US threaten Iran with pre-emptive strike

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god i can hear his tongue moving around in trump's anus

― american bradass (BradNelson)

what the

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 January 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link

I love your emoji, Karl.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

i stole it from a twitter troll, via ilx

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!πŸ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 January 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

I quit twitter so I'll be on here more, sorry in advance

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 3 January 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

when did you quit?

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!πŸ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 January 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

it's probably a good idea. :-/

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!πŸ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 January 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

Brad with the bold Caucasian eroticism

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 January 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

This a morning where we can forgive egregious imagery, Brad,

Lactose Shaolin Wanker (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 3 January 2020 15:46 (four years ago) link

i needed that lol

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!πŸ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 January 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link

when did you quit?

yesterday, in a moment of sublime clarity

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 3 January 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link

congratulations on logging out y'all

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 3 January 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link

i mean that earnestly, it was the best decision i made for myself four years ago

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 3 January 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link

β€œDue to heightened tensions in Iraq and the region, the U.S. Embassy urges American citizens to heed the January 2020 Travel Advisory and depart Iraq immediately,” the State Department said in a statement posted early Friday. β€œU.S. citizens should depart via airline while possible, and failing that, to other countries via land. Due to Iranian-backed militia attacks at the U.S. Embassy compound, all public consular operations are suspended until further notice. U.S. citizens should not approach the Embassy.”

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!πŸ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 January 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link

thx

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 January 2020 15:55 (four years ago) link

β€œI was briefed about the potential operation when I was down in Florida,” Graham said Friday morning on β€œFox and Friends.” β€œI appreciate being brought into the orbit. I really appreciate President Trump letting the world know you cannot kill an American without [sic] impunity.”

what American was killed? what is he referring to? sorry if this is obvious

L'assie (Euler), Friday, 3 January 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link

assume no particular person - just all the yankee deaths QS implicated in

||||||||, Friday, 3 January 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link

for those who aren't on twitter, here's what you're missing: pointing out that this was done without congressional consent or even awareness (apart from caddies like lindsey graham) means that you don't care about who lives or dies or what the consequences of all this will be, and instead you just care about procedural bullshit and as long as the procedures are followed you'll eichmann in jerusalem all the way to the grave, you heartless bastard

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!πŸ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:03 (four years ago) link

ugh yeah no thanks

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:05 (four years ago) link

what American was killed? what is he referring to? sorry if this is obvious

― L'assie (Euler)

a few days ago a military contractor was killed by an iran-supported militia, which prompted a counteroffensive from the u.s., which then led to protests at the green zone in baghdad

https://www.politico.com/news/2019/12/29/strike-iraq-death-militia-090555

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!πŸ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:06 (four years ago) link

trump has let the world know that if you kill an american, we will start world war 3

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!πŸ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:07 (four years ago) link

what about those american deaths that were trump's fault

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:09 (four years ago) link

those deaths were perfect

πŸ’  (crΓΌt), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:11 (four years ago) link

trump likes the Americans who weren’t killed

hot nuts (small) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link

READ THE DEATH CERTIFICATE

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link

In fairness, when he made the "liberal case for Donald Trump" how could he have known that Congress would not completely defund the American military https://t.co/0q8xluLEem

— Scott Lemieux (@LemieuxLGM) January 3, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

lmao that his last name is bragman

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link

btw given how many twitter embeds i encounter on ilx these days, it's like i didn't quit twitter at all

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link

I've never had a Twitter account but ILX works like a vaccine insofar as its moderately slow drip of embeds has inoculated me against ever wondering 'but what if?'

pomenitul, Friday, 3 January 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

only raw takes here

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

which of the Dem candidates wd have done this too?

money on Biden and Booty

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

I doubt Biden would have given up the Iran deal...

Frederik B, Friday, 3 January 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link

"I really appreciate President Trump letting the world know you cannot kill an American without [sic] impunity.”

what American was killed? what is he referring to? sorry if this is obvious

― L'assie (Euler)

His name was Jamal Khashoggi, and at last we have achieved swift justice for his murder.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link

real worthless thought experiment xp

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link

new board name

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link

war is what the parties are closest on, as in the Dem House gave up even more of its 'warmaking powers' recently

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link

I did not know about this lol

Anyone else remember when the US lost a fake war with Iran so badly they just hit restart and used a script to make sure they won?https://t.co/2iDHXwKGJQ

— Sean '[yawns]' Oscar (@hauntonaut) January 3, 2020

Baby yoda laid an egg (wins), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link

this is bad as wishing President Gore had started the Iraq War.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link

yeah the millennium challenge is hilarious and / or terrifying xp

hot nuts (small) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link

Trump weighs in again with something that no one else has thought of:

β€œThe United States has paid Iraq Billions of Dollars a year, for many years. That is on top of all else we have done for them.”

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!πŸ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:48 (four years ago) link

Why is Iraq so ungrateful for what we did for them?!!? Can anyone answer that?!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!πŸ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link

it's finally time for the dinar revaluation!!

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link

Jesus Christ

treeship., Friday, 3 January 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link

i'd do him

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!πŸ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link

this thread has gotten TMI in the last two hours

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:59 (four years ago) link

btw given how many twitter embeds i encounter on ilx these days, it's like i didn't quit twitter at all


The main reason I got out of the UK politics thread πŸ™

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:59 (four years ago) link

iraq has paid iraq tens of billions of dollars in the form of munitions, delivered directly into the bodies of hundreds of thousands of disgracefully ungrateful iraqis

hot nuts (small) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 January 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link

Lots of propaganda posters and images of Soleimani being shared around Iranian social media right now, quality pretty wildly varying, but this one from Khamenei's office stuck out: a painting, showing Soleimani being received in Heaven. pic.twitter.com/jtfTTQ1Ewu

— SΓ©amus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) January 3, 2020

Mordy, Friday, 3 January 2020 17:19 (four years ago) link

the forgotten Iranian man

symsymsym, Friday, 3 January 2020 17:42 (four years ago) link

xp he's being greeted as a liberator

525,600 gecs (voodoo chili), Friday, 3 January 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link

The US has been at war with Iran since the CIA overthrew Mossadegh in 1953 and replaced him with the Shah. And as always, it's been a bipartisan production.

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) January 3, 2020

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 January 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link


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