McDonalds: Edible or Not

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I don't think I've had Mickey D's in at least 10 years. nastiest shit ever. the only fast-food franchise I'm even mildly enthusiastic about eating at is In-n-Out, and that's not even national.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

very very edible!

this is "good" news

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I love the breakfast sausage!!!!!

― rock u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I only eat breakfast food there anymore.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

hmm i said that badly. uh, i only eat breakfast food when i happen to be eating there.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm a breakfast burrito man myself

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

altho the McD's menu in India was a thing of wonder to behold.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

nastiest shit ever.

this has probably been said a billion times before, but Shakey OTM Collier

― Space Gourmand (Haberdager), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

not quite a billion

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

he's trying to buy us off now.

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

hmm usually people call me either a "fucking dumbshit" or (my personal favorite so far) "a 12-year-old girl"

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I only eat there once or twice a year, but that breakfast shit is like penicillin for hangovers.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I hit McD's about once a month now, down from once a week.

Shakey, what was on the menu in India?

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Paneer Salsa wrap, McAloo Tiki, etc.

http://www.mcdonaldsindia.com/ourfood/veg/index.html

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't mean it along the lines of 'OMG Shakey MC is praised so much because he is always so right' *cocksuck* but more along the lines of 'that's an amusing way of putting Shakey Mo Collier OTM, but I bet I'm not the first to do it like that' *exaggerate*.

― Space Gourmand (Haberdager), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Goddammit Louis, couldn't you just lurk for six months or so to see how grownups interact?

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

McAloo Tiki and Pizza McPuff sound like cartoon character names.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Disappointingly, McDonald's India looks perhaps even worse than the American version. The dry pea patty. That horrible pizza hot pocket thing....

― paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

one assumes that the only thing it shares in common with other McDonalds' of the world is the mysterious Ingredient X. In all other respects, the menu bears little to no resemblance to actual food either Indian or American.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

when i worked in London they were testing out Indian Pakistani? Bangladeshi? things on the UK menu.

Chicken McTikka Naan = super classic
Mint Lamb Korma = yuck dud

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I've just been comparing the ingredient lists between US and AU Maccas. Its horrifying. You poor bastards have all these weird chemicals and high fructose corn syrup and nasty hydrogenated oils in your gear. I mean our McDs is shit too, but blimey.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

that was an html attempt at striking through "Indian"

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

very edible. "digestible" is another story. good for you, of course not.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 22 September 2006 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i could talk about the chicken nuggets all day, compose symphonies for the fries, dedicate poetry to the egg mcmuffin...

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Friday, 22 September 2006 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

The bacon egg & cheese biscuit tastes like heaven, but always makes me feel like hell. Not even an immediate tooth-brushing can erase the greasy leftovers from my tastebuds.

Nothing else there is even remotely edible.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 22 September 2006 01:59 (seventeen years ago) link

There's really a unique kind of stomach-sickness that McDonald's beef gives you. It's not just that normal hamburger "I have a brick in my stomach" feeling - it's more like "I have still wet cement in my digestive system and it's beginning to harden and block off my intestines"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

That's exactly the feeling that poutine gives me. I wish Big Macs did the same, but unfortunately we make a date every so often.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

eating a McGriddle is like swallowing a suicidal teenager's cry for help

― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I never eat their breakfast. There's Hardee's for that kind of tasty self-abuse.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Last time I had McDonald's was last year in Sweden. It tasted...fresher?...than US McD's food. Still - that was the last time and only out of necessity (on the road travelling and no other food venues in sight).

― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Friday, 22 September 2006 03:20 (seventeen years ago) link

McD's should just McGriddlize everything by stamping their corporate logo in it, and give you the "breakfast" option for all burgers by topping the burger w/margarine + syrup. Then they wouldn't have to worry about two different menus.

― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 22 September 2006 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

mcdonald's hash browns + sausage biscuit + ORANGE JUICE = my ideal breakfast, pretty much.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

the heck is a sausage biscuit? i don't understand this crazy terminology

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:22 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a sausage patty placed between two slices of - well, biscuit. now that i'm describing it it does sound pretty weird but it's GREAT!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link

why is their o.j. so good? also, coffee. the rest blows. chicken fries > mcnuggets.

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:35 (seventeen years ago) link

must try this sausage biscuit.

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:35 (seventeen years ago) link

(jim, biscuit is like a savory scone. a more lively damper, if you will.)

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:45 (seventeen years ago) link

the chicken selects are pretty good! with the spicy chipotle bbq sauce.

and then the new $1.39 snack wrap (chicken select, lettuce, some mayo'y/ranch'y sauce, maybe some shredded cheese - wrapped in flour tortilla) is also nice! cheap afternoon snack'y thing. yum.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ohh

xpost

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:49 (seventeen years ago) link

and lorne sausage I presume.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:51 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

― Ed (dali), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:51 (seventeen years ago) link

im in istanbul now and went into the mcdonalds to get an ice cream cone, and the menu had a McKebab thing, but why would anyone get a McKebab when you can get a real kebab next door, or two doors down, and also three doors down for i think about the same price?

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:56 (seventeen years ago) link

And presumably 500% nicer too!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 September 2006 06:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Its like the McCafes here. Why do they bother in Melbourne? We have so many nice cafes! Cafe Degraves poohpoohs you, McDonalds!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 September 2006 06:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I the first person on this 5 year old thread to say that I think almost everything on the McDonald's menu is staggeringly delicious, and reading all of these posts made me want nothing more than a combo meal for dinner?

* (please note that (a) I think McDonald's is an abomination of a coporation that is working overtime to fuck humanity up (the stories in 'Fast Food Nation' about the lengths their advertising goes to in China to sell the shit to children, who are becoming more and more obese each year, are APPALLING); and (b) I am over 300 pounds and in very poor health).

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

"why would anyone get a McKebab when you can get a real kebab next door, or two doors down, and also three doors down for i think about the same price?"

haha - yeah and see in India the real food is actually cheaper! It is simply not possible for McD's to undercut street vendors prices there, everything is so dirt cheap to begin with.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

from the indian menu:

encrusted with a Mexican Cajun coating,

WTF??

also the "Mexican Salsa sauce" must be interesting.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Made with real Mexicans!

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/3774/3249/1600/19064/DSCN0384.jpg

― chaki, Sunday, 25 November 2007 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link

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