"croissant-munching, latte-sipping": instances of misconceived media-class self-loathing ITT

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Just walked past this ugly faux farmhouse type abode with the fake mews. Pretentious bloody croissant munching...

calzino, Friday, 3 January 2020 13:42 (four years ago) link

Is that crazy Dom name-checking Lacan? Looking forward to the Sun explaining him to their readers people who look at pictures

Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 January 2020 13:44 (four years ago) link

he's finally getting back at all those pricks. he'll show them!!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 January 2020 14:45 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

"The North London polenta-eating intelligentsia can’t cope with a North East accent challenging their preconceptions of what they think is best for the hoi-polloi".

Darren Grimes, still angling for a job at GB News

calzino, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:49 (two years ago) link

where on earth has he got the polenta thing from?

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 4 June 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link

it just sounds fancy, I think.

calzino, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:52 (two years ago) link

Don’t tell me you never noticed how the ruling classes are always wolfing down Italian grits.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:53 (two years ago) link

maybe tom harwood posted a picture of some polenta on his instagram

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 4 June 2021 16:54 (two years ago) link

I was sure this bump would be about the John Harris tweet (in which the croissants were only implied)

The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Friday, 4 June 2021 17:00 (two years ago) link

polenta doesn't really make much of a meal or snack on its own though

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 4 June 2021 17:30 (two years ago) link

Polenta (mămăligă) is the ultimate peasant food in Romania so seeing it cited itt is amusing.

pomenitul, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link

I think of it as coarse corn flour, like the first time I bought it was to make some cornbread which is probably a trailer park staple in the US!

calzino, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link

Should have used "LaCroix-sipping" for the rhyme with hoi polloi.

peace, man, Friday, 4 June 2021 18:35 (two years ago) link

Or maybe "bok choy".

peace, man, Friday, 4 June 2021 18:36 (two years ago) link

Hoi polloi means commoners tho

The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Friday, 4 June 2021 18:40 (two years ago) link

But ppl often mistakenly use it to mean the opposite so it fits itt

The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Friday, 4 June 2021 18:40 (two years ago) link

i thought this polenta thing was made up today, but it seems to originate from late-90s river cafe menus which have conned a whole generation of right wing pundits into believing that polenta is expensive pic.twitter.com/kCmqfqEdx3

— jonathan nunn (@demarionunn) June 4, 2021

mark s, Friday, 4 June 2021 20:10 (two years ago) link

Also Derwood should know that it’s wrong to put ‘the’ before ‘hoi polloi’.

the thin blue lying (suzy), Friday, 4 June 2021 20:56 (two years ago) link

polenta-eating intelligentsia

Pictured:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYO4e0uHVDk

pomenitul, Friday, 4 June 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link

Oh I missed hoi polloi in the grimes quote, thought peace man was just talking about the thread title

The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Friday, 4 June 2021 21:05 (two years ago) link

'The hoi polloi' is perfectly fine in English, as is 'chai tea', 'Sharia law' or 'the La Brea tar pits'.

pomenitul, Friday, 4 June 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link

"shrimp scampi"

o. nate, Friday, 4 June 2021 21:08 (two years ago) link

scampi fry-crunching cognoscenti

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 4 June 2021 21:41 (two years ago) link

polentaful

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 4 June 2021 22:17 (two years ago) link

Hoi polloi means commoners tho

― The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Friday, June 4, 2021 2:40 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

But ppl often mistakenly use it to mean the opposite so it fits itt

― The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Friday, June 4, 2021 2:40 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah, I think it's often confused for "hoity toity".

peace, man, Friday, 4 June 2021 22:38 (two years ago) link

Hoi polloi means commoners tho

Isn't the quote referring to commoners?

"their preconceptions of what they think is best for the hoi-polloi"

kinder, Friday, 4 June 2021 22:55 (two years ago) link

yes he certainly is, wins at first missed the Darren Grimes quote and thought peace, man was commenting on the thread title.

calzino, Friday, 4 June 2021 22:58 (two years ago) link

or something like that

calzino, Friday, 4 June 2021 23:00 (two years ago) link

no hoi polloi/twitter embeds politics thread

just thinking about that time d-mac attempted a "no hoi polloi" politics thread - which I think was in response to a snarky post I made!

calzino, Friday, 4 June 2021 23:03 (two years ago) link

well half of the thread title I mean

calzino, Friday, 4 June 2021 23:04 (two years ago) link

TIL how to pronounce La Croix

bovarism, Friday, 4 June 2021 23:27 (two years ago) link

...sweetie?

kinder, Friday, 4 June 2021 23:30 (two years ago) link

Hoi polloienta

portmanteaujam (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 5 June 2021 00:48 (two years ago) link

> polenta-eating intelligentsia

polentelligentsia

koogs, Saturday, 5 June 2021 05:43 (two years ago) link

polentascenti

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 6 June 2021 18:58 (two years ago) link

it's just highfalutin' corn meal mush

What's It All About, Althea? (Aimless), Sunday, 6 June 2021 21:00 (two years ago) link

PoneHub

stations of the croissanwich (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 6 June 2021 21:17 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

that's a decent piece on the oat milk swilling Ocado elite! Can't people have been picking on polenta again.

calzino, Saturday, 2 October 2021 09:40 (two years ago) link

a 375g packet of polenta costs £2 at Ocado

calzino, Saturday, 2 October 2021 09:43 (two years ago) link

resist oat milk though, especially the milkshakes that are treble the price of the dairy ones.

calzino, Saturday, 2 October 2021 09:50 (two years ago) link

Good first paragraph to that piece. I use oat milk for porridge but don't like the taste of it with coffee at all.

nashwan, Saturday, 2 October 2021 10:01 (two years ago) link

i tried it with porridge and didn't love the taste but i cd probably adapt but i don't use milk much anyway. my daughter has a real thing for oat milk coffee lattes and such but she swears she's developed a bit of lactose intolerance

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 October 2021 10:06 (two years ago) link

I prefer the lighter qualities of UHT milk in my coffee and for sauces. But I did read that the rise in severe allergies is connected with old school milk going out of fashion and all the lovely bacteria in it was good for us.

calzino, Saturday, 2 October 2021 10:28 (two years ago) link

lol came here much too slow to post that piece

guardian is good when it hires good writers to write good pieces

mark s, Saturday, 2 October 2021 12:56 (two years ago) link

grouse is terrific if it's been hung properly btw

(by the neck until dead, like er landlords)

mark s, Saturday, 2 October 2021 13:00 (two years ago) link

... or Toby Young.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 October 2021 13:04 (two years ago) link

toby young is never terrific: this is the hill i will die on

(from overcrowding)

mark s, Saturday, 2 October 2021 13:08 (two years ago) link

Good first paragraph to that piece. I use oat milk for porridge but don't like the taste of it with coffee at all.

― nashwan, Saturday, 2 October 2021 bookmarkflaglink

See I really like the creamy that oat milk gives to coffee.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 2 October 2021 17:10 (two years ago) link


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