraghmac, Saturday, 4 August 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
ok NOW that picture is funny. can't believe i didn't get it.
― river wolf, Saturday, 4 August 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link
http://sg.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArTljnuXt7mVxSn3lBC_EpQh4wt.?qid=20070705113238AAObnSc
― am0n, Saturday, 4 August 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
how is babby formed
nabisco wrong, phil right:
if you gotta have a whole bevy o' little ones, why not adopt and do the whole world some good and give your privates a break?
― remy bean, Saturday, 4 August 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
who are we to tell someone how overworked their privates are?
but i see y'allses point all the same.
― latebloomer, Saturday, 4 August 2007 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link
the world record for most babies born to a single woman is 69. Only two died in infancy.
― teeny, Saturday, 4 August 2007 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
including four sets of quadruplets
― teeny, Saturday, 4 August 2007 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Because it's not about having the little ones, just creating them.
But I am not of Nabisco's opinion, and am more of the school that this is a fairly terrible world and we must huddle together for safety and squeeze out what little pleasures we can and try to make things better for one another because of it.
― Casuistry, Sunday, 5 August 2007 06:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Guess who's pregnant with number 18!
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D90I4TN00&show_article=1&catnum=0
― StanM, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link
damn gurl
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link
I just learned that my aunt accidentally gave birth to her daughter in the toilet. Just 'sploosh!' Out it came when she was sitting. My dad said she called when it happened, hoping to get hold of my mom (her sister). "I just had my baby in the toilet! What should I do?" "Call the doctor?" he said. The baby was fine.
She know introduces this little girl (who is five!) as "my toilet baby."
My dad could not answer questions about her pelvic floor muscles.
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0%2C2933%2C291949%2C00.html
what the hell
-- river wolf, Friday, August 3, 2007 6:24 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link
Original post. she should be deliverin by now
― mizzell, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link
That is some seriously cruel shit right there.
― Michael White, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I hate my aunt so much.
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link
The little girl couldn't be any sweeter, FWIW.
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link
i should hope not
― Granny Dainger, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, if she's fucking calling him up to say, "My vagina was too useless to hold in a baby and let me pee simultaneously," who knows. Maybe she shared some more uncomfortable and useless details. It's her thing.
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm glad to hear that, Abbott, but that's exactly the kind of callous, thoughtless, 'I prefer to make a lame-ass joke than worry about the feelings of my own daughter' kind of stuff that leads to 'issues' down the road.
― Michael White, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link
I know, I really worry about her future relationship with her mom.
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
My last post was directed at your cousin's superlative sweetness, just to be clear.
― Michael White, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
so is there like a whole team of therapists who call your aunt at regular intervals wondering when the therapy is going to start?
― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Are you in a position to be a good pal/cousin, Abbott?
― Michael White, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, I talk to her, M. She's a sweetie. We write each other letters and such that do not mention her mother or toilets.
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:04 (fifteen years ago) link
She just talks about Dora the Explorer a lot.
And Emeril.
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Looking at the age of the kids: this woman had children in a much too rapid succession. But I guess it turned out okay: all her kids survived. I do wonder how she coped/copes (phsyically AND mentally). I'm going mad with the youngest not sleeping through the night at the age of six months (now). What would it be when I have that amount of kids? I guess you kind of go with the flow (har har flow of babies).
(Story continues below)
Until she's in menopause?
― stevienixed, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
The older kids just start taking on parent tasks, is hwo I've always seen it in 10+ kid families.
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Save some $$$ on hand-me downs.
Oh god, I know how it goes (seen it with my aunt who had five kids, adopted one and then cared for a whole slew of kids) but I'm not that crazy (or selfless).
― stevienixed, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link
whatever happened to river wolf?
― Edward III, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link
he spends his work day on a bicycle which does not lend itself to posting on the internet.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link
lostilxors.xls
― Edward III, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link
lollll at commercial for plan b during their spawn-a-thon on tlc
― Lucian, this guy with diamonds (m bison), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link
and Michelle has been pregnant for 126 months — or 10.5 years — of her life
this is o_0 retarded and all, but that only works out to 7.4 months per pregnancy!
― BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link
shit is loose baby. It's hard to keep... a baby... in it.
― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link
i think that was calculated when she had had less than 100 children
― Schwwww (harbl), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link
that was at 17! (126/17) how many do they have now? i mean obv this was what a year ago so it couldnt be any more than 18 i suppose
― BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link
she had #18 in december i think?
― Schwwww (harbl), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:22 (fifteen years ago) link
that this thred and the toni collete thred are both being revived tonight says something powerful, I think.
― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago) link
god bless her husband for keeping at it. her clown car's gotta be like the fucking holland tunnel at this point
― BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link
it's not a cunt; it's not a tunnel; it's a chunnel
― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:38 (fifteen years ago) link
that was funnier when i heard it in my head
Some of those pregnancies were twins too.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link
it's not a pussy; it's not a four-door; it's a passage into Mordor.
― WmC, Monday, 26 January 2009 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link
lot of player hatin' on this thread
― da croupier, Friday, August 3, 2007 3:52 PM
― jelky (jergins), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link