Young women in flimsy summer dresses that leave little to the imagination: classic or dud?

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And by "all it implies", I mean "Mischa Barton".

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― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 01:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Long skirts are kind of dud like 9 times out of 10 IMO.

what i'm talking about:

http://www.uniquely-oriental.co.uk/images/chinesedress4.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

If I could actually find something that looks like that American flag "sundress" I'd be all for these bastardized versions of sundresses:

http://market.renderosity.com/mp/SoftgoodThumb18498.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.kino-passau.de/Archiv/Filme2/h_n/bilder/in_the_mood_for_love.jpg

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Those dresses are hot, you are correct. Especially the ones with the low cut neckline beneath the collar.

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― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:05 (nineteen years ago) link

"Ein Fim von Wong Kar-wai"

These dresses are also hotter than sundresses, cos they button all the way up, it is kinky:

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/203300/203371/Products/7259005.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

These are hot too because you just untie the back and bam full frontal nudity:

http://www.dvf.com/Merchant2/4.13/collection/main_822.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:10 (nineteen years ago) link

The model looks like she's molded out of plasticine, and her calves are TO DIE FOR.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link

isn't the whole point of dresses being able to bang without getting undressed?

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link

like homosexuals in union suits, Ian.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Sometimes but you must admit the "accident" possibility of untying or popped buttons makes those dresses more alluring than sundresses, who do NOT have such a possibility for "accident". Unless like the subway wind tunnel effect causes skirt rises, which happens to me constantly.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

the button up dress looks like a raincoat: not sexy.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Unless you have flasher fantasies.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm too easily aroused; practically any dress that shows anything gets me.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think most girls cd pull off the maggie cheung chinese dress thing though. i think the skirt/blouse combo is more democratic.

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

i have an amish fetish

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Raincoat with nuthin' under it but undies how is that NOT sexy?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:21 (nineteen years ago) link

if it's admission time:

I have a grass skirt fetish,
I have a soccer shorts fetish,
I have a surfer grrl fetish,
I have a telephone operator fetish
I have a waitress fetish,
I have an art-school girl fetish,
and all of these trump my flimsy summer dress fetish.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I basically only deal in two looks, "naughty librarian/secretary" or "unshowered indie fuck in ironic t-shirt".

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Raincoat with nuthin' under it but undies how is that NOT sexy?

what if it's an unflattering cut or color? i mean really Ally, think about it...

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Raincoat with nuthin' under it but undies how is that NOT sexy?

Osmosis, Allyzay, needs to take place through a semi-permeable membrane, and a raincoat is more than semi-permeable. It would not be sexy, it would be like a genital sweat-lodge inside an (aptly-named) slicker, with enough odiferous hotness to float a zepplin.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.maggie-gyllenhaal.net/coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/normal_005%7E0.jpg

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, google helped me out:

http://www.alysonhannigancorner.com/maggie/miscmagazines/2003/november/maggie-ew111403-01.jpg

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

aw fuck it.

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

It's my goal to have a girlfriend who wears sexy dresses by the beginning of spring.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, how about a link?: http://www.maggie-gyllenhaal.net/coppermine/displayimage.php?album=18&pos=1

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Nice kicks...

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

so am i mistaken or is this thread now just ally and a bunch of pervy dudes?

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

ally is a pervy dude in a woman's body.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Welcome to the pervclub, amateurist. Make yourself at home. Gag-ball?

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Ian is OTM

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway YES if the raincoat is an ugly color, like for example green, then it'd be awful, obviously.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:45 (nineteen years ago) link

is there a name for the dress that maggie wears in that photo?

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

That does not appear to be a dress to me. It appears to be a blouse and a pencil skirt, both black.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

i meant to write skirt.

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:47 (nineteen years ago) link

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pencil skirt! aha. ok i'll go back to perving in silence.

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes. It is a pencil skirt. I find those to be the best of skirts and own many, many of them though they are a bit inconvenient for every day casual wear to be honest.

That was exactly the type of look I was thinking of when I said skirt+shirt ist besser als sundresses!

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Pencil skirt + seamed stockings = X

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:50 (nineteen years ago) link

JIMMY THE MOD WILL LEAD YOU ALL THRU THE ZONE.

*hi-fives*

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Let's Eiffel Tower that bitch AK

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

seamed stockings are hotter even than sundresses.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link

And seamed stockings with garters are hotter than that. We should really set up a scale...

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I have to get a new pair for fall, I ripped mine somehow and Victoria's Secret is only selling one with pink seams down the back? I reckon that is unclassy.

Garters always win but they are difficult to wear sometimes under the new breed of pencil skirts, which feature lycra too often and are a bit unforgiving to the little bumps caused by garters. Garters are better with kind of flippy skirts.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Right... but we're splitting hairs. We need an official scale of hotness

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link

grungy unshowered indie fuxor in ironic t-shirts
Circle I OK

sundresses
Circle II Better Than OK Cos You Can Have Sex Without Clothing Removal

schoolgirls
Circle III Stereotypically Hot

geisha girl dresses
Circle IV Foxy in a Momus-Fetish Way

flippy skirts with garters
Circle V Hot In A Trying To Always Catch Peak Sort Of Way

Maggie Gylllllenhallealldgh

geisha girl dresses with cutout part for boobies
Circle VI TITS

Uma Thurman

pencil skirts with seamed stockings
Circle VII Dirrty Like Christina

any type of dress or skirt that blows upwards when it's windy
Circle IIX Like That's Not On Purpose

naughty librarians
Circle IX You Just Came In Yr Pants

Design your own hotness

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 03:06 (nineteen years ago) link

That rules beyond description.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

what this thread is looking for is white translucent track pants. not that i go for that sort of thing. i prefer the flimsy hippie ass sundresses, or even the t-shirt and jeans/cords.

i saw a girl wearing a winter hat yesterday. it had pointy ears.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 03:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Sundresses

Circle I So Sweet, So Innocent

Victoria's Secret

Circle II Nice, But Too Fragile

Geisha Dresses

Circle III For Those Afraid of White People

Cheerleaders

Circle IV ...And Popular to Boot!

Leather Sluts

Circle V Anything You Say

Winona Ryder Now

Power Suits and Skirts

Circle VI ...I said, "Anything You Say"

Winona Ryder In Her Prime

Sk8er Grrls

Circle VII Too Drunk To Fuck

Flippy Skirts with Garters and Seamed Stockings

Circle IIX You Did It, Didn't You?

Soccer Girls

Circle IX Be Gentle

Design your own hell

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

SOCCER GIRLS YES.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I like wearing indian cotton long hippy skirts and empire-line dresses *pout*

I'll just hide over here then shall I...

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

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