why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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You can't ask my bones to turn into a heart

looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 December 2019 05:49 (eight months ago) link

other things without bones: knives, guns

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 30 December 2019 13:58 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

makes u stink

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 04:55 (seven months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UknhhXEuTmY

wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:18 (seven months ago) link

that tag didn't add much, B-

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:02 (seven months ago) link

I recently joined a group - Baltimore Old Photos - that seems to really attract off-topic memes for some reason. The people there don't stand for it and it always gets taken down, but that doesn't stop them from trying. Here's last night's contribution.

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/82792539_2675098149194448_2235242152118452224_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ohc=iS6ra9GQuU4AX8IgJUV&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=34f811b08d9d58a69abc5eb16f59c54b&oe=5ED6D34F

☮️ (peace, man), Friday, 7 February 2020 11:50 (seven months ago) link

my current meracle is playing up so this is good

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Friday, 7 February 2020 11:55 (seven months ago) link

Maracals.jpeg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 8 February 2020 03:46 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

yikes

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:04 (seven months ago) link

i miss the old days when there was no food

whistling (brownie), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:07 (seven months ago) link

brownies were elves

or coloureds

kinder, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:08 (seven months ago) link

The first fish fingers were made by Birds Eye in 1955 at its factory in Great Yarmouth, Norfolk and the official launch took place on 26 September that year.

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:10 (seven months ago) link

The first purely Indian restaurant was the Hindoostanee Coffee House which opened in 1810 at 34 George Street near Portman Square, Mayfair.

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:12 (seven months ago) link

Riddled with inaccuracies this!

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:13 (seven months ago) link

not the standard of accuracy I expect from a printed out and then photographed old cunt meme

Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:23 (seven months ago) link

My tolerance for posts featuring original dialogue accredited to Pooh and Piglet is long-exhausted, and it is a strain not to tell close family members where to stick it when it inevitably pops up.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:24 (seven months ago) link

the best part about these "drinking from the hose" memes is that they always unintentionally make the old days sound fucking horrible

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:25 (seven months ago) link

What do they mean by "coffee was camp"?

☮️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:36 (seven months ago) link

Parents used to have a bottle of Camp in the cupboard and to the best of my knowledge they never drank it. Mom might've used it for xakee flavouring maybe.

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:58 (seven months ago) link

The label was a bit racist.

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:58 (seven months ago) link

sound really yucky

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:01 (seven months ago) link

The hell did this fucker eat

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:03 (seven months ago) link

White bread and mutton i guess

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:03 (seven months ago) link

for millennia before the invention of chicken tikka masala, britons mainly ate a thick brown slop composed of potatoes, assorted pig organs, and wool

Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:06 (seven months ago) link

Potatoes a new world food tho. Surprised this person ate potatoes in the 50s, rather foreign

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:07 (seven months ago) link

The one thing that we never ever had on our table in the fifties ..
was all the delicious food I just mentioned
Fuck you!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:28 (seven months ago) link

I seen one today which was horrible - Union Jack coloured British Isles - "We are British. We Eat Meat. We Speak English" but I was too mortified to share

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:43 (seven months ago) link

Real England

Boot edge edgelord (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:51 (seven months ago) link

Things were great when they were crap

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:55 (seven months ago) link

we didn't wear helmets, our drinking water was laced with lead, our parents were emotionally distant or openly abusive, and we carry numerous unexamined traumas from which we have suffered our entire lives, and this is a good thing.

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:01 (seven months ago) link

That's the spirit.

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:14 (seven months ago) link

wikipedia:
Laver seaweed has been cultivated as a food since at least the 17th century.

(this is in wales, which is in the uk iirc)

koogs, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:50 (seven months ago) link

For the time being.

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 17:20 (seven months ago) link

Cymruexit

Boot edge edgelord (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:26 (seven months ago) link

I drank from the hose and then I ate the hose

frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:32 (seven months ago) link

drink full and descend

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:41 (seven months ago) link

We drank our own pee and dreamed it was lemonade

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:42 (seven months ago) link

Weird nostalgia for bygone days of poverty is definitely a thing, but it doesn't usually center on the wide variety of good food you didn't eat because you were too poor or ignorant. That author sounds terrified of other people making choices.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:43 (seven months ago) link

"Life expectancy was 65"

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 19:19 (seven months ago) link

I drank from the hose and then I ate the hose
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 02:24 (seven months ago) link

it's weird that the 50s are held up as the golden age of shit trad british food bc it was probably the biggest decade of growth for e.g. chinese and indian restaurants in the UK, at least in % terms. even my fusty grandparents ate pasta occasionally, and anglo-indian food like kedgeree had been around for 150+ years

big difference not listed there is that french cuisine was p much the first and last word in fine cuisine back then. old british ppl fkn love french food/butter/meat/death

ogmor, Thursday, 27 February 2020 10:31 (seven months ago) link

Lol I am old

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 February 2020 11:41 (seven months ago) link

I drank from the hose and then I ate the hose
And heaven knows I'm miserable now


lmao

majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Thursday, 27 February 2020 12:24 (seven months ago) link

Not sure if this belongs on here or the right-wing cartoons thread, either way I "enjoyed" it

https://i.redd.it/3iz4ha4iksj41.jpg

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:30 (seven months ago) link

I like how that someone took the mildly clever cartoon and then explained the joke

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:31 (seven months ago) link

In the 1960s cars were always parked

symsymsym, Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:32 (seven months ago) link

Hilarious tbh

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:40 (seven months ago) link


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